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[–]TheUltimateThug41 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I bet the side dude is the only one who hits. 😂
[–]lulz3r23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He’s the one that hits regularly. The others get just enough to stick around.
[–]traveling_introvert14 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
The food guy, listener and transporter don't get diddly squat except hugs and the occasional "I love your face".
[–]XbabyjeezusX0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Naw they all do. Cause none of those dudes look like simps and she's got to pay them some how.
[–]Pruny850 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are simps,wtf
[–]Alpha_Trebler29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You forgot the Homework/Work Beta
[–]97363684214 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The transporter made me lol
[–]zenman1233 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Should be name free taxi
[–]KeniRay8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In India, its three. The boyfriend who gets to smash, the best friend who is an emotional tampon who gets no action and the "boy bestie" who gets to smash occasionally. But all three will worship the almight pussy and they can all be used for these 5 things.
[–]ThotPatroller_1276 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus the girl will marry a totally different person citing some bullshit family reasons. I've seen my friend getting dumped after 8 years of relationship bcoz girl's family was not of his caste - i was like wtf didn't she knew it 8 years ago
[–]LeatherGeneral6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Once had a girl who I thought was a good friend hmu to drive her to the laundromat, no offer for gas $, and got mad at me when i declined shouting, “IF YOU DONT WANNA DO THE FAVOR THEN JUST BE A MAN AND SAY IT!”
[–]Itisforsexy5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dun' wan it.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was 18 I was the first one the middle one and the last one for a girl I had a big crush on my senior year of high school
I had no idea what the fuck I was doing I bought into all that stupid bullshit in the Disney movies about trying to win a girl over also the same shit was fed to me in church we both went to the same youth group
That was a long time ago and I have long since moved past that mentality
[–]Herpnderp145 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would just like to be the un-noticeable.
[–]8lackJack8lack4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps are the problem here.
Women can’t change their nature. It’s a matter fact as is gravity
Men are rational, men can think and act on facts.
Men need to change our thirsty behaviour.
[–]locomotronn2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]Channel_oreo2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They forget the kinda gay guy they hang out when shopping.
[–]RainAngel125315aA70 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–]limpanlimp2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only 5? Many have more.
This chick I dated used to get phone calls from dudes at the same time the local bars and clubs closed....
Fucking bitch
[–]LordGayoftheSevenDic0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TO LO on me
[–]hotassdotonline0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's called victimhood culture.
It does not stop with college students or beta males.
[–]FatKnob0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Food guy looks like he's gonna go postal if he doesn't get a side order of vag!
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[–]lilhatchet0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some of these guys for sure. But this was a good post u missed it
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