Exculpatory evidence

MikeRocksBoat · 2019-09-09T13:20:57+00:00

Stinks when you pee.

Asparagus or STD?

RespectFurries · 2019-09-09T12:25:18+00:00

Asparagus like the fucking vegetable

DannyTTT55 · 2019-09-09T13:54:20+00:00

I'm transparagas

CursedSurrogate · 2019-09-09T17:57:48+00:00

People who say this kinda shit are almost just as retarded as anyone who attempts to retreat from their fuck-ups by saying "muh personality type bro." No, you're an asshole because you're an asshole.

Hirudin · 2019-09-09T21:09:06+00:00

What's your sign? I'm a space lobster and that means I can work with star gerbils but I have trouble getting along with cosmic spatulas.

lazercrazy3 · 2019-09-09T18:05:58+00:00

Jesus was right to stay away from these hoes.

Paladin2903 · 2019-09-09T22:05:18+00:00

These girls and this astrology bullshit. EVERY day it seems there’s some kind of gatorade, or schoolgrade, or retrograde. God damn.

I’m not saying there isn’t the possibility that some of this stuff isn’t true, but again....God damn.

Every insta-thot thinks they’re fucking Miss Cleo. “Cahl meh nowwww fur ya free reeedin’!”

Your shitty behavior isn’t because you’re a Virgo, Brittany, its because you’re just a fucking cunt.

CastandRefused · 2019-09-09T15:55:37+00:00

Be like?

TheLastMgtow · 2019-09-09T15:24:51+00:00

I think she meant asperger

noots123123 · 2019-09-09T16:28:20+00:00

Give her taste of your shoes and say I'm a transaragus, it's just how i am.

moumine9 · 2019-09-09T20:20:52+00:00

This astro thing is getting out of control. How to properly respond to this folks ?

Crown_Cran · 2019-09-09T22:11:40+00:00

I can't believe I laughed like I did when I read "asparagus."

Also here's the actual tweet for some reason.

Malbek604 · 2019-09-09T22:29:43+00:00

You ever meet one that sincerely believes in astrology? I don't mean the type to read their horoscope for fun and maybe visit a 'psychic' at a summer fair but the dyed in the wool true believers? It's insane the rationalizations they come up with in the face of science and reason.

buttfacenosehead · 2019-09-09T20:36:33+00:00

When the moon is in the fifth house and the sun aligns with her vagina.

JustLiquoredNS · 2019-09-09T21:32:48+00:00

Asparagus fucked my dad too

HunterDr · 2019-09-09T21:42:25+00:00

Same reason why I fucked her best friend lmao

HierEncore · 2019-09-09T22:40:51+00:00

asparagus lmfao

frjoethesecond · 2019-09-09T22:45:23+00:00

To the dad. Sons before buns.

Fragrant_Point · 2019-09-09T20:04:44+00:00

Whoreoscope

Teddysenpaiii · 2019-09-09T20:56:01+00:00

A woman being funny what is she transgender.because the alternative is actual self reflection an honesty

bosshog234 · 2019-09-09T20:59:27+00:00

Zero accountability

Marc85z · 2019-09-09T21:05:20+00:00

The case of "believes in pseudoscience", outed asap.

Captain_Hooters · 2019-09-09T21:24:53+00:00

What the heck is an asparagus in this context? I know it’s a vegetable usually but what is she talking about?

Doomie999666 · 2019-09-10T00:19:36+00:00

more like THE STD herpagynoserpilaids now 50% more hpv

dourdan · 2019-09-10T04:33:08+00:00

No you're a cancer.... lol :P

Mcheetah2 · 2019-09-10T07:43:51+00:00

LMAO! It's funny cause it's true!

mukhtar24 · 2019-09-10T08:55:00+00:00

That's fuckn crazy

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Title	Exculpatory evidence
Author	NYCCOOP
Upvotes	2837
Comments	49
Date	September 9, 2019 12:24 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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