Actually, funny thing: I deleted them, realized that didn't mean I was deactivated, had to fucking REDOWNLOAD them and then deactivated them before I deleted them again.

I'm that much more free from women. I just have no interest in their shitty apps. Plus, I have a strong suspicion that if I ever managed to find some sort of Unicorn (strong if), she's not going to be farting around on her phone in between Netflix episodes. She's going to be out living life.

So fuck dating apps. Delete them all out of your life. Go your own way.