He should be grateful he got to keep (*) the house. He's luckier than literally millions, perhaps billions of men all around the world.
-- Dude just accidentally dodged a proverbial hailstorm of bullets!
But (alas more's the pity) he is still stuck in such a "blue pill mindset" that he doesn't realize how literally "fucking" LUCKY his ass just was.
-- (*) Also the whole "got to keep the house" bit? Why wouldn't he? They weren't married (yet). And despite the fact that he'd previously used the word "we" it would seem most probable that HIS was/is the sole name on the mortgage & title to the cabin (and again, despite the use of "we/our" the cabin was almost certainly bought with HIS credit rating alone -- HER credit would be used to buy herself a nice car, rack up credit card debt for makeup, clothes, shoes, etc -- SHE's not gonna squander that on some "cabin").
Damn dude I bet you got picked on and bullied so bad in high school. I don't even have to meet you to know that you're probably 120 pounds of nerd that has never seen a vagina that isn't on a computer screen. I actually feel kind of bad for you. What happened that made you so socially awkward? Was it something your parents did? Did they not hug you enough... or worse, did your dad touch you a little too much? Whatever it is i hope you get past it so someday you can live a normal life, because it has to be lonely having no friends or a significant other.
Maybe therapy would help. Have you considered that?
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-- Dude just accidentally dodged a proverbial hailstorm of bullets!
But (alas more's the pity) he is still stuck in such a "blue pill mindset" that he doesn't realize how literally "fucking" LUCKY his ass just was.
-- (*) Also the whole "got to keep the house" bit? Why wouldn't he? They weren't married (yet). And despite the fact that he'd previously used the word "we" it would seem most probable that HIS was/is the sole name on the mortgage & title to the cabin (and again, despite the use of "we/our" the cabin was almost certainly bought with HIS credit rating alone -- HER credit would be used to buy herself a nice car, rack up credit card debt for makeup, clothes, shoes, etc -- SHE's not gonna squander that on some "cabin").
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Actually, yes.
Of course even then I realized I was a VERY precocious exception to the norm, but still.
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I want to steal your lunch money and make you do my homework so badly right now.
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So basically you're saying you wanna be turned into a eunuch... like the guy who actually tried that?
We can arrange that you know.
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Lmao holy shit man everything you say is funny as hell. Keep it up. I could read your retarded comment all day lol.
A eunuch... Lmao.
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Ah hahahahaha dude say some more stuff.
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Smoke another doobie... and go watch some Harold & Kuma... or maybe dig up one of those "ancient" Cheech & Chong flicks...
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Damn dude I bet you got picked on and bullied so bad in high school. I don't even have to meet you to know that you're probably 120 pounds of nerd that has never seen a vagina that isn't on a computer screen. I actually feel kind of bad for you. What happened that made you so socially awkward? Was it something your parents did? Did they not hug you enough... or worse, did your dad touch you a little too much? Whatever it is i hope you get past it so someday you can live a normal life, because it has to be lonely having no friends or a significant other.
Maybe therapy would help. Have you considered that?
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Poor guy. Bonding with that baby and then finds out she is a whore and it isn't his.
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