Bitch WHAT

mickledick · 2019-09-24T00:43:28+00:00

What a miserable old cunt.

Getting to complain at someone was clearly the high point of her week.

Story time.

I used to be a valet. Had a woman that was like the one in the video park with us. She comes up to my valet box, says nothing. She has got a ticket, so clearly she parked with us.

"Could I get your ticket, miss?" (Being a valet erased the word "ma'am" from my vocabulary. I like it because "miss" is simultaneously more flattering, and less respectful)

The woman ignores me, so I try and take her ticket. She plays keep-away.

"I can see my car"

"I can't let you retrieve it due to liability."

continues to play keep-away with the valet ticket

I'm pissed, i could have already gotten this woman's car and gotten her out of my lot. I snatch the ticket from her hand. Look at where her car is parked (I have to move 4 cars to get it out).

45 seconds later I have her car ready for her to depart (after she had already wasted about 4 minutes of my time).

Getting into her car she tells me

"You're a dick."

"It's easy to be a dick when you are confronted with a cunt. Now get the fuck out of my parking lot."

ncarolina66 · 2019-09-23T23:31:08+00:00

Crazy old broods like this are the worst. Probably hasn't seen a dick in like 30 years and now sits around talking to her cats and yelling at the TV all day or arguing with anyone she can find....neighbor's, delivery man, mailman, etc......these freaks also are the ones that have the time to go down to the court house and/or local admin offices to cause trouble there as well....."you're tree is putting too much shade on my side of the fence" "Mr. X leaves his garbage cans out past 9am and that's against the law" "His BBQ smoke comes into my yard, so you need to ban all BBQ's around my house" (yeah, that last one really was posted here and is true)....

Funny to watch though how easy going the guys were compared to this unhinged dingbat.

krusty_fat · 2019-09-23T23:02:05+00:00

Everything she says, everything is is stupid.

Raygar21 · 2019-09-23T23:42:32+00:00

She's proper crackers, lolol

2019-09-24T03:59:22+00:00

These kind of bullies act like the moral and legal authority, then commit crimes like assault and theft. Its bottom feeding.

ziggmuff · 2019-09-24T02:28:34+00:00

There should be a law against making noise before like 10 am. I can't stand it.

Treeclimber3 · 2019-09-24T04:41:01+00:00

It's like a Monty Python sketch come to life.

Nagamagi · 2019-09-24T06:58:05+00:00

Just so you guys know, this is a scripted video skit that highlights some crap workers have to deal with from time to time.

2019-09-24T07:58:43+00:00

"Whenever a man does something, there is always a woman nearby to criticize" - Me.

UrOffensive-Mog · 2019-09-24T00:24:03+00:00

She was doing one on their ladders

BammaBananaspergers · 2019-09-24T04:05:58+00:00

This video is fake you fucking clowns

throwlaca · 2019-09-24T10:03:44+00:00

Is this a Shakespeare play? I could listen to those brits all day ha!

2019-09-24T13:10:40+00:00

Holy Shit this has Monthy Python written all over it!

just_a_ghost_0 · 2019-09-24T16:44:06+00:00

The way she's talking gave me cancer. Truly a cunt in every aspect.

paneracist · 2019-09-24T18:10:06+00:00

While entertaining, let's not pretend that this is a real video. The anger isn't real, the lines are delivered way too calmly and cleanly. The "you don't tell me what to do...I tell you what to do" was straight out of community theatre. Even the client has a smirk on her face that she can't hide from 1/4 profile.And to top it all off...they're painters.. on the asphalt shingled roof..painting the skylight trim?

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7/10 on entertainment

2/10 on authenticity

Title	Bitch WHAT
Author	Professsor_Q
Upvotes	105
Comments	18
Date	September 23, 2019 10:49 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/d8ebqu/bitch_what/
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