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[–]Teflon0819120 points121 points122 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
In other words, "Know your place, orbiter."
[–]mma1357976 points77 points78 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Bestfriend" basically means:
you are friendzoned
She only keeps you around because you buy her shit, listen to her problems, do her work for, etc, all without her having to even kiss you, IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE.
[–]elementalwalruss28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, orbiters are there so that when she fucks up with a chad, she'll still have someone to take care of her. Like a failsafe.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Friendzone isn't really an appropriate term since she has no intent to actually be your friend
[–]40moreyears5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jim Boone
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Fuck you bitch 😂😂😂
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http://i.imgur.com/uama20F.jpg
[–]boogalooshrimp110367 points68 points69 points 8 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Her: I wish I could find a guy like....
Me: finish it!
Her: but better looking and with more money
Or my personal favorite "I'm just not ready for a relationship right now." fast forward a week later.....you know how it goes
[–]Asphyxiem21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A lot of guys don't understand the second part they orbit until they are dead
[–]Drawrtist12315 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah... Pretty big red-pill when Grade 8 your crush for years says she can't date you because she's a lesbian - then find out two weeks later she goes to parties and gets fucked by randos all the time. Needless to say I never talked to her again when I found out.
[–]Rext71777 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
holy shit the sluts are getting younger
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[–]Rext71770 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
was it by another student?
[–][deleted] 57 points58 points59 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Uh gross. No man should ever have to hear those words in this life.
[–]Drawrtist12312 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've heard those words so often.. I have also gave up a lot of chances with a lot of these same women because I never really gave a fuck, I was just nice when around them but would always be playing games instead of wasting my time with them when I didn't need to. That said, maybe I'm just imagining I could have and chose not to? Oh well, I have a waifu now so I don't need these 3D thots at all xDDD
[–]kanyewost11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wtf
[–]mma135790 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why, who cares, who says I want that bitch anyway.
Surprised your comment got upvoted so much, this is MGTOW after all, where we give zero fucks about relationships.
[–]HitlerianNazi10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We still care about our brothers @mma13579
[–]mma135791 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I get your point but why should we care if someone is getting friendzoned, she's doing him a favour really, we are against relationships.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It still hurts.
[–]cryptotim7072655 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"You.. just not you."
Everything's okay... my head hurts.
[–]Theneoncynic40 points41 points42 points 8 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
Why type such a big ass dramatic rant?? What happened to the good old "It's not you, it's me" rejection ???
Straight up sadism
[–]elementalwalruss14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Have to make an excuse to keep the orbiters in check. Wouldn't want them flying off now would we? So she keeps teasing like he'd still have a chance. A bluepill views that response as she still wants me, I just need more time, since she didn't totally reject him.
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Try calling in a favor sometime see if that’s an effective strategy.
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So she’s actually provided favors of value to you or you just think she will if asked in the future?
Ok fair enough.
[–]Tomato_Joker33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If her bestie is a goodlooking guy - I married my best friend!
If her bestie is not a goodlooking guy - I can't marry you! You're my best friend!
Typical mind-games nonsense. They can go to hell.
[–]bigmanincoming20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
How are you even supposed to respond to this?
[–]Hypogamy55 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't, you stop being her friend.
[–]michaelkc0321 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Dick pic
[–]Hypogamy15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's gotta be a giant dick pic tho, then tell her she doesnt get it now.
[–]hazmigaming7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet suddenly she will change her mind to "Friedns with benefit only" after that pic. 😄
[–]MarzMonkey2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dick Pics Work
[–]ijnenak5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seconded
[–]boogalooshrimp11038 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dick pic. She'll either love it or hate it. Or option 2 ghost her.
[–]AllahHatesFags5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You do what Bill Burr says and say "Are you going to come over here and fuck me? No? Then I have got to go!"
[–]Throwawayforinsaniti1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was friendzoned once. Then I got tired of her shit and asked for a blowjob when she wanted a favor. Ironically, we are better friends now that we fuck without illusions than when I had kept her on a pedestal.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
By deleting her number
Like this
[–]FirstOrderMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Begone Thot.
[–]XFX_Samsung15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Most comfortable with RIGHT NOW" Key word right there. It could be a different dude tomorrow.
[–]Drawrtist1233 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's always a right now. No foresight or else all the "nice guys" would be taken for resource manipulation from the get-go. That said, if they were smart they would do this and cheat - like they do anyways, you know how it goes xD
[–]xtsv12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch.
No point in even trying if you're not physically perfect.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He dodged a bullet.
[–]User-31f64a4e10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basic friend-zoning. PUAs have techniques for this, if you really do want to bang chickies.
[–]askmrcia5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had very very similar story. In grad school this girl in my group project was flirting with me hard.
After a one time of going out, I went for the kiss and she turned her head saying she is planning on getting back together with her ex.
Stopped talking to her. After six months or so she hits me up asking to hang out with me saying she broke up with her ex again. I knew she was planning on using me for entertainment because she was bored.
Said what the hell and invited her to a party. Flirty, but I knew wasn't going to do anything.
Stopped talking to her again. Two years later she contacts me. Now hitting the wall at age 28(she's Asian).
Messaging me telling me about her life and how she needs to find a guy to marry.
Oh well.
[–]ChildOfAnger8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me and a female friend:
Her "All the guy's I'm dating want something serious, I just want a casual fling" Me (wait a week, let the dust settle, don't want to look to eager) "Hey wanna go on a date" Her "Oh..wow..no sorry. You're really nice BUT...."
I'm not even worth a casual fuck lol!
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The appropriate response is 'lol', followed by never talking to her again
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking past the obvious, I see this sort of response as a way to discredit anything negative he has to say about her. "He is just saying that because I broke up with him."
[–]trseeker6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Run, do not walk away from this thot.
[–]mgtownigga5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if a girl said this to me, she's immediately cut off for life
[–]cycloneous6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The moment you hear:
"you're so nice and I'd love to have some one like you but. . . ."
"you're everything I've wanted in a man, sensitive, funny, you like to cuddle but. . . "
"I've always wanted to be with some one like you but. . . ."
"you're so sweet, but if I wasn't interested in Chad Thunderdong. . . .
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They know what they're doing when they say this. I'm sure they get off on it.
[–]Drawrtist1235 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That single life with chads, being strong and independent or whatever is when they get off. I've been told time and time again growing up how great of a father I would make, and how i'm a nice guy, and the only one that treated women right - just to be rejected - then I stopped giving a fuck and played games all the time. :D Profit
[–]ChildOfAnger4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"You're a nice guy BUT......"
[–]Kart0ffel9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is code for "I find you sexually repulsive but you're giving me attention so I'll keep you around for that."
[–]BadamPshh4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey at least she told him the truth, most girls would just let him orbit!
Secondly the first line "you're not bad at all haha" so it's obviously in response to him asking her about it, which invariably makes him seem weak and needy.
That is why he's not bf material, a guy she would consider fuckable would never be like "why not me? Am I so bad??"
[–]AllahHatesFags4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any bitch who tried to friendzone me was immediately shown the door. If you aren't DTF I have no use for you.
[–]ConsumingImpulse4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta love the mocking laughter emojis.
[–]bellal_a2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so much bullshit lol why would she not give it a try and tell herself later atleast you tried so you dont have doubts? simple minded cow
[–]genethedog2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She cannot engage in her dissimulation game. She's basically saying he knows to much so she can't trick him. He knows a lot, if not all of her skeletons. She needs a blank slate to be able to hide and pretend she's great.
Ouch, that hurts.
[–]MrMannheim0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao, don't women complain that men hang out with their "male besties" more than their girlfriend?
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