Comments are a bonus

febreezing_hobos · 2019-04-30T21:25:40+00:00

I once saw a picture of a menu with an item called "My girlfriend is not hungry". I was double your order of fries and a small coke for a few bucks.

chris9407 · 2019-04-30T21:07:56+00:00

I find the depth of the circles under her eyes disturbing. That's some Palpatine level shit right there.

KneeDeepThought · 2019-04-30T23:02:10+00:00

"Calories don't count if I steal them from your plate!"

TEEHEEing intensifies. *

PrismMage · 2019-04-30T22:17:41+00:00

Girlfriend: I’m not hungry

Me: Don’t you lie to me! DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!!!

MGTOW don’t have to play these stupid games.

FatKnob · 2019-04-30T22:11:09+00:00

At least her farts will be eco friendly!

tennisss819 · 2019-05-01T09:25:36+00:00

I was visiting Dallas, where I grew up, with my then girlfriend. I was starving and went to a fast food Mexican place (taco bueno) I loved but hadn’t been to in years.

I asked repeatedly if she wanted anything to which she said no so I proceeded to order half the menu.

The food comes and it is a fucking buffet in from of me with her sitting back with nothing. Now, I’d made this a point of emphasis before that if she was hungry then order something. She starts reaching for one of my chips and I protect my tray like a rabid dog.

Not surprisingly she starts freaking out but I stood on principal and didn’t let her have any. She was pissed and wouldn’t talk to me for a few hours after that. Worth it.

lesveggies86 · 2019-04-30T22:05:32+00:00

Reminds me of childhood. The whole family was in the car. We went thru the drive thru. My father said we all could get whatever we wanted. Anything, and he meant it. Low and behold my mother gets a chicken samdwich, diet coke. . . No fries. My Dad asked her three fucking times if she wanted fries. She still said no.

Food comes and as my father drives off, my mother hands my brother and I our food. . . Then she reached in the bag and began rat fucking my dads fries. He slammed on the brakes and asked her what she was doing. She got bitchy at him, so he grabbed the fries and dumped them all over her. It was fantastic. She thought about throwing her diet coke at him, but thought better of it. I have no doubt that he would have dragged her out of the car by her hair if ahe had pulled that.

My mother recounts that story to this day; years after their divorce. Shes never gotten an ounce of sympathy out of my brother and I over it. Only from her shitty friends. My Dad did nothing wrong. . .

CommanderHeMan · 2019-04-30T23:45:42+00:00

I don’t get fries because I don’t like them.

Good luck trying to sneak a bit of my steak bitch.

cryptotim70726 · 2019-05-01T00:21:21+00:00

Bitch, that's the way to lose a finger.

Sir_Koopaman · 2019-05-01T00:25:39+00:00

Comment thread is simp central

Billy_Sunsteel · 2019-05-01T12:08:32+00:00

I had this bitch I went to a movie with say she doesn't want pop corn eat every last kernel of my popcorn

Mchooofer · 2019-05-01T06:59:45+00:00

Look at her dilated pupils, she's obviously on some kind of pshyc medication

Title	Comments are a bonus
Author	lesveggies86
Upvotes	69
Comments	20
Date	April 30, 2019 8:30 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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