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[–]smokngmirror82 points83 points84 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a pretty impressive title for “sex doll”
[–]qvisel54 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Society can't have their slaves finding a new outlet for fun. :)
[–]MyDEEEEEERCHK 29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These sex dolls are creepy. That being said, if the day ever comes where decent VI is a thing and we have realistic looking androids, fuck it, I'll give it a shot.
[–]MyKillScott 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck a lot more girls and come tell us they aren’t more empty and creepy
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[–]Urishima16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Creeps me the fuck out, tbh. Celestina looks much nicer.
[–]BuffaloForeskin4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Celestina's head model is one of the more realistic ones out there
https://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-y2in5g/products/403/images/10903/Brooke31__38197.1460963339.600.659.png?c=2
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[–]BuffaloForeskin1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got that image from Real Love Sex Doll
https://reallovesexdolls.com/sex-doll-head-056/
[–]8017354 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Resting bitch face-ish.
OR
She hatin whom he needs to explain to, as if the asker feels entitled to explaination and is just 2 dense to get it. Besides, guy could be spending that time on her instead of talking to the otherone.
[–]Kart0ffel2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she always has something to say.
[–]HeadMcCoy3221 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As long as she looks real in the car pool lane.
[–]redditsuksballs11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quickly close off all the exits except the one to the plantation--Society.
[–]silkygoombah11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think a vibrator or dildo is a good comparison to a giant doll. A better comparison would be a pocket pussy.
[–]Dank_Meems8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I saw a cam-girl riding a silicon torso with a huge cock, balls, tits, vagina and asshole. A man would be thrown in jail if he even though about purchasing that, but when a girl has that monstrosity, it's cute and she's just exploring her sexuality.
[–]GreasedLightning4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dunno about thrown in jail, but called virgin, neckbeard, loser, etc.? By women, and other men.
[–]MrRodje5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's... oddly specific.
[–]Betamax695 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
TFM had an awesome point in his latest video. We call these sex robots or dolls. They are currently just anatomicly correct mannequins period. They literally cant do anything. How bad do you have to be to have someone pick a doll over you?
Imagine if you were at a job interview and they said its down to you and this other guy sitting beside you. What are you bringing that makes it in our best intrest to hire you over him? You glance over at your competition and it is a mannequin!
[–]Brilad 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well it worked for Kraftwerk!
[–]arcb7c69e22 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You glance over at your competition and it is a mannequin!
Women of <current year> - Your stupid AWALT asses are all just that bad! Y’all just head off in single file to the dump and stack youselves there peacefully. Thank you.
[–]lulz3r2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn double standards.
[–]1v1crown4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
wait they have a semen collecting tray now? Ok now I'm in... only been worrying about the cleanup this whole time
[–]Yatagurusu2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah does anyone know how the cleanup usually work? Is it like a vacuum cleaner where you have to take something out and Chuck the stuff inside out. Asking for a friend
[–]LexGrom1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah does anyone know how the cleanup usually work?
Removable part or material-dependent cleaning liquid
[–]SkyloRen66 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This doll looks like it’s addicted to meth. Celestina is much nicer
[–]Watchingcluturefade4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"...Non-Drip semen collecting trey."
Ugh, just .... ugh
[–]ZOGabominations 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You like to clean it up yourself, you dirty boy?
[–]Watchingcluturefade2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha Touche!
It just is pretty damn funny to read the amenities that come with it.
Just used to:
Power Windows
Air Conditioning
Heated Seats
And the like, it freaking CRACKS ME UP to see the sex doll amenities listed in the normal marketing pattern of any normal business.
Like MGTOW says, here comes the future!
[–]deathtocontrollers3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When a guy is fat, he is just a fat piece of shit. Not even human. When a woman is fat, she is a big beautiful woman... A goddess with "curves."
[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he'd have waited 4 months, he could've gotten the 6000 model, or gotten the 5000 model on discount. It pays to wait a bit to make sure they've gotten the bugs out of the newest model and to get the price break as well.
LMFAO. Rest in peace, Tom Magliozzi. Too bad they never had a sex doll episode on Car Talk, would’ve been f’ing hilarious.
[–]roxon892 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
240 volts? Jesus H!
[–]fcb982921 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck the bitches. MGTOW includes taking care of yourself first, and not caring what the haters say or do.
Our pleasure takes more energy than theirs. 6 volts vs 240!
[–]AllahHatesFags1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They need to get them out of the uncanny valley.
[–]amac1091 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why we need menism! /s
[–]DankHumanman1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like how her hand is on his leg.
"This is MY human."
[–]kaczan31 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at Celestina's face. She is not impressed by those double standards.
[–]stiner_24871 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women & most of society call sex robots creepy & only losers use them, but women have some fucked up toys. They have dragon, horse, wolf/dog, & other animal dildos & they have dildos that squirt fake cum. All that seems creepy to me.
[–]Freefrombitches1231 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Would there be money in Chad dolls for women? Probably not because they aren't ruining lives
[–]based_meme1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dat description doe.
[–]UndeadTed1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait... the 6 speed pussies are out?
Dude looks like he's Louis CK's little brother. It's fitting too (no pun intended) that Louis is a confirmed perv.
[–]Anewtmrw 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol of course, use a bald guy to show a desperate loser.
[–]Shyinso2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
To be honest, these sex dolls are a huge red pill in regards to the things that both men and women are attracted to.
Men are attracted to the entire woman, not just the tits, pussy, ass, whatever.
Women only care about the dick, no connection to the human being that it's attached to.
That says a lot.
[–]kayfab0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make a statement order one and go on a pick nick with her hahhhha
[–]Deadpanpancakes0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those specs are impressive.... Need one in my life
[–]hodltaco0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my she has those sexy eyes.
[–]MGTOWorSLAVE 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He'd be a 'pervert' for using his hand.
[–]aswin65330 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women these days have plastic boobs&butts.So it is wise to choose plastic dolls because of it.
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