Lie: Study hard and you can get a good job

Reality: You went from one rat race to another, form college to work, now slave away like a bitch doing pointless shit

Lie: You can do anything you set your mind to

Reality: To get ahead in life, try to build connections that can lower the hurdle for you. Learn to play the game, to play politics with other people

Lie: Be yourself and you’ll find a girl to marry

Reality: The girl will only marry you if she can get something out of it, it’s purely transactional. Remember, she’s not yours, but it’s your turn

Lie: Love

Reality: Dopamine and hormones causing your brain to act irrationally and get shackled down with a Thot

Lie: Your quality of life will never go down, America number one baby

Reality: The world is entering a period of huge debt and stagnation. Hold on tight, because this country is fucked financially

Lie: Life has meaning

Reality: All creatures are born to eat, shit, fuck, and then die. We are basically sacks of meat on a floating rock jerking off about BLM while the Sun slowly burns out. Nothing really matters

Lie: “Do you take you husband until death do us apart, in sickness and in health? I do”

Reality: You better keep the money rolling in and don’t get severely injured, I’m a Queen, and if you don’t satisfy by endless demands I’ll leave your ass

Lie: Diversity is always good

Reality: We want preferential treatment for one group of people at the expense of another. Stop complaining, you are a white male. It’s time for a gay, queer, black, fat lady to be in charge. Oh and she’s not getting paid the same, pay her more. If you don’t listen, I’ll make it my mission to destroy anything you value, bitch.

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