Friends, I must impart to you a heartwarming tale from my little hometown in the midwest. It involves a fine young m'lady, a Beta, and a Chad. I've know Beta and Chad since middle school.

Beta and Chad are living together, or perhaps I should say Chad is staying at Beta's because he doesn't have anywhere else to go. He is a Chad in every sense of the word, and not even his parents want to put up with him anymore, which isn't surprising considering he's 38. Chad is tall, muscular, attractive, and has five children from three different women. The most recent baby-mama is 19 years old. He hasn't had a steady job since he worked at his father's company in high school. He also has a felony assault on his record and has spent some time in jail, some of which was for domestic violence. Beta told me that Chad had recently started experimenting with meth, the perfect addition to his lifestyle.

Beta is a smart guy, a lot smarter than me honestly, but he's thirsty and has taken an industrial grade bluepill. Beta has been through the ringer with women over the years but he just keeps on truck'n(and perhaps cuck'n).

Beta reconnects with a gal we went to high school with through Facebook and they go out for a meal. Things are going great and they go back to Beta's place for beers and a movie. Beta has to leave to take his mom to the airport(he's a good guy), so the m'lady chills at his place with Chad. Beta is gone for about an hour and when he gets home it looks like they left. He texts Chad and hears his phone in the other room. The door is closed and Chad is in there nailing m'lady. They finish, hang out in there for a while, and go at it again a little later. She pulled quite the quick-cuck-turnaround maneuver on Beta. He goes into the living room to watch TV. She leaves a little while later, he said she didn't look at him or say anything to him, she just walked out the door.

So, I don't know if she was just playing Beta to get to Chad or if she was looking for some action and chose Chad over Beta when the opportunity arose. Either way, we can rest assured that m'lady got everything she needed at the expense of Beta's emotional well-being. Press F to pay respects. I guess we'll just have to wait to see if Chad's sixth baby is on the way.