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harmonic_blast · 2019-05-29T01:49:24+00:00

I hypothesize that he had his first orgasm jerking it to chained-up Princess Leia but at the moment of climax he inadvertently looked into Jabba the Hutt's eyes.

Thereby corrupting his sexuality forever.

cyndonn66 · 2019-05-29T00:30:34+00:00

This is what you marry when your dick is so weak that folds of skin feel better than a hole.

Redhood616 · 2019-05-29T01:24:53+00:00

LOOOL this dude looks like what i imagine when i think of simps

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-29T00:06:31+00:00

Lover conquers, and eats, all.

Three-Legged-Fox · 2019-05-29T00:43:44+00:00

Honk honk!

Dajork · 2019-05-29T02:05:13+00:00

Look at his eyes.

My god.

GrisBosque · 2019-05-29T00:55:03+00:00

No words far enough beyond stupid and surreal could express this.

The_Shorto · 2019-05-29T00:12:38+00:00

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2019-05-29T01:34:07+00:00

I repeat fat isn't beautiful. It's harmful. I wish that the stupid body movement and "fat is beautiful" activists shut the fuck up and stop encouraging fat bitches to stay fat.

novhaku · 2019-05-29T05:35:31+00:00

I always wonder how they even manage to get THAT fat. It's ridiculous. You probably have to be eating CONSTANTLY to become like this. Literally. One lunch every hour, at least. I can't even imagine it being possible otherwise.

XbabyjeezusX · 2019-05-29T04:47:10+00:00

This poor bastard probably believes that is all he could get. And up untill about ten years, before the whole "fat is beautiful" bullshit, landwhales were like easy mode as far as getting pussy. You didn't have to have money just tell them some bullshit they wanted to hear. They would in turn fuck you like you had the last dick on the face of the Earth and after it was over they would cook you a meal! (I'm not even trying to be funny)

funknaught · 2019-05-29T16:26:26+00:00

No face sitting for this guy.

splinteredRecon · 2019-05-29T00:28:59+00:00

Plot twist: she's rich and he's biding his time.

PM_THOSE_SIDEBOOB · 2019-05-29T03:06:08+00:00

I bet she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch though

FatKnob · 2019-05-29T06:49:07+00:00

SuperSimp.

corey407woc · 2019-05-29T07:02:16+00:00

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-05-29T03:35:59+00:00

Oh eww. Jesus.

tchower · 2019-05-29T05:56:49+00:00

I don’t know who I pity more, the simp, or the human moth larvae who’s soon to die of heart disease or stroke if she doesn’t get help! Not to mention she’s at risk for many types of cancer related to her body fat.

MGTOWacct · 2019-05-29T07:43:20+00:00

There's illness in that room.

hotassdotonline · 2019-05-29T13:56:42+00:00

The picture is better than any comment ever will.

I never imagined even a simp going that low.

2019-05-29T00:36:05+00:00

"Thar she blows! Man the harpoons! Looks like CPT Ahab gets his whale tonight!"

ohishitmypantsagain · 2019-05-29T01:39:19+00:00

What a fucking beast

Blackfysh88 · 2019-05-29T03:10:14+00:00

I can’t imagine being with a woman so fucking obese I can’t get my arms around her. Snuggling is definitely out. Fuck.

Gala0 · 2019-05-29T05:26:47+00:00

Hope they get sued when people start having heart attacks for "loving their condition".

And why not love amputees, blind people, deaf people, stinking people, ugly people or even cripples?

No, we have to make obese people feel confortable in their near death condition.

Is it clear for everyone that bodypositivity is just some marketing bullshit trying to attract the growing obese population to a level of self satisfaction that stimulates consumption? It's just like empowerment .

I feel bad that the market is pulling such a cynic unhealthy perspective on people for the sake on making money selling plus size shit.

mcgillisfareed331 · 2019-05-29T06:06:15+00:00

Lol this is just dumb

2019-05-29T06:08:04+00:00

Why???????

Mchooofer · 2019-05-29T06:45:48+00:00

Or he was like.. this bitch sleep with other guys, I'm secretly gonna support her getting her fat ass bigger. So she's forever gonna be alone lol.

SaharaFatCat · 2019-05-29T07:27:55+00:00

Is there background on this? Was she like this before he met her? Is this some sort of fetish?

Docbear64 · 2019-05-29T08:49:15+00:00

I feel like that infamous Troll 2 line slots in as a caption for this really well : https://youtu.be/cdTBIQDPZt4?t=5

11bNg · 2019-05-29T16:47:48+00:00

bt999 · 2019-05-29T19:59:35+00:00

He's at risk, like a newborn smothered by a sleeping mother in bed.

Qlight123 · 2019-07-07T09:46:46+00:00

Maybe it's his fetish

Title	🤷🏼‍♀️
Author	sovad
Upvotes	251
Comments	54
Date	May 28, 2019 11:35 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bu79te/_/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/457581 https://theredarchive.com/post/457581

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