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[–]TheRealGP_TW68 points69 points70 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I wish this was true.
[–]Hypogamy60 points61 points62 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It would be more interesting than the false racism narrative
[–]T00000094 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More believable too
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches menstruate on a towel and then make shit up on twitter for likes
[–]xeq9372 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Press F to doubt.
[–]Raider_Scavver0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F
[–]AuthoriaPendragon[S] 36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The marvel CUNTry is real.
[–]rainierfog35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well I hope he broke her jaw in a few places
[–]Bigchungus69x25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah if he defended himself he probably would have gone to court for assault since she is female, it’s best just to avoid those types of situations
[–]cant-stand_ya14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who's saying he still isn't going to jail? Why do you think the girl attacked him in self defense? He was trying to rape her of course.
[–]Aro222012 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And we must believe all women therefore guilty until proven innocent.
Let's tell CNN so they dox the guy.
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[–]john2123216 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
But then you don’t get to hear all the “oh no she didn’t!” reactions from the crowd, smell the urine, touch the sticky who knows what on the arm of the chair, or hear the baby crying in the front row. All you do is save money, stay safe, and actually see and hear the movie and realize how awful it is.
[–]Bombinic11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sofa king much THIS
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[–]insertcredit20 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love the cinema. Learning no to give a fuck about going to see a film on my own was a great revelation. I pop to the shop, grab a few beers then watch a movie in the deluxe seats.
[–]IAmNuclearMan10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Should've taken her to the back, snapped her neck and dumped the carcass in a dumpster.
DC, bitches!!!
/S
[–]ominousbacktones7738 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Block that first strike she throws, then when she gives you that look like you've got a big dick growing out your forehead, tell her "I would advise against trying that again". Twist the wrist, guide her to the floor, walk away.
Even I know that's too far to some degree, but Judo is the martial art of gentleness and my point will have been made.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Drop seoi nage REALLY gets that point home. Some are stubborn.
[–]Bane_Savage6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What do you mean? this guy just watched captin marvel.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she still alive?
[–]dustyluggage3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 800!
[–]mattmanoblot4202 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Need to go see Shazam tbh
[–]I_SHIT_FEDORAS4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was alright
[–]kuntslayer2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://i.imgur.com/AfC79o9.png
[–]MGTOWisNOTmra1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think it's a joke mocking the white people,that claimed they got beat up by black people, at the black panther premiere.
[–]Hellse0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, I'm pretty sure it's almost word for word mocking that retard Smolett's tweet about the fake "hate crime" he staged.
[–]MGTOWisNOTmra0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DIdn't read his tweets. So my bad. Try not to involve myself with that shit. Hate drama
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck does this even mean? Jesus I literally don’t understand anything of what this tweet says.
[–]Blissbynature0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And Step 2: A bunch of felonies for false reporting
And Step 3: All charges dropped by Cook County state's attorney's office
Oh wait, this guy is in the wrong club for step 3.
[–]GNOK-GNIK0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll take “Shit That Didn’t Happen” for 100, Alex.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then the whole theatre stood up and applauded
[–]This_Goy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honk honk
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