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I used to LOVE "fucking" with anyone who made this kind of statement... I'd just respond with something like: "So what you're saying is that if a woman comes up to me and asks me whether her outfit makes her 'look fat', I am advised to tell her 'Yes, yes it does; it makes you look fat AND ugly.' because to answer any other way is to not only 'compliment' her, but to LIE."
It was then fun to watch as their heads exploded trying to come up with a DIFFERENT answer.
-- It was even MORE fun if the "presenter" was herself a woman, you could then aim a "hypothetical" statement at her -- my personal preference was to channel the Charlie Sheen character's lines from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and tell she wears "too much eye makeup, and that people will think she's a whore." (Cue meltdown, LOL).
Edit: Of course that was 20+ years ago when you could still get away with that kind of thing.
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