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[–][deleted] 97 points98 points99 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
100% accurately sums up 99.99% of womens online dating profiles.
However since I'm in St. Louis, the soil has to be a few shades darker to apply here.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same shit here in the Northwest too. And I'm willing to bet everywhere else also.
[–]--Steak2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Midwest reporting in, that's an affirmative MGTOW One.
[–]DirtieHarry0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, me too. MGTOWSTL
[–]JunhoSun64 points65 points66 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Sack of shit?
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey54 points55 points56 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
At least you could grow a tomato plant in that sack and make it useful. Not so much with a modern woman.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn.
[–]SgtMGTOW8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or a big tall cannabis plant with some fluffy ol buds.
[–]I-am-the-lul4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can feed a lot of cats when they die, so there is that.
[–]Thisismyusern4me0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean... Have you at least tried planting a tomato in a woman? Hypothesis needs testing!
[–]Onkel_Adolf0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Step one: bury her under a compost heap.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the best way to do that is to first plant the woman, probably in your back yard, then plant the tomato on the spot where you buried the woman. Should be enough nutrients in the soil to grow lots and lots of tomatoes.
[–]_caponius5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Combichrist
[–]rebuildingMyself37 points38 points39 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
"Patterns me when I act up"
What the hell does that even mean?
[–]TurnDownForWhat24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Puts me in my place when I act up. Pattern.
[–]rebuildingMyself27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, passing shit-tests.
Or just accepting the fact that women are illogical beings that function completely on emotions and drama. Any man that's dated women long enough knows this.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I translated that to mean a series of ruler or shoe marks on her butt when she acts up. Is that the wrong translation? It's hard to keep up with all the latest street talk.
[–]mofono9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Women want to be raped but then if you rape them they will accuse you of rape and then the police come and you lost your job, your freedom, and everything you own.
MGTOW is the only option.
[–]DoYouEvenRackPull2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best comment I've read in a while, nice job lol
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It truly is a Paradox within an Enigma.
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[–]Teflon08190 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It comes down to them wanting to be dominated. Children are miserable when their parents don't set and enforce boundaries, so too are women when you strip their inflated egos away. I wouldn't say women want to be raped per say, but the idea of being taken forcefully by a man that they want to be taken by is most definitely their number 1 fantasy.
[–]Ximkai13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how they took care to accurately depict the body shape of these lovely princesses
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That looks like some quality dirt.
[–]Magikpoo8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I have one of those i call her, LOAD.
I don't think she likes it too much.
[–]davisyoung5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does it stand for Loved One Annihilating Donuts?
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Married?
[–]Magikpoo8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
No thank god, been with her for 25 years, but now its time to go. I just woke up like a year ago.
[–]demontits7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
5 years, she moved out 3 days ago. it's so fucking peaceful
[–]FritzLn4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
son i'm living with a family member and his girl, not even my bitch and she's driving me crazy! no idea how you guys put up with it. think about doing evil shit to her every day and i barely have to deal with her haha
[–]Magikpoo1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
However I'm still with her, she won't leave me alone, there is no way to tell her to fuck off, i've tired everything. So I'm just marking time. She's a vacuum, she sucks the air out the room. I have no energy. She's this life sucking monster. I just don't have the strength anymore. HELP!
[–]demontits0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
is commonwealth marriage a thing in your state?
[–]Magikpoo0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank god no! It would be considered common law marriage. After seeing what my father went though i said fuck marriage.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Congratulations.
Not yet bro. I'm slowing pulling away.
[–]Turkick2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amazing XD
[–]soullessgeth3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bahahahah. this is gold
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Rekt.
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[–]587Boat3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"If he can't handle me at my worst, he doesn't deserve me at my best!"
And I'm guessing that this is her at her best.
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[–]Mac2905 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why did you misspell Maserati then?
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[–]Mac2900 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My bad. Thought it was some kind of humble brag.
[–]FritzLn2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
merely being 6 foot is short now
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6ft is too short now
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of course = D
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