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[–]DangZagnut218 points219 points220 points 6 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
How does that joke go?
I like my women like I like my coffee, without another man's dick in it.
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[–]NietzscheExplosion6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dang. You really can draw a penalty...everyone deleted.
[–]DangZagnut1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently. I guess I’m losing my touch.
[–]scaramellozzi114 points115 points116 points 6 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
"Men don't eat pussy anymore"
Really? I can't think why!
[–]Citadel_97E21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There’s a scene in the show The League.
They’re talking about a woman’s vagina and one of the guys says, “You know, it’s basically a public toilet.”
[–]Malbek6041 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen that video. Gross.
[–]IThinkThisIsAUser12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Is there actually pussy that tastes good?
[–]o0perfect0o30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
There’s pussy that tastes like nothing and smells decent. Then there’s pussy that tastes awful and smells awful.
I’ve never had pussy that tasted like steak and eggs.
[–]prove_this4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
HPV from sexually active women will cause neck/throat cancer if you give them head.
[–]asspop10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i just heard of this.. Scared to touch chicks now. LOL
[–][deleted] 95 points96 points97 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can't buy something that doesn't exist
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We can thank tinder and other dating apps for that.
[–]StargazerSazuri5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, those apps just make it easier. It all depends on the person.
[–]itwasntme1970 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They only count the dicks they were in a relationship with "I've only been with 3 guys" yeah right. They don't count the guys they meet at bars, the gym, at work, on dating apps, when they went on vacation and their 20 male "friends".
[–]mrodder 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Even 5 is too much.
[–]gtowerthrowaway45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Remember that movie Escape from New York about trying to rescue that virgin? Someday, a guy will hear of a woman whose only had 100 cockas, and he'll say, "holy crap that's pure!!"
[–]Helmut_Newton7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Escape from New York was about rescuing the President. But I'm pretty sure he wasn't a virgin.
[–]Makonar2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure you mean Escape from Los Angeles, it was about rescuing the president's daughter Utopia, but she only acted like a virgin when daddy was around, but secretly she was sleeping around with criminals and bad boys, pretending to be an activist. Here is how she dressed when she acted the virgin: http://movie.info/movie/Escape_from_L.A._1996_5.jpg and here is how she actually was: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/reDgbN-BixI/hqdefault.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9iy3_Smv3rE/Uh56xCLP83I/AAAAAAAAL90/eTtgitGJ3bo/s1600/John-Carpenters-Escape-from-LA-George-Corraface-AJ-Langer.png pretty sure, not a virgin.
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[–]ForestLimes38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I don't know why women can't understand that no one wants to raid a tomb that's already been raided lol.
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[–]ForestLimes2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
King Tut and his virgin tomb.
[–]MGTOW_Morpheus25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
This is the wrong view. Do you care how many people have driven a rental before you rent it? Just shut up, ride the ride, and walk away without losing too much.
Don’t roll into enterprise and try to buy the rental; that’s stupid — but also don’t stand there complaining about how many previous drivers it’s had.
The world is a rental shop; not a new car dealership. Act accordingly.
[–]TempPsychWarden22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
You would be complaining if the rental company never did any maintenance on the vehicle after use. And if there is no rental company.
What rental company is responsible for maintaining a woman? I don't see no Budget or Avis for hoes.
For any car, if there were 20 other people before you and they all slammed and ground down the breaks to hell, that's an actual fucking hazard and will kill you. Thats why the number of owners of a car matters in its price: theres a reason why those many owners don't hold onto the vehicle for that long and chances are it got damaged along the way.
So yeah, imagine the woman being a car that has never been maintained, no accurate record of who's been in it, and passed from owner to owner. I aint never seen no ho-fax that said when the last inspection was or whether it was a salvage title or not.
But let's face it, all women are salvage titles
[–]CeleritySteam5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Salvage implies the parts have some value. It's more like we can only have fun watching them go full NASCAR.
[–]MGTOW_Morpheus1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Absolutely agreed; thats why you do the inspection before you take the rental off the lot. You know how you and the rental guy walk around the car and note all the existing damage on the rental agreement. Women are the same -- they're damaged by previous drivers and before you get in that seat you need to be aware of the damage.
If the car looks like its going to kill you or creates too much risk (meth addict women, risk of #metoo women (ie: women you work with), women with risky history etc) then don't take the car off the lot.
Yes; lots of women are beyond salvage titles and you shouldn't ride them. I personally prefer women working in brothels which are managed by firm managers. My usual spot there is a madame who keeps the girls in line, she weighs them weekly and doesn't let them get too fat, if she gets complaints about bedroom performance she lets them go etc. Its like a premium rental service where they manage the cars.
[–]TempPsychWarden2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Might good cosmetically but under the hood and all the stuff you can't see might be damaged as fuck.
in the case of a woman, she is
[–]OnlyHanzo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only way to win is to not play. That is to say, all rentals are street cars, when in life you need to cross a river, a 1m wide wooden suspension bridge and climb the side of a mountain.
Dont expect a rental to get you places. Go your own way.
[–]Makonar1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Most people don't drive rentals in their daily lives. If rentals or used cares were so great, people wouldn't be falling over themselves to get a brand new car. Sure, when you are out of town, or traveling for a business trip - a rental is just fine, but most people still shy away from buying a used car. Especially one that had several previous owners. Be honest: would you stake your whole life, your job, your safety, your well-being on a car that had 5 different owners before you? If it was more than 1, I would be - what's wrong with it? Why are all of them getting rid of it? I personally wouldn't buy it for my day to day driving and only use it maybe as a rental once and never again...
[–]seires-t2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope you are just talking about cars
[–]Makonar0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure, it works for cars also.
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So, what you're saying you're looking for a 49er?
[–]OnlyHanzo3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Literally nonexistent (over 20yo) in 2019, bigot. Settle for 100+ while you can.
[–]whyserenity3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd rather become the biggest mass murderer and end the existence of the human race and burn in hell forever.
I'm just not going to cuck for a whore.
MY SOGGY KNEE!!1 QUEENS CAN NEVER BE WHORES!one!!eleven
[–]seires-t0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Assuming you are right, then men also have had up to 100+ sexual relationships on average, according to math and logic. I don't see why you are complaining.
[–]alphaspath5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes they exist, but the naturally have sloppy cvnts. It's a specie colloquially referred to as the land whale
[–]Friendly-Casper5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even Captain Ahab won't chase that whale.
[–]alphaspath0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking a right
I think whales are beautiful creatures, not refering to fat women.
[–]Twistypete3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, the ones that take selfies, twerk, eat hot chip and lie are a dime a dozen.
[–]Forward_Animator2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But who can say no to more experience? And more strains of herpes and antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea?
[–]dhirengoyalsign1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like my woman like, I love my empty coffee cup...
[–]Tkx4211 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's always easier to wash something off than it is to wash something out.
[–]Bluffernaut091 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch!
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If there is it definitely would NOT be on "Black" Friday.
[–]evolenmity0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A question i ask every day.
[–]Sumfuc0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never buy. Better off always leasing or renting. Then when something prettier & younger comes along you'll be ready to upgrade or just give it a test drive, just because.
[–]TrueItUp0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey nothing's perfect, I'll take the pride in knowing I got my rod waxed and never talking too her again. To think that there are blue pill choking simps who actually wife them down and put them on a pedestal is pretty absurd though.
[–]IThinkThisIsAUser-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, that’s the whole point of ‘black Friday’
[–]kayfab-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahahah
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