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[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
A hoe in minecraft is not a diamond worthy tool, so you dont get the most precious substance in the game and make a hoe out of it.
[–]billybob_jr69 points70 points71 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But the achievement
[–]iLuvAnel5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed
[–]Shukar_Rainbow86 points87 points88 points 7 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Woke
[–]puppyghost69 points70 points71 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
But he won't go broke.
[–]TheDumbassGenius30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Yea he will with the parties he's having.
[–]riderin131 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude, with 2billions, even if you throw 1mil every day on partying, it will take 2000 days of consecutive partying to waste all this money... It's more than 5 years of non stop... I highly doubt he will go broke in his lifetime :D
[–]thelividgamer12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's assuming he isn't putting the money to work. However I suppose that could go either way. Money tied up and not being able to be spent Et Cetera.
[–]markus_brutus13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No sure you understand how much money is a billion.
[–]TheDumbassGenius0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
U Right
[–]Samuraidweeb12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better than wasting that money on a thot.
[–]puppyghost6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So he's the guy you call when you need someone to cover the booze.
[–]IllegalAlcoholic1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And he is not me
[–]ParalyticPoison4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Got any examples of these parties?
[–]TheDumbassGenius3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Best i could find on a whim
[–]ParalyticPoison3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Welp, I guess what else are you going to do with a 70 million dollar home, I would have probably went with something more economical, but that's just me, I don't have 2+ billion dollars. I never understood the purpose of mansions, especially if you are a bachelor, lots of unused space for a high price.
[–]TheDumbassGenius1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, he should be Investing!!! But it's his life, he only lives once and doesn't have any kids so fuck it.
[–]ParalyticPoison5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I would not even be investing at that point personally. I know with that amount of money, I would most likely die with a lot of money that would go to a government, so I would try and use it all up on things I wanted before that time (which would take A LOT of effort with that much money and one person). However, I dislike waste and vanity, so this sort of purchase and party going would probably not be my optimal way to spend time I suppose, especially not with most of the fuckwits we call celebrities of today.
[–]thomal462 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like he got that good smoke
[–]TheChristianCrusader4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hes the creator of minecraft, the sjws are calling him a right wing Nazi
[–]hideout7852 points53 points54 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Who is Notch? Got a bit of a nice guy look with that fedora.
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_99s83 points84 points85 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sold minecraft to Microsoft and is now a billionaire. He outbid JayZ and beyonce on a $70m house in LA a while back.
[–]TheDumbassGenius13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does he still get paid???
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_99s39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure he gets some sort of royalties, but the lump sum alone was billions.
[–]gofndn36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
He's one of the co-founders of Minecraft if I remember correctly, at least he is responsible for many thing in the development of the game.
Edit. Some people apparantly missed that I said 'if I remember correctly'
[–]Stahlboden47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
He is the original creator, he hired a team later on and then sold the game to microsoft.
[–]TheDumbassGenius5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
After that the game went to shit smh
[–]realtrublaze15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd say 1.13/1.14 is probably at the best it's ever been
[–]ToshinRaiizen12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with u/realtrublaze, I got back on MC after years of hiatus and it's pretty damn fun with all the recent updates.
[–]we_are_already_dead6 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's still the same game
[–]TheDumbassGenius20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
co-founder
You uncultured swine.
[–]Samuraidweeb4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Co founder 😂😂😂
[–]Hipsterbelt23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A billionaire
[–]breadfaniron13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He also pretty based. Calls out twitter bullshit when he sees it
[–]Argonov-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So brave...
[–]PassTheHoneyMustard24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
damn
[–]banalarama21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He looks like the sort of dude who'd know
[–]TheDumbassGenius6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep
[–]TheChristianCrusader5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hes the creator of minecraft
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I would say never waste your money on diamonds in the first place. All they are, if you think about it, are shiny rocks. Very overpriced rocks.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, just realized this was a Minecraft reference. Haha 😅 ...well my point is still valid in real life lol
[–]AncapGhxst2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Value is subjective
[–]Onlymgtow882 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well unless you can resell them for more
[–]ryandiy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... and typically, the only ones who can do that are affiliated with the DeBeers diamond cartel.
[–]ParalyticPoison1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Industrial Grade Diamonds have a purpose though.
[–]Malaguena12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Notch is many things but wise isn't one of them. Dude could have legit gone his own way - philantrophy? He could do it. Investing in future tech? He could do it. Space race? He could do it.
Instead he sits in his million dollar home and tweets memes.
[–]Daniel073939 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a life of dreams? What you talking about?
[–]NocAdsl28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
why would he? he can do whatever he wants with his money. What you think is wise to do in life, is not necessary also wise for him. nor he doesn't care about opinions, since hes billionaire.
[–]Malaguena6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nor he doesn't care about opinions, since hes billionaire.
Exactly, He’s become detached from reality. He doesnt really care about anything... I wouldnt want that life for myself.
[–]Eric90609 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He inspired a generation of game devs. There wasn't too much randomgen going on before Minecraft.
I still remember playing in 1 64x64 chunk single player in a web browser. Good times
[–]markus_brutus9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As long as he doesn't waste it on a wife i think he's wiser than most people.
[–]JstTrstMe3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He also believes in Qanon
[–]SmellyTheBluCow4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He sold Minecraft to microsoft and is now instantly among the richest people alive. If all he does is call out PC shit on twitter, then more power to him.
[–]amer2153 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And on a shovel.
[–]Throwaway_wat_do123 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notch the is original creator of Minecraft and a self-made billionaire who rails against SJW and feminist horseshit.
He sold Minecraft to Microsoft five year ago for over 2 billion, and has since adopted an "I got fuck you money so fuck you" attitude.
Microsoft banned him from Minecraft's 10th anniversary celebration for "comment and views" he has, and they also erased all mentions of him from the game.
Dude's the real deal. Made his money and told the world to go fuck itself.
[–]immaletyafish3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never buy a diamond. Overpriced useless piece of rock.
[–]Vraboxin 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Didn't he used to be an extreme white-knight simp and now he is redpilled as fuck?
[–]jeabben 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd sell them and invest in something better.
[–]Gordon-G1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage 👍🏽
[–]KingKomp70 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know you're doing well when you get this much hate. Good for him
[–]PimpTears0070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just gather 9 of them and make it into a block.
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Do you know how awesome of a guitar you could buy for the price of a diamond wedding ring?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Especially since you can make them out of peanut butter and they're practically worthless if not for advertising
[–]andrewpipes0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good day m'lady!
[–]LiveTheTruth3210 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im keeping my jewels in my sack.
[–]PseudocodeRed-5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad he's a nutjob now.
[+]This1sMyWorkAccount-7 points-6 points-5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tips Fedora
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A hoe in minecraft is not a diamond worthy tool, so you dont get the most precious substance in the game and make a hoe out of it.
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