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[–]BeholdTheHair239 points240 points241 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.
Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either."
Not my joke, but damned true.
[–]omega_dawg93132 points133 points134 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
this is true but women won't admit it
[–]murph5560 points61 points62 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Do they ever admit to anything?!
[+][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
When caught in a lie, they might. Temporarily.
[–]Likemydad8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
After the crying, accusing others and the lying.. Maybe and then you're the monster for making them admit it.
[+][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
. . . and retribution will come at the first available opportunity.
[–]Likemydad1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then it's never their fault because You made them do it because you did something bad three years ago...
[–]obi2kanobi71 points72 points73 points 9 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
Love the bloodshot eyes on the dudes
[–]1YardLoss55 points56 points57 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
They're HIGH on WEED
[–]DIDNT_READ_YOUR_SHIT25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Are they high on the pot?
[–]1YardLoss33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
They injected multiple marajunas before the comic happened
[–]Samsam_Momo15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
they smonked the weds
[–]UglyPrince2000 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
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[–]AlanSixx12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's 520 you fuckin' narc! Legalize ranch!
[–]obi2kanobi12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The Devils Cabbage!
And what's up with dousing pizza with ranch? That's disgusting and should remain illegal.
[–]BCPrepper6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Tokin' that Jazz Cabbage over here
[–]Dimensionaljumper9821 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
On the off chance I get pizza it's chicken pizza drizzled with buffalo sauce, you can't keep me away from ranch or bleu cheese when I have buffalo wing flavored pizza!
[–]IronCurtained5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
3/11 was an inside job!
[–]Schwaggaccino2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
430
[–]kergeshken 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]HaveSumOfDeez0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]jahozafet1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Prime. Literally.
[–]therhymerr11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
High on potenuse! Hehehehe
I wish I were high on potenuse
[–]Redhavok3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHA holy shit dude this is probably the best joke I have ever heard you are actually really talented
[–]RedPillMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here have a medal.
[–]Axiomiat1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think that the pot makes me think that I shouldn't think, that I think the pot makes me think, that I think of thoughts more.
[–]DoctorShroom3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahhaha
[–]FinnishKengru46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/comedycemetery
[–]MauserFG4217 points18 points19 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
thats how we all talk to each other & unlike the children that society calls women we know that we are kidding around. women will gossip & act like kids forever.
[–]omega_dawg935 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you always hope they'll grow-up and not act like spoiled brat teenagers, but they just don't.
[–]TyrannicalWill12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meh, I am in between, I never got being a douche for the hell of it and some people irritate me but I have to deal with them.
[–]Small_But_Mightyy12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I understand what you're getting at, but I don't think that's what this comic was meant to depict.
I think it was talking more about voluntary friendships.
[–]AlanSixx13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I like a little ranch with my pepperoni pizza, especially stuffed crust pizza. Otherwise there isn't much of a point to do that. Now hot wings its blue cheese or go fuck yourself.
[–]Philosopherking144 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"IT'S BLEU CHEESE WITH WINGS OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER."
Joey Diaz never gets old.
[–]AlanSixx2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol my fault! I got it confused with, "If you're not high by two in the afternoon you can go fuck yourself."
[–]douglas4321 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now now let's all show em some respec 😹
Let's put some respec on their fuckin names
[–]fantasmas05 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hehe... coincidental timing.
After my jog today I went to a cafe where 2 women soon after came in and sat at the outdoor table near me. I was alone and just fucking around on my cell phone and started eavesdropping in on their conversation.
I really should've kept count on how many times I heard the words "she"... "and she said".... "her".... "bitch".... in the 15 minutes I listened, all they did was talk shit about other women and how awful they are. Not 1 positive thing was said about another woman (or the 2 girls partners/husbands don't get married folks).
Men don't understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other! ~ Chris Rock
[–]joeclark52 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Family Guy made a similar joke about this
[–]knxguy 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"men!.... We know how to be friends"
Along with "Men!... We dont know what we did"
[–]joeclark52 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You read my mind, those were the ones I was thinking of.
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[–]voytekpavlik1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yin and Yang
[–]porkytool0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth
[+][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]youtubefactsbot0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]dmgll0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is it 2010 again?
[–]redditfox2 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic rage comic
[–]PurpleSweetz0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha why are they all blazed tho? Accurate for sure
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[–]BeholdTheHair239 points240 points241 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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When caught in a lie, they might. Temporarily.
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. . . and retribution will come at the first available opportunity.
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I wish I were high on potenuse
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