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[–]flee_market66 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They get epidurals half the time anyway.
"childbirth is so painful!" How would you know, you were on drugs the whole time...
[–]DWShimoda12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And Cesarean births are common too.
Exactly. And often for quite some time afterward (like a full week in many cases).
[–]VadeRetroLupa0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And that’s after the natural endorsing cocktail kicks in.
[–]pad15970 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol sweet stat bro.
And getting hit in the balls hurts a kajillion %?
You know they are affected for days after also. I’ll take the downvotes, but just stating a number doesn’t make it correct.
producing your own numbers
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[–]Makonar18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Also I heard from a youtuber that passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth and it is confirmed by women who had both, yet men get them more often...
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I heard from a youtuber that passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth
This is a rather convincing dramatization from the TV show Deadwood.
Al gives birth to a kidney stone
[–]hhhvgggvg1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
i cant imagine giving birth to a rock through my dick, that must hurt alot
[–]ThirstySasquatch0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Had kidney stones when I was 15 - can confirm it was fucking awful.
[–]hhhvgggvg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
damn bro
[–]ThirstySasquatch0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10/10 would not do again
[–]MAJIIC15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You must be referring to this: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/DRfMKUi
Protect those balls doctor LMAO
[–]Emanresu_rouy_esoohc5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Testicles are inner organs. The brain is protected by the skull, the heart is protected by the ripcage, the testicle is protected by a thin layer of skin.
[–]NietzscheExplosion4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Had a nurse tell me getting a chest tube hurts more.(she had both experiences).
I felt a little less of a wimp after she told me that.
[–]VadeRetroLupa1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Username checks out.
Read this comparison today. There are many things more painful than childbirth, for example some types of bee stings, jellyfish stings, cluster headaches and getting your nuts twisted.
[–]Londonnj1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that coupled with the fact the male genitalia contains more nerve endings than the female genitalia answers that question. Anything beyond that is simply personal pain tolerance and can't be compared because it's not objective.
[–]38yearsoffreefallin0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The good doctor with some truth
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A woman's body is made for having babies, man's body is not meant for getting hit in the nards. Hardly any women even have a "natural" birth. After the first kid, they practically slide out, but they still need just as much attention as when they did it the first time.
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[–]rootsoap0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
del not dol
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[–]rootsoap1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay, thank you for correcting me. I thought the person I replied to was referring to a joke photo posted here earlier and that photo had del. But it's nice to know the actual name and how it became a thing.
EDIT: I meant this photo: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/DRfMKUi
[–]dds87[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happy cake day lol
[–]VadeRetroLupa0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
9000 sounds like a meme number, is that the actual number?
[–]Curious_Oogway45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women have always created a mystery and a divine aura around childbirth, as that is one of the things what men can’t do or experience. They always maintained a secrecy and “I holier than thou” attitude towards this whole thing, as this very mystery gave them power and control. Read Esther Vilar’s ”The manipulated man”, where she has discussed this topic and exposed this age old sham.
[–]frikabg17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
women are using the tools they have to get what they want (resources) what they have is tits and vagina and if people are willing to look at woman's comedy, art, every day life they will realize that their thinking process is always about 'Me and my vagina' NOTHING exists outside of that.
[–]underrated_kawasaki35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I love how women think they’re sooo fucking special because they can give birth like whoop de doo bitch, so can the 3.5 billion other bitches on this planet... Goes to show you how fucking worthless they are when the only things they can say to validate themselves is they can give a man their pussy or give birth...
[–]frikabg2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you know what i love even more... how somehow it 'proves' their point when they point out that men can't give birth and there for experience the amount of pain they go through but at the same time they fail to realize even for a second that using their own fucking retarded logic renders their stupid 'point' useless because (SPOILER ALERT) THEY DON'T HAVE BALLS! So them pretending to know how painful it is to get hit in the nuts is nothing more but good old shaming language.
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3.5 billion other bitches
And that's not including every other species with tits.
[–]JamesMercer1-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Exactly what I was thinking.
[–]Adem87-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I want to know, how they behave. Similar to women?
[–]mgtowduck1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My aunt considers herself a "birth activist". She posts photos of babies ripping their cunts apart 24/7 on social media with captions like "LADIES: THIS IS WHAT YOUR BODY WAS MADE FOR!". Yuck
[–]zubbs9932 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still I'd rather get nut-punched than pay child support for 18 yrs.
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If getting kicked in the nuts got you free money for 18 years from the government, men would be lining up around the block for it.
[–]VadeRetroLupa-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nah... I’m not sure if it’s worth it.
Besides, you forget that men aren’t social benefit leeches like women. To a man, it’s a shame. Most men would rather pull their own weight.
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Yeah but if you could work AND get a gov't check like most single mothers you'd bet your ass I'd be getting my nuts kicked. As would most dudes.
[–]VadeRetroLupa-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’d wear a cup though.
Nope! Gotta get a good, solid, bare balls kick to the nuts. But for a free 1-2k extra a month for 18 years...I can handle a week or two of even horrific pain if it was that bad, like some other ridiculous hypothetical situation.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't mind even more than 1 kick in the balls.
[–]roxon8912 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’ve been saying that exact thing for years
[–]SeaweedTasteBad7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are an entitled class cuz of the "front hole" They can make a baby even if they can't afford it - cuz taxpayers. I'd like to kick them right in the front hole for being leaches. POW RIGHT IN SNATCH
[–]DWShimoda11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yet, having grown up in farm country, and personally witness any number of different animals give birth, often to MULTIPLE offspring that are factually far LARGER in relation to their mothers than human babies are to women -- we're talking about cows & calves, sheep & lambs, horses & colts, as well as various dogs, cats, etc.
Virtually ALL of those "mother" animals get little to no "pain" meds... and most of them STAND RIGHT UP shortly after having given birth, pretty much go about there business in short order as if nothing (certainly nothing debilitatingly "painful") ever happened. In fact instead they usually immediately begin cleaning, grooming and nursing their young.
So I never bought into ANY of the "most painful thing ever" bullshit.
[–]VadeRetroLupa2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women in more primitive cultures usually don’t seem to experience as much pain. Just plop one out and go back to work. It has a lot to do with diet, lifestyle and activity levels.
[–]DWShimoda0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably... I also think the vast majority of it is a "psychological" thing... a "social-construct" (LOL).
Much like how "starving" many first-world people claim to be (cf TheOnion "I Am So Starving").
Plain fact of the matter is that most western women have experienced virtually ZERO actual/physical "pain" (which of course also goes to your "lifestyle and activity levels") -- so their frame of reference of what constitutes "BIG pain" is rather subjectively warped... just as that teen girl's subjective concept of being hungry/starving. She has no clue what ACTUAL "hunger" much less "starvation" is like... because she's never experienced anything that is even remotely worthy of either word.
[–]SRK_Tiberious4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'll have to disagree with your conclusion here. You state the facts correctly, but fail to take into account that human children are born when the head is only barely large enough to fit through the birth canal. This is due to how we have to develop, which is far more mental than physical. The brain of a newborn has to be large to facilitate connections between neurons as the new child becomes a literal sponge for knowledge.
With most other animals, excluding certain breeds of domesticated canines, it's the body that provides the most of the bulk of the offspring. In fact, some dog breeds have such large heads through our selection criteria that their births are every bit as difficult as human ones, thanks to the pups' large heads trying to pass through.
Of course, don't just take my word for it, but look into how much of the mass of a newborn human is head compared to a newborn foal, kitten or puppy for yourself.
I'll venture to say that it is ZERO.
whats the most impressive mother/offspring size ratio that you've seen?
Asking for a friend
[–]DWShimoda1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Off the top of my head... Horse/Colt -- specifically what is known as a "Quarter Horse" -- you look at the colt almost immediately after then you look at the mother and you go "Hunh!?!?" because it just don't seem possible that the one was just (and entirely) inside the other.
Now, I'm not saying that's necessary THE biggest (or necessarily by ratio the heaviest, or biggest in volume, biggest circumference, etc); and maybe it's mostly a matter of "perception" with the colt, very long skinny legs, etc... but you asked that *I* have seen; and that's what I'd say (lambs and calves are pretty sizable compared to the mother, piglets less so, but than again sows have litters of multiple offspring).
[–]exdees4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if child labor is more painful, what irritates me in these pain Olympics that women partake is when they state that child labor is just as dangerous as going to war..
maybe 300 years ago.
Nowadays? gimme a break
[–]novai_nl20 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women only focus on the emotional aspect of the pain while men focus on the physical aspect of it. Another reason why women shouldn't be on the front lines in Afghanistan
[–]MieSelph2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have you had a baby?
Dafuq? Have you been kicked in the nuts?
[–]SlutshaminMysoginist1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On a serious note and jokes aside giving birth does actually hurt much more than getting kicked in the balls.
[–]tacticalinfernape0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha
[–]MuleFool420 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought his answer was going to be "Have your ever been kicked in the nuts?"
LOL
[–]evanthemarvelous0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ah how willing recipients are
[–]pistolplinko-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And drop the mic.
[–]I-am-the-lul-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I recall watching a show and the guy called out to the audience to see if they thought giving birth is more painful than passing a gallstone, one woman called out stating that she has experienced both and said that passing gallstones is way more painful.
[–]VadeRetroLupa2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Passing gallstones is not painful at all. I’ve done it 20 times. Are you sure you’re not thinking of kidney stones?
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shit, I thought they were the same thing.
No, sorry, different organ.
[–]TigPlaze-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
rflmao.
[–]bleubonbon-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With the amount of scientific advancement that has gone into helping woman with pregnancy I’m surprised its even on par with getting hit in the balls
[+]Mchooofer-6 points-5 points-4 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
If these lazy cunts weren't in such an awful physical condition, they'd give birth in no time. My grandma was in hard labor work during most of her young life, a powerful woman. She had no probs giving birth.
[–]RamaImpaLaLaLa2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Jesus christ how fucking uneducated are you?
[–]Mchooofer-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Ofcourse other health parameters of hormones etc. should be considered as well but usually they go hand in hand.!
[–]RamaImpaLaLaLa5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hmm... Yeah not really. Perfectly healthy women can experience child birth issues and pain, literally hundreds of different factors come into play so your theory just has no basis whatsoever.
[–]Mchooofer-4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Then your definition of a healthy women is pretty weird bro.. Health is health. Its like saying.. if a man cant make babies.. and yet saying, well his perfectly healthy.. no his fucking not.. .. and presuming his health aint the problem is just contradicting. AKa.. a woman having a hard time giving birth, probably aint healthy or as healthy as could be.
[–]RamaImpaLaLaLa2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some men or women can be infertile yet completely healthy in every other aspect of their life so how do you explain that one then? What about Serena Williams for example? She is probably healthier than most yet almost died during childbirth.
[–]Mchooofer-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
its besides the point.. if you fail as a man or woman at the most important task in life to reproduce or give birth.. then you're hot healthy. Its as simple as the skies are blue. Now get out of my face you SJW
[–]RamaImpaLaLaLa1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha right ok yeah it’s beside the point, sure it is... Good argument d00d \m/
At the end of the day you can be completely healthy no matter what gender you are but still have fertility/childbirth/pregnancy issues due to factors out of your control. Not really a social justice argument just scientific fact plain and simple.
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