Bitches aint Switches

UmbrellalikeWetness · 2018-12-25T20:26:18+00:00

As for captions, I'm going with "Not the first to open that box."

underrated_kawasaki · 2018-12-25T20:29:53+00:00

These bitches’ used up pussies are less valuable than secondhand clothes at goodwill...

William_A_Bishop · 2018-12-25T20:35:56+00:00

Would it be petty to dump someone for this?

no_gal_friend · 2018-12-25T21:40:28+00:00

that's a re-gift.

Jay_ellsworth · 2018-12-25T21:51:05+00:00

A gift is meant to be something someone doesn’t have, he already has her thot ass. Not good enough. I’m willing to bet my business away that she would give him hell if he tried to pull that shit on her and say he’s her Christmas present and he didn’t get her anything else. These get away with too much

LiveTheTruth321 · 2018-12-25T20:34:26+00:00

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LetsStartFlame · 2018-12-25T21:10:00+00:00

Fuck off thot, let us enjoy Christmas

memelord360420 · 2018-12-25T21:11:21+00:00

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BertTheWelder · 2018-12-25T20:29:39+00:00

I was gonna go with a Goodwill joke.

teec13 · 2018-12-25T23:06:51+00:00

Where is the dont objectify women speech now bitch?

RedMeatTrinket · 2018-12-25T23:28:59+00:00

When doing personal finance there are 2 broad categories: assets and liabilities. Assets have intrinsic value or increase value of something else. Liabilities cost money. This girl is a liability. That ain't no gift.

frikabg · 2018-12-25T21:39:13+00:00

My Christmas was lonely. Not gunna lie, I wouldn’t have minded un-wrapping that

Obsidian9998 · 2018-12-26T01:05:59+00:00

There is this guy on r/wow who's girlfriend got him his first gaming laptop and played warcraft music as he opened it. Now that is a relationship that will probably last. She cares, shares in his interest, and is more than a wet hole.

DaBiff184220 · 2018-12-25T21:56:40+00:00

I would immediately ask her to leave lol

Kusariiii · 2018-12-26T03:31:49+00:00

This is the problem with girls these days. They have such an inflated sense of self-worth and act as if they're god's gift to men.

soapek1 · 2018-12-26T04:42:07+00:00

Now, imagine a guy doing so. He'd be called lazy, who wont pay for his gf.

Byron_Blitzkrieg · 2018-12-26T01:21:21+00:00

Return to sender.

RPSnuffy · 2018-12-26T01:26:37+00:00

Waste money? Yo that's like $1.75 in wrapping paper ruined forever!

GizmoRazaar · 2018-12-26T13:25:19+00:00

When your ego is so astronomically buffed up that you value your mere presence as a gift to someone.

Cosmohig · 2018-12-26T01:20:59+00:00

I'd return it because it's broke.

Toshiba1point0 · 2018-12-26T02:05:39+00:00

Hope it came with a return receipt

XavierMalory · 2018-12-26T02:48:20+00:00

New meaning to the word, "regifting."

I wonder how many different men got to see the same bow on that beat up pink pocket?

Harrybud07 · 2018-12-26T02:51:12+00:00

the gift, that keeps on getting bigger and bigger and bigger...

sedstar · 2018-12-26T03:38:57+00:00

eh... you shove a sock in their mouth to stop the nagging? it'd be fun for a night, long weekend at the outside. hearing her "talk" finally would be the deal breaker, LMAO... because her attitude concerning her inflated self importance is far too obvious...

KarosGraveyard · 2018-12-26T04:21:46+00:00

This gift is less “to my boyfriend” and more like “to whom it may concern”

Blackwomann · 2018-12-26T06:05:20+00:00

Wow a money pit that provides me with nothing in return. Thanks Santa!

zetsthamys · 2018-12-26T09:53:45+00:00

Girlfriends are just terrible at offering presents. They can't offer you something about what you do in your free time, cause they hate your hobbies. (So no video games, or anything that could waste your dollar-earning-time) Most of the time they will offer a cheap af present that will also remind you that you are a failure. (Like an alarm clock if she thinks you're often late...) Or just something cheap and with no meaning at all (socks...)

badaboomxx · 2018-12-26T15:35:16+00:00

I got my switch...... last year..... but this time I got a TV and a couple of games, so, good thing I didn't expend money on thots!

4kanthugz · 2018-12-26T08:26:29+00:00

Someone dropped trash under Christmas tree be advised.

RacistNigga420 · 2018-12-25T23:53:32+00:00

Big yikers

jkarovskaya · 2018-12-26T00:05:01+00:00

These are the switches to have!

wisdomo · 2018-12-26T03:21:07+00:00

Why buy gifts when he has her? True. Now don't buy anything. Watch how fast she gone.

Atton_Risk · 2018-12-26T04:03:00+00:00

Isn't a doll ain't a gift.

blueablaze · 2018-12-26T04:52:37+00:00

That gift have been already opened several thousand times.

FutureSquall · 2018-12-26T05:41:35+00:00

"I'm enough!"

"I wanted a ps4"

"Incel!"

ipcameraman · 2018-12-26T18:27:01+00:00

women arent sex objects btw

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-12-28T00:39:29+00:00

"Yeah, that's nice, honey, now how about you march that used up "gift" of yours to fucking Menards and get me a new tool set, yeah?"

Title	Bitches aint Switches
Author	Evys19
Upvotes	379
Comments	58
Date	December 25, 2018 8:20 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a9hymm/bitches_aint_switches/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/bitches-aint-switches.436304 https://theredarchive.com/post/436304

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