you need zero!

hgd29 · 2020-11-09T06:31:54+00:00

😂😂

I'll take the single life and a bag of chips for $2000 please, Alex!

RIP Alex Trebek, a true HV gem of a man.

mimiandthekeyboard · 2020-11-09T06:44:49+00:00

“I’m good with the zero loud chip bite” -my motto forever regarding men ahahaha

PeachPitiless · 2020-11-09T13:09:46+00:00

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I was married and was poly. My boyfriend ended up moving in with me and my husband. I had to file for bankruptcy and lost my house within a year. They just fed off of each other's worthlessness and both stopped working almost immediately. They also insisted that I clean the house. When I tried to communicate (scoff) that I was too tired after working to clean, my boyfriend told me to just clean on the weekends then. There's no reason to have more than one man, ever.

MakeURegret · 2020-11-09T15:04:02+00:00

That was so well executed 😂😂

deranged_berserker · 2020-11-09T14:58:22+00:00

That's a weird way to say "there aren't enough sex receptacles and mothers to baby me to go around, I need more females to call sluts"

Title	you need zero!
Author	Sinchichis96
Upvotes	129
Comments	7
Date	November 9, 2020 6:22 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jqshxw/you_need_zero/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/you-need-zero.326716 https://theredarchive.com/post/326716

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