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[–]Speaker788 points89 points90 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's also about a woman being special just for existing and being herself while taming a wild beast into an attractive man that falls for her. This shit is porn to a woman's lizard brain limbic system.
[–]Sir_manalot48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Romance novels is women’s version of porn.
Off-topic: societies hatred of porn is hilarious. Men addicted to porn use porn as a coping mechanism to deal with how oppressed they are sexually.
Women actually live out porn scenes with Sexy deadbeats and criminals. Which is not only more damaging to the individual in question, but hurts everyone far more then porn could ever dream of doing.
Yet, women ruining everyone’s lives isn’t a problem, but porn is.
[–]redvisionsss14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THANK YOU. You just summed up my feelings exactly. I'll stick with porn and avoid unplanned kids and divorce thanks very much.
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Tale as old as time"
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Lmao
[–]2muchtequila27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait till he transforms back into a human and she's all like "Oh... It uh... shrunk."
"Well, yeah, I was transformed into a beast, I became big and hairy all over. I mean... it's still normal size, and not to brag, but it's probably even a bit above average for a normal man."
"Yeah..... but.... It was Beast sized before... I'm sure we can figure something out, It's cute."
"Cute? Oh come on, it's still big, just not monstrous. Besides I'm happy to be back, I'm saving a fortune on shampoo and Luthor the toilet paper holder doesn't have to pick shit clumps out of my fur every time I go to the bathroom anymore. Speaking of which, where is Luthor? He wouldn't look me in the eye after he transformed back. We all did that big dance number and he just stood in the corner looking at his hands and crying, I mean I know he hasn't had any for the past 12 years, but come on, everyone had a tough time with the transformation."
[–]emboscada19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
i love how 8/10 romantic histories for women involves a limiteless rich guy, and histories with romantic beats for men involves an adventurous, and capable woman
women desire a provider
men desire a companion
[–]Throwthe882713 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And that’s where dogs come in.
[–]Citadel_97E6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man’s best friend right there.
Money, ham radio, vinyl records, dogs and video games.
Neither have ever cheated on anyone.
[–]emboscada1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
you are absolutely right, all my life i was always involved in toxic relationships with women, 3 years ago i adopted a dog, after i became in contact with the overwhelming sincerity, legitimacy, fun, and companionship of a dog i never took shit from no one again
[–]Throwthe88270 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am happy for you. Send us some pictures!
Also “emboscada”... quem te cercou? :0
[–]Reddit52Times15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beauty and the bestiality
[–]honeyugly12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No money no honey
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Money talks bullshit walks
[–]saiyansteve4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Money.
[–]silly_birb6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also have a dick like a bull
[–]Cade_Connelly_135 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Meh. IDK.
In one corner you have Prince Adam, under a transformation spell and in need of some manners refreshers.
In the other you have a Chad who was A. an /IncelTears-grade asshole extraordinaire with a 'quiverfull' mentality and B. willing to bribe someone to throw her elderly dad in a nuthouse.
[–]Copypastable13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She fell in love with the beast, not the human form. They cannot make another film with the human form because he's not interesting for her and the relationship will take an ugly downfall.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus the toys sell better when it's cool personified candles and clocks instead of normal people
[–]redvisionsss6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shell be taking Gastons dick in no time.
[–]redvisionsss5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Belle will probably fuck Gaston after she secures beta human beasts assets. Gaston is a true chad.
[–]Throwthe88274 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Watch the YouTube videos of Gaston in Disneyworld.
[–]DoctorMartain4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's fucked up is the Beast put her Father in a prison , she accepted that. Dude was a Beast in the first place because of how poorly he treated people , she looked past that because dude had a library in his castle (Castle equals rich) , the magical objects all over the house were actually indentured servants including child slaves which she inherited at the end hell Gaston was a war hero but a commoner financially , yeah Disney really teaches us about female nature
[–]horse3y3s2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Moral of this story: It is okay to fuck a guy that is half animal if it has a castle and vassals
[–]Chakra_Devourer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She also wants his beastly dick and not just his money.
[–]mythrowxra1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The untold story is his curse was the first woman he was with...
[–]ThanksTedBell0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gaston was rich too
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