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[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
When you imagine his little lizard brain is trying to figure out “Okay, how can I drop this bitch without falling down?”, this picture becomes way funnier.
[–]fmanly12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah, the little lizard brain just tells it to please the female and when it gets sex it will release some serotonin as a reward. It does that because that is what its father's brain did and that apparently worked out.
[–]joewhyit11 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
While you’re factually accurate, my statement is still funnier. :D
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
She's laying on him naked.....if he get's a boner she'll be all #metoo
[–]Devilsgun44 points45 points46 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]DagonNaxos 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
golf clap well played. Give yourself a birdie on that hole
[–]sep002 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
melizard.
LOL lizards going their own way even in a small tank
[–]6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LGTOW
[–]Kornstar044 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The tank is a metaphor for marriage. He can't escape but you can.
[–]MagnusVeritas17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Head-line: Feminist laboratories now animal-testing counter-solutions to the MGTOW male. Early research findings indicate high efficacy in imprisoning males in a single-room dwelling with female.
[–]ZergSuperHighway12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And when he gets tired and falls it's his fault and she will destroy his self-worth and move on.
[–]sphic9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else wondering logistically how they got there?
[–]Shnook82 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just goanna slip it in while she's napping...
[–]Naz-One 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a reason they call them "roofies". He just escaped the freind-zone.
[–]EffinWhiteMale2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking simp
[–]SatanStoleMyWeed2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
simp
[–]sadpandathrowaway763 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Male lizard holding up his gf...
Nah.. He is just her friend..
[–]Nezborn021 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why can't the lizard bitch just sleep on the ground
[–]tharkyllinus1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine when it comes to locking aman and woman in a room a forcing them to mate. With all the artificial insemination it will never hapen.
[–]Shangbye0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking cuck.
[–]Dank_Meems-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And when he wants to take a nap, she's just going to bitch and complain that he's not paying attention to her.
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When you imagine his little lizard brain is trying to figure out “Okay, how can I drop this bitch without falling down?”, this picture becomes way funnier.
[–]fmanly12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]joewhyit11 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
She's laying on him naked.....if he get's a boner she'll be all #metoo
[–]Devilsgun44 points45 points46 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]DagonNaxos 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sep002 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
LOL lizards going their own way even in a small tank
[–]6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Kornstar044 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MagnusVeritas17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]sadpandathrowaway763 points [recovered] | Copy Link
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