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[–]totallyreal26217111242 points243 points244 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Things that didn't happen.
[–]Saturn1981149 points150 points151 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Things that she wished happened
[–]User-31f64a4e47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Alex, I'll take 'Things that didn't happen' for 100."
To which Mr. Trebek replied with the answer "This psychological mechanism allows humans to defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others."
Seconds later, there was a loud "bing" as one of the contestants narrowly beat the others. All three had read Vox Day's excellent monograph, Social Justice Warriors Always Lie, so all three knew the answer.
"What is Projection."
"That's right" said Alex. "Like a sexless land whale clearly projecting her sexual desire onto an innocent man, a fine fellow who would not be caught dead poking such a smelly ham-beast. What do you think is the underlying cause of the me too movement?"
-==-
I'm kidding, of course. Alex Trebek is probably just as cucked as any other blue piller, and there is no frelling way the [establishment media | lugenpresse | yellow journalism | fake news | cathederal media | drive-by media ] would allow such a thing into their programming. Anti-man, anti-family, anti-white - those are the agenda, not truth.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean... he definitely wouldn't say that, but I don't think he's cucked.
[–]Bestoftherest22228 points29 points30 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I suspect the story has some truth to it, granted not to the extent she claims.
She probably saw a hot dude she wanted to fuck behind her and saw he was buying some brats. She then begins to concoct a story as to why she can't have him.
Rather than saying "I can't have that hot dude because I weigh 300 pounds." So she concocts the narrative that the dude "Wanted to destroy my pussy and he was to aggressive, so I had to shut it down! GRRRRRRL POWA!" This allows her to be both the victim and the "Decider" in her story, something every female wants to be.
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[–]Draodan4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can attest to this sausage's story. I watched his movie.
[–]old_gregg927[S] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I feel like that's obvious.
[–]totallyreal262171116 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And I feel like you need a Bailey's lol
[–]old_gregg927[S] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's not enough Bailey's on the planet to make my mangia tingle for that.
[–]totallyreal262171117 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if you get as close as you can without your eyes getting wet?
[–]wwstewart3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
User name checks out.
[–]RLskeleton6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My guess is that she was in line and this guy actually did just buy some sausages, and at most, said a friendly hello. Unfortunately for him he wasn’t a six foot alpha dude, so this bitch concocted a this story to justify being offended at the man for nothing.
[–]omen_tenebris4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Season 142455135511 Episode 145512
[–]MagiRaven1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought the same thing as soon as I seen it. This shit never happened. She is the type to get men arrested for lies she creates.
[–]civcinco82 points83 points84 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Bwahahahaha she wishes someone would ask for her number. Dude was probably asking if he could skip ahead cause he just had 2 things and she hammstered it into assault.
[–]old_gregg927[S] 36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't it just scream wishful thinking?
[–]Zane_dr19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It would take a brave man to ask it anything. Maybe someone accidentally made eye contact and ran away.
[–]Friendlyfire810242 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is this a picture of the man or the woman?
[–]FatKnob25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's a Meg!
[–]JoeCazone2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What!!!! I thought it was the picture of cow the sausage were made off with.
[–]Aashami28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Zikuhan28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man at the grocery store: "Excuse me, do you mind if I check out first? I'm running late and I dont have many items."
Woman: "So I had a man try to get my number..."
[–]DeplorableToast17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least she's got that rich imagination to keep her company.
[–]user_miki16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
what a liar.Who will take this whale for a spin.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn’t even take her for a walk. Imagine being seen with that...
[–]rkelly1110 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like fat chicks but I would not touch that one. I'm not that irresponsible with my sexual reproductive organs.
[–]carpbasher14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah right sweetheart
[–]cryptotim7072613 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who in their right mind would flirt with that ham-beast?
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have never seen a girl with SJW hair color have a man next to her side. It's usually another landwhale lesbo with SJW hair color.
That obnoxious hair dye is man deterrent.
[–]richbeezy10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
$5 says this guy was going “Hoggin” as a bet with friends. If she would have taken him up on the offer he would have won easily.
[–]RLskeleton2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing beats a good old dogfight. (Same concept as hoggin)
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No man ever tried to get your number in your life. You are "sexual market value signaling"; this is where you try to convince other women you are indeed attractive like them by passing on anecdotes about how some guy tried to pick you up.
I doubt if anyone would want to "destroy the pussy" of someone who has already destroyed her own face...
[–]mnight751 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is gaslighting twitter.
[–]bluffinpete7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only thing she was destroying was a box of donuts
[–]nhendren236 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's virtue signaling her victim card. Probably didnt happen and she's just looking for attention.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shut up Meg
[–]old_gregg927[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Classic.
[–]Wiganese_guy4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://i.imgur.com/yyH3eDq.jpg
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do people always cover the names of these?
[–]anonymaccount6665 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think this is a rule of this sub.
[–]User-31f64a4e4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat people stink, for the same reason giant insects are impossible, the square-cube law.
Volume goes up with the cube of dimension, area with the square. A fattie's metabolic heat goes up with the cube of size, but zir's surface area for heat dissipation goes up only with the square.
This means that zee has a problem maintaining a cool body temperature. Fat people sweat a lot. Bacteria love sweat, and bacteria generate by-products which stink. This is an evolutionary thing - the ability to be disgusted by (and thus avoid) bacteria has undoubtedly saved billions over the life of the planet. Putrid food - bad for health. Bacteria infected humans - bad for health. Bacterial clumps and biofilms out in nature - bad for health.
So, evolution has taught us to be repelled by the scent of these ham-beasts.
I'm just kidding, it's all cultural conditioning, in spite of the mass media shoveling rubbish like Shallow Hal at us for the last 70 years.
[–]LiveTheTruth3214 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this is true, then the fella must have been a simp or has a brain disorder.
[–]debanked4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What really happened.
She pushed in line Dude said 'hey take a number' She said 'reeeeeeeeeeeeee' He said 'pussy like yours has destroyed us'
But she heard what she wanted to hear
[–]HorrorMoviesYEET4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sweetheart you look like every elderly woman at my church who tries to be young by dying their hair
Lol
[–]MadMaxXD1234563 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That man sacrifice all his dignity.
[–]JayJayEcks4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I. Am. Speechless... that someone tried to fuck this... thing.
[–]AcrobaticAge4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then the sausages stood up and slowly clapped :')
Bitch, with that face/hair/blimp and those birth-control glasses, the dude at the store was either blind or too drunk to see.
[–]realChebz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or she's lying
[–]mgtau4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
X
[–]mongolian_usa4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe she can't tell the difference between a man or a bull dyke.
[–]realChebz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
has she ever looked in a mirror?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Press X to doubt
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll take "Never fucking happened" for 400$ Alex.
A purple haired fat feminist would only get these proposals in her own fucking mind.
[–]KaitouNala4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
#ThingsThatNeverHappenedForFiveHundered
[–]itsavinadhtiwari2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CastandRefused3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really hate how society is today and how so many people are retarded.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather die than touch this piece of filth.
[–]listeriosis692 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I call bullshit
[–]FutureSquall2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex.
[–]HumanzDisgustMe2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how it masterbates.
[–]mentalidade_logica2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you wish upon a sausage....
[–]KeepYouRight[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha! Good one.
[–]afrank762 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then- EVERYONE started to clap.
[–]RoboMandrake2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not. A. Chance.
[–]Machomuk892 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*doubt.
[–]V_M2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
disrespectful way to talk about a blind man
[–]NotLuceBree2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw the picture.
Read the first sentence.
Determined this is bullshit.
[–]TexasMilitia1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More than likely she didn’t notice his Apple AirPods and overheard his conversation with his hotness gf, and got pissy. Although her forming a false event in order to “kill the patriarchy” is a strong contender.
[–]NJZanDatsu1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is one giant lie.
[–]ruifaf0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Illusion? Imagination? I fear the people who believes in their own lies.
[–]DarkNights2920 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t think anyone in their right mind would ask her out...
[–]UnKnownSurviving0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't believe her. I mean, look at her! She's not pretty and very over weight. No guy would ever hit that!
[–]MaulKaiser0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm imagining all that text in a thought bubble next to her because none of that shit happened outside of her head.
[–]VoidbeyondTaken0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hun... You WISH that happened!
[–]angryarmadillon0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I assume this is part of a fiction story she is writing on one of her online blogs.
[–]redveinlover0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a r/2x karma goldmine. Even though most women probably know it's fake like we do, they will still support the notion and effort.
[–]onemanalone0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MrMannheim0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(X) Doubt
[–]mcklyde120 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HARD PASS
[–]MarriedZombie0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All that happened in her head while standing at the checkout.
[–]thotlogic450 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even beer goggles could work on her , or a bag , or a curtain with a glory hole
oh the cringe.... I think that dye leaked into her brain.
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