Be Careful Kings...

bodycarpenter · 2019-06-06T03:21:28+00:00

“And I took my keys into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive...”

This was a fucking #1 charted song back in the 2000’s.

Edit: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

ResidentTruck · 2019-06-06T03:56:49+00:00

My son did this once. Spent the rest of the day cleaning it up. Never so much as took a crayon out of the package in the car after that day.

ithinkoutloudtoo · 2019-06-06T06:15:53+00:00

Maybe the dumbass should have kept the car doors locked and supervised their toddler. Either that or the little toddler runs the show and his/her parent is some spineless weak person and is deathly afraid of their kid, lol.

buckfasthero · 2019-06-06T04:56:25+00:00

The first thing I'd do if my two-year old did this to my car would be to wonder where I got a car from.

NoCharism · 2019-06-06T05:09:57+00:00

thats only what misbehaved kids of moron parents do

MGTOWJayJay · 2019-06-06T05:23:39+00:00

Single mother parenting....

Original_Username7 · 2019-06-06T05:27:07+00:00

This “Kings” and “Queens” bullshit is so cringey. No one is better than anyone else

StrawhatMucci · 2019-06-06T05:22:24+00:00

Then again we were kids once we did the same shit.

[deleted] · 2019-06-06T08:33:17+00:00

Thats why you make them clean it up. Once they realize their actions have consequences they dont do it again. Its one of the earliest memories from my childhood i drew on the wall with a green marker and then spent the rest of the day cleaning it up. I was like 3-4 at the time.

Tim3727 · 2019-06-06T11:57:06+00:00

Isn't calling men "kings" is the same thing as when ghetto girls call themselves "queens"

ELPwork · 2019-06-06T10:16:47+00:00

"Well, I guess today's the day the kid has an... accident."

gadabout13 · 2019-06-06T08:00:03+00:00

Wow....I'd.....lose.....my....shit.

KneeDeepThought · 2019-06-06T12:25:02+00:00

Rubbing alcohol is your friend for all ink-related kid graffiti. Source: have 2 kids. This can be solved in a few minutes with a rag and some alcohol.

Rich-Win · 2019-06-06T08:06:01+00:00

Oh no!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

redditI_D_010101010 · 2019-06-06T08:56:09+00:00

yeah Ill be careful before buying an automatic

Ike6644 · 2019-06-06T09:55:02+00:00

Ouch

BlackFire68 · 2019-06-06T11:33:28+00:00

That’s a mini-van too

lazyhumxn · 2019-06-06T13:57:49+00:00

Hahah , I remember when I was five a drew a big face on my uncles new cars bonnet , with a screwdriver 🙂.

FaustoLG · 2019-06-06T15:35:42+00:00

Who the hell left the kids in the front seat?

They are supposed to be on the back seat!

Anyways, just clean that up and BAN any form of coloring in your car and BAN the kids from the front seat. And if you can BAN them from your car.

U-94 · 2019-06-06T10:03:26+00:00

If you break it's fingers, it'll never touch a marker again.

bsquared_y0 · 2019-06-06T17:06:38+00:00

It’s called art. That looks dope.

Murganathanjameshall · 2019-06-06T06:09:32+00:00

Like if you were never a kid? Eh? Irony this much? And why is this on MGTOW?

Title	Be Careful Kings...
Author	GHOSTBAUXTER
Upvotes	530
Comments	53
Date	June 6, 2019 3:15 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bxbs8p/be_careful_kings/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/be-careful-kings.452489 https://theredarchive.com/post/452489

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