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[–]mrk6866 points67 points68 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He’ll be helping her move furniture around her new boyfriend’s house.
[–]balancedben 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]I5zq3iuyfI4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In my BP years I did exactly that twice. I feel so happy knowing that I'm not that simp anymore.
[–]CorpulentLeprechaun45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Jesus fucking Christ
[–]frikabg9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
that is fucking savage! :D :D :D
I wonder what is the woman's process when she writes something like that 'Yeah that sounds like a legit answer i mean he should be happy for being my friend!' or something within those lines!
[–]28wheels 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She’s trying to signal to her potential chads and gf’s, he is far below her self assigned SMV. She gives 0 fucks about how that made him feel.
That girls reaction is normal now, selfish cunts. That wall can’t come fast enough at her.
[–]frikabg4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well i really hope she gets all the chads she can take so they can treat her the way she deserves to be treated ;)
[–]orphancrippla37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This isn't incels. He's not a comrade, he's a deluded orbiter who thinks catering to this bitch's every want and need will make her stop fucking hot guys and fuck him instead.
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[–]orphancrippla6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is a kid, but that doesn't make him less deluded or less of an orbiter. I've been there myself, I just hate this incel shit being posted here now.
[–]TheHandsomeMF 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude we all have been there. Well I haven't but I'm sure many of us know how this feels.
[–]Sir_Coaljerk4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
we?
[–]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right. I was never him. Sure I got rejected and all but I never orbited.
[–]-RubiconPONR- 36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He will be one of us soon.
[–]stringedbeams7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this if he's not already
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[–]28wheels 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Height is everything in this social media picture world.
[–]7856120 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not sure what some think, he is actually getting friend-zoned.
[–]DagonNaxos 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. The worst feeling ever. Poor bastard.
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[–]OutWithTheNew0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's a suckers bet.
[–]8017351 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
suckers bet
Bet.
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[–]Sir_Coaljerk0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If he got a sex change id be all over him.
[–]ADepressedLittleShit2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Username checks out.
[–]cashmoney_x0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope you mean in a few years....
[–]Wardaddy7795 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How’re them blue balls treatin you bud?
[–]gMoneytz5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think they are both signaling.
He wants her (or maybe really joking), she makes sure people out in TV land know she still a "singlez gurilz, tee hee!".
"Bestiesss". Lady, grow up.
[–]coryandtrevorforever 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You know what to do guys.
F
[–]Mi91iwjw2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Flooboid2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]ADepressedLittleShit3 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
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[–]gods_bones4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's just friend zoned not fallen. It's going to wind up saving his life, most likely. He will probably be in love with her and hoping she will pick him until maybe age 28. Gives up and moves on just as she is hitting the wall. Gets a gf who will make his life miserable and end up redpilling him through her abuse. And by the time he hits his 30s, he will be disillusioned, confident, happy and wealthy, while she desperately looks for some sucker who will settle for her. Hopefully by the time she is ready for him, marriage will sound like a retarded joke
[–]SirWallaceII2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Bbbbbb- burned
Take that, simp. Lol
[–]MrBallsackEyes0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This guy drinks way too much soy milk.
Sad!
She probably wants to date a man with actual male sex hormones in his body, but I bet he thinks he just has to prove how much he loves her.
It's true. You can he'll he's smaller than her both physically and sadly mentally.
[–]BeepBeepRitchie 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch.
[–]Blogginginvicecity1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro, the fact that she looks a little like Sasha Grey was a red flag from God, not a sign of the chosen one.
[–]PabloEscoba1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This boy cant be saved, hes not a comrade.
[–]Amnesia25080 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows, only time?"
[–]1UPZ_0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's got more masculine traits than him
[–]squidracer 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He should just ghost
[–]RighteousSouljah0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cringe cuck boy
[–]JosephBancor 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cucks gonna cuck. Simps gonna simp. Most men are fools over females. Self destructive fools. Don't destroy your heart your self over a woman.
She'll marry him when she's used up and he's hitting his prime.
[–]Mr-5-50 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's too short !
[–]TdotMusic1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Oof
[–]ADepressedLittleShit1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Shouldn't he be on BuzzFeed..?
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