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[–]hardtostarboard201625 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah, she only works for Chads and Tyrones
[–]lextragon2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chadbots and Tyronetrons
[–]Scorchyy4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
C.H.A.D
[–]shetoldmeto8077 points78 points79 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So basically either way you'll pay up to be neglected........
[–]RunawayGrain0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can cut open it's head to reprogram the bot without getting a felony.
[–]shetoldmeto801 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a serial port will do
[–]LiveTheTruth32144 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Selena gomez with blonde hair.
So if it's that realistic am I going to have to fear for my life for 5 days of every month?
[–]Sr_Nunes0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only 5? My only "not as bad days" were (normally) around 2nd week after that, when hornyness kicks in for a couple days.
[–]Fukitol1338 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its a damn joke, you mongoloids.
[–]fisherman11111 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Guys, it's a joke. They're saying that the doll appears so realistic you'll think it's a real woman.
[–]seekfart2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's easier to accomplish than you think
After all, (real) women nowadays are so caked into makeup that several of them appear to be more doll than human, while during sex, they starfish just like a doll
And since so many of them are into leftism and feminism, often they think and talk as if they were programmed, as if they were a robot, which is just what most of the "realistic" dolls end up doing anyway
[–]ValuableRope0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most people understood and are piling their own jokes (I hope).
[–]RoboMandrake23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Nonsense. They want nothing from you. They provide a visually-oriented masturbation aid available anytime for anything you'd like. No psychobabble, STDs, personality disorders, or monkey-branching. Use as you wish, rinse, put away, and repeat. The AI element is still primitive (and very expensive for the time), but can be programmed for whatever traits you wish - define and store as many sets as you like, then recall at will.
[–]VadeRetroLupa9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kind of like monarch sex slaves, only ethical and available to others than the elite.
*X-files theme plays*
[–]Troxonater2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/whoooosh
[–]kagetsuki329 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look like someone is bitter about men leaving the plantation.
[–]Thatsyourissue6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch doll got cramps I’m sure
[–]TitanonymousRex6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally LOLd
[–]theanchorman055 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She already told me that she can't see me she has to go find herself
[–]DaveC1113 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha! That's awesome!
[–]BlazeItDoge 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thanks
[–]ForNowICanSee 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m just not a very sexual robot, okay?”
[–]XbabyjeezusX1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This has to be bullshit. That's like saying "I'm going to create the woman of my dreams and when I'm done she will instantly friendzone my ass!" Then, why the fuck are you creating it for you doofy fuck!?
[–]CpuDoc6710 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'll run off with RoboChad
[–]TGWWHOW2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then, why the fuck are you creating it for you doofy fuck!?
you forgot you could actually edit her, ergo, you can actually turn off the "healthy companion" mode and then proceed to make her your bitch anyways, also who says they cannot be reversed engineered and reprogram her to be what the robot was made of.
[–]XbabyjeezusX1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Using all of that...
[–]Dls954050 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke. Not bad either.
[–]KarosGraveyard3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Aww you’re my friend too. Now bend over”
[–]CommanderHeMan1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Besties”
[–]Pablosamo1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry SiliconWoman3000, Im raping you bitch. I FUCKING OWN YOU
[–]moneybeatslooks1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
robots need consent too.
[–]throwywayyyyee1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just realized women will never want nor need sex bots. That's because men don't need anything from women other than sex, whereas women need everything from men, yes sex but they can get that anytime. They need someone with status, money, power, a nice place and a car- of course they fuck guys without this shit cos they give em tingles but long term (when they're done riding the cock carousel) they need someone to support them, men do not.
[–]NoCharism1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats the kind of doll i like.
It only makes things more exciting, if she keeps screeming "no".
Also there wont be anyone trying to report a missing sex doll.
[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's meant to spark the spark in you gents. It's a doll; if it won't put out, MAKE IT.
[–]sausage4mash0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Comes with 10 robo simp orbitors
[–]Gordon-G0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is her name Thotiana ?!
[–]CreativeThought880 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even got friend zoned by the dolls, boyos. Hyoergsmy still runnin thick in these robot bitches smh.
[–]kayfab0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was bound to happen.
[–]Two_Minutes_Hate0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As if everyone here isn't in desperate need of more friends.
[–]InvictusDO0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On a serious note. Are any of these good enough to warrant getting?
[–]Joroda0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to make her acquaintance :)
[–]rejac2180 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope. Try again.
[–]CrackingYs 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As long as the sexbots have updatable software there will always be programmers who will spend the time to make their sexbots obedient, respectful, capable and willing to make a sandwich or give a blowjob on demand. Bio-THOT's are doomed.
[–]cyndonn66 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cannot wait for 2029, when they can move interactively with a human and respond to both haptic guidance and voice command.
[–]Nevek_Green0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's the name of the company? If you are an investor short sell the hell out of it. That's going to be stupid easy money.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
give it a decade or so and these dolls will be almost indistinguishable from real women.
[–]kagetsuki320 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let say these bots are sold 2000$, to receive the AI system that take care of the moves and personality of the bots will cost the owners 200$ by month. And if the compagny sold them to 20 million men, that will make them 48 billion the first year. Freaking hell!! The first compagny to make them will becaume a powerhouse.
[–]Laindert_Man0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
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