Comments are a bonus

febreezing_hobos · 2019-04-30T21:25:40+00:00

I once saw a picture of a menu with an item called "My girlfriend is not hungry". I was double your order of fries and a small coke for a few bucks.

TheWooDzz · 2019-04-30T21:07:56+00:00

I find the depth of the circles under her eyes disturbing. That's some Palpatine level shit right there.

KneeDeepThought · 2019-04-30T23:02:10+00:00

"Calories don't count if I steal them from your plate!"

TEEHEEing intensifies. *

DownvoteIfYouCried · 2019-04-30T22:17:41+00:00

Girlfriend: I’m not hungry

Me: Don’t you lie to me! DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!!!

MGTOW don’t have to play these stupid games.

FatKnob · 2019-04-30T22:11:09+00:00

At least her farts will be eco friendly!

tennisss819 · 2019-05-01T09:25:36+00:00

I was visiting Dallas, where I grew up, with my then girlfriend. I was starving and went to a fast food Mexican place (taco bueno) I loved but hadn’t been to in years.

I asked repeatedly if she wanted anything to which she said no so I proceeded to order half the menu.

The food comes and it is a fucking buffet in from of me with her sitting back with nothing. Now, I’d made this a point of emphasis before that if she was hungry then order something. She starts reaching for one of my chips and I protect my tray like a rabid dog.

Not surprisingly she starts freaking out but I stood on principal and didn’t let her have any. She was pissed and wouldn’t talk to me for a few hours after that. Worth it.

2019-04-30T22:05:32+00:00

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CommanderHeMan · 2019-04-30T23:45:42+00:00

I don’t get fries because I don’t like them.

Good luck trying to sneak a bit of my steak bitch.

cryptotim70726 · 2019-05-01T00:21:21+00:00

Bitch, that's the way to lose a finger.

Sir_Koopaman · 2019-05-01T00:25:39+00:00

Comment thread is simp central

Billy_Sunsteel · 2019-05-01T12:08:32+00:00

I had this bitch I went to a movie with say she doesn't want pop corn eat every last kernel of my popcorn

Mchooofer · 2019-05-01T06:59:45+00:00

Look at her dilated pupils, she's obviously on some kind of pshyc medication

Title	Comments are a bonus
Author	lesveggies86
Upvotes	69
Comments	18
Date	April 30, 2019 8:30 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bj8728/comments_are_a_bonus/
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