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[–]gods_bones93 points94 points95 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She does.
[–]Cabshear12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Certainly he doesn't
[–]2QuietDude73 points74 points75 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never go full retard
[–]Sol_Install58 points59 points60 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Raised by a single mother no doubt.
[–]Flyest-Nihilist43 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think this dude is a genuine cuck
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
and proud of it
[–]Flyest-Nihilist1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what makes it worse
[–]cyborg_type_darkness23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can fuck my man. Cum on his face. Make him call you mommy. But at the end of the night, if I'm cuddling with him, who really wins?
The man of course.
[–]MesaGTASA 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cum on his face.
*Squirt on his face.
[–]ThoughtsYouNever13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Herpes. Herpes wins.
If Harry has 50 candybars and eats 49 candybars, what does Harry have? Diabetes. Harry has Diabetes. And you have herpes.
[–]cleats4u2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO
[–]crshdurmomlstngt1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL....so good.
[–]SirWallaceII10 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
U can cuddle w her while i smoke this bowl and eat this hero, I am so hungry after I nut. Lol
STOP SIMPING
[–]Sumo948 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's trolling
[–]DarwinianKEKistani1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely. Or he is a monkey
[–]johndaker4045 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bingo the clowno, We have a winner
[–]MGTOWIAN4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you pay for the condums I'll call it a deal.
[–]ransay32773 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would you want to cuddle with her after you fucked her and nutted on her face? I mean after that your usually heading for the door.
[–]cfuse3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AIDS and shame wins.
[–]frankmarlowe2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends on the victory conditions each individual sets:
She wins by default.
Dirty Mack wins since he clearly has Disney-ass cuck fantasies.
I win by getting the no-strings attached sex I clearly desired.
[–]6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen this posted here before and I still love it.
[–]sufan021 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can black guy be a white knight?
[–]toolazytoregisterlol1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO. I hope he at least wipes the cum off her before getting into bed.
[–]skylorddragon1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do, I get to go home and you can deal with that crazy cum covered bitch.
[–]Ketsa1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mein neger....
[–]FreeManIsFrank1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuck level 9000.
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[–]WhistlingAlong 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dirty Mack isn't.
[–]c4engineer0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just make sure she showers first.
[–]1000_cokc_stare 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dirty Crack
[–]Thejapxican[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man, that sounds like my situation. . . Fml.
[–]Udo700 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not you bro. And if you think you do, well then, cuck.
[–]batfish550 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not positive who won, but I sure as hell know who's a loser.
[–]The_Law_of_the_Land0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are no winners here, she'll collect Chad cum and turkey baster it into her hole.
Chad will leave with gonnasiphilidia and future child support,
This cuck will eventually kill himself after she leaves him for a mid-life CC ride.
[–]pleasantlyplumpy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Satire
[–]fuck-shit-piss 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to be satire, right?
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[–]2QuietDude73 points74 points75 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sol_Install58 points59 points60 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Flyest-Nihilist43 points44 points45 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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and proud of it
[–]Flyest-Nihilist1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cyborg_type_darkness23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MesaGTASA 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThoughtsYouNever13 points14 points15 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]SirWallaceII10 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Sumo948 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]johndaker4045 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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