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[–]OldFashionMarine40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'd save myself.....! Its obviously a female tiger, because (all) females will attack each other if it benefits them in any way.
[–]DevilSweets14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then the female tiger will look at you with those anime girl eyes and say:
Akun sensei
Lmfao
[–]Zilo8814 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You jest, but I was at the zoo once and somebody thought it was smart to bring in an emotional support dog. The male and female tigers were in two enclosures right next to each other. Male gets up, sizes up the dog, then lays back down. Female gets up and attacks the glass.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even better choice 👍
[–]iseehot2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We have a winner!
[–]Sumfuc9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The tiger is more precious.
[–]ulgulanoth2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I was ever in this situation I would have to wonder what the hell my wife and her mother did to get attacked by a tiger, because they probably did something stupid to get attention. So there is only one true answer, video it and up load it to youtube for prosperity, probably title it "happies day of my life"
[–]Lfvbf2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not capable of saving anyone. What am i supposed to do against a Tiger?
Not even sure if i can save myself... but the answer is my mom. She is actually more on my side about my view on women than my dad.
[–]Throwthe88271 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The OP says mother-in-law. I believe that is the mother of the wife, but I am in favor of you saving your mother. You go!
[–]Lfvbf2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh. I read it wrong then.
Then i just run away, no questions asked no moral dilemma. Still most likely killed by a tiger
[–]novhaku3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
One is a species we should protect, the other is a dangerous species that is a threat to everyone around. Easy choice.
[–]Exolise1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based
[–]JDTokyo2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Myself
[–]Alexius_von_Meinong1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*whom
[–]Zilixi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d be taking that time to get away safely. Neither of those are worries for me...never been married but if I was...that tiger would be doing me a favor
[–]annonymous930 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well played
[+]ItzValee-8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not a feminist but let's be real, if she's your wife and not some random compliment-thirsty hoe, then you obviously love her, why would you save the tiger?
[–]rosspghettod[🍰] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’ve been married for longer than 10 years
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spoken like someone who hasn't been married for very long. ;)
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