I. Am. Speechless.

totallyreal26217111 · 2019-03-23T18:55:26+00:00

Things that didn't happen.

civcinco · 2019-03-23T19:02:25+00:00

Bwahahahaha she wishes someone would ask for her number. Dude was probably asking if he could skip ahead cause he just had 2 things and she hammstered it into assault.

Friendlyfire8102 · 2019-03-23T19:07:36+00:00

Is this a picture of the man or the woman?

Aashami · 2019-03-23T19:50:58+00:00

BeliveAllWomen my ass

Zikuhan · 2019-03-23T19:21:14+00:00

Man at the grocery store: "Excuse me, do you mind if I check out first? I'm running late and I dont have many items."

Woman: "So I had a man try to get my number..."

DeplorableToast · 2019-03-23T19:20:45+00:00

At least she's got that rich imagination to keep her company.

CoochieCoochieLou · 2019-03-23T18:52:38+00:00

The sausages were probably for his guide dog (US: Seeing Eye Dog)

user_miki · 2019-03-23T19:13:00+00:00

what a liar.Who will take this whale for a spin.

carpbasher · 2019-03-23T19:09:39+00:00

Yeah right sweetheart

cryptotim70726 · 2019-03-23T19:54:02+00:00

Who in their right mind would flirt with that ham-beast?

2019-03-23T21:16:31+00:00

I have never seen a girl with SJW hair color have a man next to her side. It's usually another landwhale lesbo with SJW hair color.

That obnoxious hair dye is man deterrent.

richbeezy · 2019-03-23T20:02:09+00:00

$5 says this guy was going “Hoggin” as a bet with friends. If she would have taken him up on the offer he would have won easily.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2019-03-23T23:21:12+00:00

No man ever tried to get your number in your life. You are "sexual market value signaling"; this is where you try to convince other women you are indeed attractive like them by passing on anecdotes about how some guy tried to pick you up.

I doubt if anyone would want to "destroy the pussy" of someone who has already destroyed her own face...

bluffinpete · 2019-03-24T00:01:06+00:00

The only thing she was destroying was a box of donuts

nhendren23 · 2019-03-23T20:32:11+00:00

She's virtue signaling her victim card. Probably didnt happen and she's just looking for attention.

young_MGTOW23 · 2019-03-23T21:13:10+00:00

Shut up Meg

Wiganese_guy · 2019-03-23T20:41:23+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/yyH3eDq.jpg

amasiphoto · 2019-03-23T19:32:25+00:00

Why do people always cover the names of these?

User-31f64a4e · 2019-03-23T19:47:25+00:00

Fat people stink, for the same reason giant insects are impossible, the square-cube law.

Volume goes up with the cube of dimension, area with the square. A fattie's metabolic heat goes up with the cube of size, but zir's surface area for heat dissipation goes up only with the square.

This means that zee has a problem maintaining a cool body temperature. Fat people sweat a lot. Bacteria love sweat, and bacteria generate by-products which stink. This is an evolutionary thing - the ability to be disgusted by (and thus avoid) bacteria has undoubtedly saved billions over the life of the planet. Putrid food - bad for health. Bacteria infected humans - bad for health. Bacterial clumps and biofilms out in nature - bad for health.

So, evolution has taught us to be repelled by the scent of these ham-beasts.

I'm just kidding, it's all cultural conditioning, in spite of the mass media shoveling rubbish like Shallow Hal at us for the last 70 years.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-03-23T20:32:14+00:00

If this is true, then the fella must have been a simp or has a brain disorder.

debanked · 2019-03-23T22:45:56+00:00

What really happened.

She pushed in line Dude said 'hey take a number' She said 'reeeeeeeeeeeeee' He said 'pussy like yours has destroyed us'

But she heard what she wanted to hear

HorrorMoviesYEET · 2019-03-24T01:09:29+00:00

Sweetheart you look like every elderly woman at my church who tries to be young by dying their hair

Andanuverthing · 2019-03-23T20:35:54+00:00

These people need to stop sharing their day dreaming fantasies whilst passing the time online. Then twisting it into public flagellation and warping it into a form of false rape accusation. They are seriously fucked in the head.

MadMaxXD123456 · 2019-03-23T20:55:38+00:00

That man sacrifice all his dignity.

JayJayEcks · 2019-03-23T21:09:17+00:00

I. Am. Speechless... that someone tried to fuck this... thing.

AcrobaticAge · 2019-03-23T21:11:28+00:00

Then the sausages stood up and slowly clapped :')

cyndonn66 · 2019-03-23T21:44:15+00:00

Bitch, with that face/hair/blimp and those birth-control glasses, the dude at the store was either blind or too drunk to see.

mgtau · 2019-03-23T21:46:56+00:00

mongolian_usa · 2019-03-23T22:15:30+00:00

Maybe she can't tell the difference between a man or a bull dyke.

thatzombieoverthere · 2019-03-23T22:24:50+00:00

Press X to doubt

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-03-23T22:35:42+00:00

I'll take "Never fucking happened" for 400$ Alex.

A purple haired fat feminist would only get these proposals in her own fucking mind.

KaitouNala · 2019-03-23T23:08:46+00:00

#ThingsThatNeverHappenedForFiveHundered

bman0001 · 2019-03-24T00:47:49+00:00

Surprised it wasn't a full-blown rape fantasy.

Believe her!

itsavinadhtiwari · 2019-03-23T23:09:59+00:00

CastandRefused · 2019-03-24T00:19:34+00:00

I really hate how society is today and how so many people are retarded.

m4d_scientist · 2019-03-24T00:19:58+00:00

I'd rather die than touch this piece of filth.

listeriosis69 · 2019-03-23T20:29:06+00:00

I call bullshit

FutureSquall · 2019-03-23T22:56:37+00:00

Things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex.

HumanzDisgustMe · 2019-03-24T00:23:20+00:00

This is how it masterbates.

mentalidade_logica · 2019-03-24T01:04:58+00:00

When you wish upon a sausage....

KeepYouRight · 2019-03-24T01:06:18+00:00

Ha! Good one.

afrank76 · 2019-03-24T01:10:10+00:00

And then- EVERYONE started to clap.

RoboMandrake · 2019-03-24T01:26:49+00:00

Not. A. Chance.

Machomuk89 · 2019-03-24T01:39:45+00:00

*doubt.

V_M · 2019-03-24T01:44:42+00:00

disrespectful way to talk about a blind man

NotLuceBree · 2019-03-24T03:03:05+00:00

Saw the picture.

Read the first sentence.

Determined this is bullshit.

TexasMilitia · 2019-03-24T03:04:35+00:00

More than likely she didn’t notice his Apple AirPods and overheard his conversation with his hotness gf, and got pissy. Although her forming a false event in order to “kill the patriarchy” is a strong contender.

NJZanDatsu · 2019-03-24T05:23:44+00:00

That is one giant lie.

ruifaf · 2019-03-23T19:51:59+00:00

Illusion? Imagination? I fear the people who believes in their own lies.

DarkNights292 · 2019-03-24T03:33:18+00:00

I don’t think anyone in their right mind would ask her out...

UnKnownSurviving · 2019-03-24T04:20:27+00:00

I don't believe her. I mean, look at her! She's not pretty and very over weight. No guy would ever hit that!

MaulKaiser · 2019-03-24T04:21:05+00:00

I'm imagining all that text in a thought bubble next to her because none of that shit happened outside of her head.

VoidbeyondTaken · 2019-03-24T04:23:57+00:00

Hun... You WISH that happened!

angryarmadillon · 2019-03-24T04:30:34+00:00

I assume this is part of a fiction story she is writing on one of her online blogs.

redveinlover · 2019-03-24T05:22:07+00:00

This is a r/2x karma goldmine. Even though most women probably know it's fake like we do, they will still support the notion and effort.

onemanalone · 2019-03-24T05:47:22+00:00

Shut up Meg

MrMannheim · 2019-03-24T06:53:03+00:00

(X) Doubt

mcklyde12 · 2019-03-24T08:42:15+00:00

HARD PASS

MarriedZombie · 2019-03-24T11:42:11+00:00

All that happened in her head while standing at the checkout.

thotlogic45 · 2019-03-24T12:14:12+00:00

Not even beer goggles could work on her , or a bag , or a curtain with a glory hole

realChebz · 2019-03-24T18:21:34+00:00

oh the cringe.... I think that dye leaked into her brain.

Invduck77 · 2019-03-25T03:14:05+00:00

🤮

syd-heich · 2019-03-24T11:57:33+00:00

Fabricated a story to fish for compliments

Title	I. Am. Speechless.
Author	old_gregg927
Upvotes	213
Comments	90
Date	March 23, 2019 6:51 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b4mpus/i_am_speechless/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/i-am-speechless.493950 https://theredarchive.com/post/493950

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BeliveAllWomen my ass