Anon used to be a beta orbiter

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-17T10:49:40+00:00

i've been reading simp stories for years now. just when i thought i'd read the worst one i read an even worser one

(yes, i know it's not a word, but it is a thing)

somuchluv2give · 2018-08-17T12:31:19+00:00

There’s no way this is real

SaltTax · 2018-08-17T13:01:26+00:00

Well at least he didn't donate his inheritance to a twitch thot. There's always a silver lining I guess.

AnAverageWanker · 2018-08-17T14:11:38+00:00

this is not real, no way

if it is, the dude is just mentally challenged

PadaV4 · 2018-08-17T11:09:32+00:00

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AvailableNoise · 2018-08-17T15:52:38+00:00

From hardcore friendzone to gangbang overnight is a pretty big leap.

2018-08-17T13:32:04+00:00

If this is real........ holy shit the cuck was strong with this lad. Hope he's got better priorities now

aholf_ditler_1889 · 2018-08-17T14:27:42+00:00

Just when you thought mankind hit peak retard

TheJoestarDescendant · 2018-08-17T16:25:53+00:00

Thought I was reading my story from two years ago...

Damn looking back I would like to send mails to the past to warn the dumb young me or just straight punch that idiot...

PhantomCowboy · 2018-08-17T16:40:36+00:00

I was right there with you until Gambia... wtf dude?

cobaltcolander · 2018-08-17T18:47:41+00:00

Even as a young prepubescent boy, I wasn't this pathetic. In comparison to this dude I was a chad on steroids.

veganhitler · 2018-08-17T10:35:13+00:00

Yikes. He really fell into that black hole.

1v1crown · 2018-08-17T14:46:49+00:00

What..?

Ibanezguitarrocks · 2018-08-17T19:51:46+00:00

He's got deeper issues than women. This simply isn't normal behavior for a well adjusted person.

realChebz · 2018-08-17T20:23:18+00:00

This is the kind of men who tell you to "man up" and claim to be alphas. Just let that sink in guys...

Hellse · 2018-08-17T21:43:04+00:00

I cringed so hard I jumped out of my exoskeleton. lol

smat1987 · 2018-08-17T22:37:12+00:00

Oh. My. God. 😐😐😐 My former blue-pill self was a solid alpha compared to this dude. This is beyond beta orbiting. I don't even know what to call this.

poopascoopa14 · 2018-08-17T16:44:47+00:00

I actually believe this is true sadly

Autisticus · 2018-08-17T16:59:04+00:00

It's going to take WAY more than The Gambia to fix autistic simping of that galactic magnitude...

Swapnil9 · 2018-08-17T17:10:00+00:00

The king of all Simps. LOL.

How does any guy put up with this kinda shit. No matter how ugly or short you are as a guy have some self respect JESUS.

Cristi_Tanase · 2018-08-17T18:27:09+00:00

can someone from the west please explain how the hell any human be this stupid? What... how.... wtf is the attraction of being an orbiter?

You are either with a girl and pursue until you fuck her or you're solo... there is NEVER an in-between!

theorymeltfool · 2018-08-17T16:04:12+00:00

Please tell me you don’t believe this...

humidtexan · 2018-08-17T16:42:22+00:00

Wow, he was in DEEP. I have never ventured that far into an orbit...and thank God I never will.

Edit: no way this is real

Petrus_ · 2018-08-17T21:10:18+00:00

...

Anon what the fuck

axonMagnus · 2018-08-18T01:22:04+00:00

I love these green texts stories from 4 chan

zRaXcPk · 2018-08-18T22:02:30+00:00

So much cringe

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-08-19T05:30:29+00:00

This has to be made up. I mean I know there are some seriously mentally challenged guys out there, but this is just bizarre. I've never heard of someone taking a nickname so far in my life.

I'm honestly kind of surprised she didn't file a restraining order. How could a normal person allow someone like this to hang around? It's disturbing. The first time he sprayed himself in the face with bug-spray around me would be the last time I ever saw him.

But, truth be told, I probably wasn't too far off from this back in my blue-pilled days.

Title	Anon used to be a beta orbiter
Author	Rett_MGTOW
Upvotes	175
Comments	72
Date	August 17, 2018 10:26 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/981522/anon_used_to_be_a_beta_orbiter/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/anon-used-to-be-a-beta-orbiter.508299 https://theredarchive.com/post/508299

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