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[–]bcwhite11853 points54 points55 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
So disgustingly unhealthy. What a fat, pig.
[–]ziggmuff29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No matter, she wont be alive in 20 years.
[–]KaitouNala7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
i think that may be the only beauty in this "beautiful" at any size bullshit.
all but garuntees those of them who can't have enough self control to stop going to mc'diabetes for every meal will die an early death.
[–]ziggmuff4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Check it out I love eating food, crappy delicious food, but I'll be goddamned if I do something remotely like this to my body. Like, once it's hard for me to tie my shoes I'm like "fuck this! Time to lose weight!" I could never live a life where my physicality made my life more difficult. I don't know how anyone gets like this.
I can't imagine being that huge and lying to myself that this is "okay" this is "beautiful" this is "good" for me.
It's such a farce.
[–]KaitouNala3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i definitely do not eat the healthiest but i am actively endeavoring to lose weight atm and having wild success.
been a long time since i've been serious about my fitness. but yeah even i can't forsee myself ever letting go that hard.
[–]that_nast25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man if it only takes 10 years or so for some aspects of society to breakdown then imagine how long it will take for all of it to crumble.
[–]Justicar_Vindex18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sorta off topic, but why do so many women believe in astrology? You always see astrology stuff on the covers of women magazines and I can't tell you how many women I've run across who say, "I believe in science, not Jesus" only to proclaim they are a gemini later.
[–]superfjant9 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Because they don’t get logical things like math and physics.
[–]rockorbe20027 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do be fooled. Even Christian women will believe in astrology or any form of magic or witchcraft. I hear even Nancy Reagan had am astrologer on call and apparently she influenced Ronald Reagan quite a bit un his decisions.
[–]Watermelon_Soldier4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because they think weekly horoscopes are good enough explanation/justification for their impulsivity and emotional instability.
She cheated on you and then slashed your tires when you left her? No worries. Her horoscope said “this week will fill you with challenges but they’ll make you stronger”
[–]DogsOfParadise3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Children believe in all sorts of non sense.
[–]BootlegEvercolor1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I had my sign calculated it was surprisingly accurate. 99% sure it was part vague wording and part coincidence, but I thought it was interest to read. It's just a fad that doesn't take a lot of knowledge to signal that you are in the know, and something shallow to talk about with someone you just met. Smalltalk.
[–]54L5 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find it funny how an extremely obese woman is rejoiced in society to deem as “plus sized” models. But a fat man ? Lol we all know what’s his worth in society.
Yours truly, A fat kid who lost 50+ pounds and realized the reality of women.
[–]Bae_king 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
My edited cover version of this doesnt come up even though I posted it 3hrs ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9edt1o/im_from_the_future_brought_back_this_cosmopolitan/?utm_source=reddit-android
What gives?
[–]EyeBleachBot7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think someone tagged this as NSFL! Yikes!
Eye Bleach!
I am a robit.
[–]okaybody[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
that's literally NSFL
[–]Bae_king 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Nsfl?
As in it needs to be censored? You're joking right? Like its that far off from the actual cos cover.
How & why?
[–]KaitouNala0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck man... didn't even include some eye bleach for after care... dick move man... i think i'll go gouge out my eyes for they have offended me greatly.
[–]hollybegin3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
year 2000: a slim attractive thot year 2018: a fat disgusting thot (with an awful lot of ass to kiss)
The future looks bright! :D
[–]rockorbe20027 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I disagree. Cameron Diaz here looks like she was already hitting the Wall big time, something even Photoshop can't remove. Plus that crazy looking face. It's hard to believe I had a crush on her after seeing her on The Mask.
[–]prawnfynder2 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was so fucking hot in the Mask though lol. She was my sexual awakening honestly.
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[–]rockorbe2002-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smoker's tits! Lol, never heard that one before! But yes, they look pretty saggy, especially on a thin woman. And bear in mind, this was the year 2000. I bet they look like deflated Whoopie Cushions. And as far as I know, Cameron Diaz hasn't been relevant for a while. So who knows how she will pay for titty reconstruction.
[–]anonymous981013 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What's the cover gonna look like in 18 years? Maybe just a dude with a full beard? 🤣
[–]Bae_king 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mikemilligankcmafia 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
puke
[–]JayJayEcks1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In less than 1 generation, it all went to shit.
But, to be candid, the 2000s, we're pretty simpy, in nature. It was the rise of the pickup artists.
[–]mgtowthrowww1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don’t forget the early 2000s were full of “metrosexuals”. Fucking shit like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ... and hey, whaddya know? That show just came back. Fuck off.
[–]JayJayEcks1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Queer Eye...
Man...that Greek fucking travesty is still being peddled on Netflix.
What the actual fuck...
[–]criss-vector221a2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those knee flaps tho
[–]orcrist7472 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Wants the haters to kiss her ass..." how many lifetimes would that take, given its size?
[–]TerraEarth2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her knees look inverted.
[–]Shortmanking 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The one on the left looks like a poison you with antifreeze type of bitch, fucking crazy ass eyes.
[–]kingofgujaratx 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jail that bitch for being obese
[–]quasar224 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait...is that shit on the right an ACTUAL cover? I thought it was photoshopped as a joke....
[–]okaybody[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope that's 100% real. Look it up
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
If Tess is a “supermodel “ then what should we call actual models now?
[–]DogsOfParadise0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More like gigamodel or teramodel, am I right
[–]mgtowthrowww1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Megamodel” has a nice alliterative flow.
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is the one on the right a real cover and not a parody?
[–]Upstream-moonbeam0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All man! Look at that arm fat just hanging down. Gross
[–]smfuel870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody harpoon that thing.....
I don't know what bothers me more. The behemoth on the cover or the article descriptions.
[–]skeletonshorror0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her knees have folds. 💀
[–]GasStation30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“The other lover; why I vetted my wife’s affair”
Not just are they having jokingly disgusting women and their front cover, they’re already attempting to normalize cucks.
We can’t just stay on this subreddit anymore, we need to fight against these whales.
[–]Tacarmato0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BRUHH
[–]stonkwell0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her knees have tits!
[–]username_not_relevan1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
They should give the guy who touches up the photos a raise, I can't imagine the time it took to photoshop out all the cellulite.
[+]OccasionalBassist-8 points-7 points-6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
1 fat girl gets put on the cover and people go nuts. I bet every other issue this year has a skinny conventionally attractive girl. I bet none of you have even looked at a copy of Cosmo, I know I haven’t. Who fucking cares?
I used to live with an OBGYN in a different life. For boring reasons, all those free magazines that normally go to doctor’s office waiting rooms were being sent to our house instead. I’ve seen a lot of Cosmos. I’d thumb through them since I was a teenager in hopes that I’d learn something about scoring pussy (I quickly figured out I’d find nothing) - and no lie, but the mailed in sex tips were hilariously bad. They were worth a solid 60 seconds of laughter at the time.
“Why would you do that to my dick? Jesus!”
[–]LikeARocStar0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On the front page it says "my other lover, and why I vetted my wife". Attempting to normalize cucks. SJW's are trying to rule over all males. They're putting fat bitches on the front page, to show it doesn't matter how fat and ugly you are, you're still a woman so you are better than any man.
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[–]bcwhite11853 points54 points55 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]ziggmuff29 points30 points31 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]KaitouNala7 points8 points9 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]KaitouNala3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Justicar_Vindex18 points19 points20 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]rockorbe20027 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Bae_king 5 points6 points7 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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If Tess is a “supermodel “ then what should we call actual models now?
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