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[–]generic-affliction 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He should just ask her what chair he should get, dudes already defeated
[–]jeetz09 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looooool
[–]Foodcoupon10 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get a new toilet seat instead. Since you obviously sit down when you piss mothafucka.
[–]_Fireside_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oof
[–]altair43 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PCMR?! More like PCSR (PC Simp Race) or PCLMBR(PC Lost My Balls Race).
Permission to buy a goddamn chair ? Are you kidding me?! Giving him benefit of the doubt, I hope his wife is financing it and he's a stay at home slave.
[–]Honeybadgeroncrack 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any chair that comes with a free set of balls
[–]LordAuch666 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Electric chair. He needs to be put out of his misery, clearly.
[–]jeepdrvr18 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There hasn't been a pussy ever made that's worth that kind of bullshit.
[–]duhhhhh121 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
rip
[–]NickTesla2018 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This would be a better investment --- https://neuticles.com
[–]lolomotif12 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Wife finally caved in" imagine having to beg your wife to buy a chair with your money!!
[–]Fancy-Ad657 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck are you asking her how to use your money? piss off. Just get whatever the frenchtoast you want.
[–]f3wl 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He should ask the wife’s boyfriend what she bought him.
[–]Third_Gray_Monkey 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Asking permission for buying a chair, what's next? Asking for breath? Or eat?
We have a huge problem here fellas and it's called lack of balls.
[–]Inside-Party 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I hate that that was me for a while, many years ago.
[–]Dorinus2[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You also pooped in a diaper for a while,many years ago.
Don't hate yourself for your past mistakes, learn the lessons and move on.
[–]Inside-Party 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good point. I'm pretty good at self loathing though.
It's hard to unlearn all that stuff. Thanks for the perspective :)
[–]Dorinus2[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You did the best you could with the information you had at the time. Show symphaty twords yourself.
[–]Groundbreaking_the2 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he dumped his nanny wife his budget would improve... but he first needs her permission.
[–]EveryExcitement 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pussy
[–]LordAuch666 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It won't be a chair, actually. It'll be a motherfucking simp throne.
[–]Proof-System 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The weird thing is he could just ask for chair recommendations, but he feels the need to proclaim his subservience to his wife. Human psychology shouldn't surprise me anymore, but some things I just don't get.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe is the condition the wife conceded: - Slave you will buy that chair but needs to proclaim my rule in the internet, so everyone will see.
[–]LordAuch666 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe a wheelchair. This dude has such a severe case of cuck that he's basically disabled.
[–]meegtower 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guy lost his spine so he needs an extra-ergonomic wheelchair.
[–]Rottinghere 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope that his new chair comes with an inflatable donut ring included, so his newly developed hemorrhoids (brought on by his wife fucking him in the ass with a strap-on) can have a rest once in a while.
Pathetic.
[–]selfism_mike 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she allowing him to wear his balls while he is shopping or are they securely locked into her purse?
[–]marenostrum93 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
does he sleep on the floor next to her while shes in bed? i m sure shes such an amazing wife she allowed him to have a blanket. what a nice woman, what a fantastic man
jsut gun me already
[–]gantz_au 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
200 bucks for a chair?
Dudes got back problems to worry about in the future along with his current problem of having a woman in his life.
[–]Legs2Big_0 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First, using Zuckbook in 2021 is a no-no for me. Second, this is the crowd that is expected to be on that site since men like us have already been censored into oblivion. What did you expect? 🤔
[–]Hamonobeat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine asking for permission for buying a fucking chair. I bet he's buying it with his own money, so there's no reason to asking for permissikn other than being a mega simp
[–]bfte2 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: Hello my simp brothers! I lost my balls, can you help me find them?
[–]bestbegreat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
200 bucks will get a shitty chair. Might as well get a tijuana hooker with gums for teeth and it'll suit u better than sitting on a shit chair ur mother figure has to approve of u having pussy boy.
[–]Starshitlord 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like this is not high school, dude needs a real chair, steelcase is my top pick and those are almost 2k a chair USD, only reason I plan to get one is because of a deal my work has on where I just pay the tax on the chair which at 12% is still a fucking deal. 200 might get you a pos chair from Walmart if you are lucky.
He can buy this one, as is the only can prevent future humiliation. http://thebullelephant.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/electric-chair-1024x1024.jpg
[–]Beno177 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, Imagine how shitty his PC would be with the $150 budget she most likely gave him
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