I'm a chick

Watermelon_Soldier · 2019-06-28T22:49:10+00:00

MGTOWs don’t believe in relationships.

Don’t fuck other dudes.

View him as your partner not your provider.

Don’t constantly give him “shit tests.” If you don’t know what that is google it. Classic example would be you flirting with his best friend in front of him just to see if/how he reacts.

It’s actually very simple and easy to keep a guy happy. Sadly, you are biologically programmed to choose the best provider you can find at that given time.

I wouldn’t put too much thought into this. Because you will 100% leave him for a guy that you perceive as a better provider anyways. Or once you get bored with him.

Caracaos · 2019-06-28T22:41:42+00:00

what's the proper speed a relationship should be going

0 mph

How can I make a guy actually happy or pleased in a relationship

Convince him that you love him and will always be faithful to him, and after he's invested himself into you suck his best friends dick and let him finish in your mouth. That way your guy can realize how much of a lie your relationship is and get started on finding happiness and fulfillment on his own terms.

Hope this helps!

crityouallday · 2019-06-28T22:42:37+00:00

If you are a girl. This is not the right place for inquiry about anything.

homeslice26no · 2019-06-28T22:41:56+00:00

I think the pace depends on the person, usually slower is better. To make a guy happy also depends on the person. Just treat him with the same respect you expect from him

MGTOWJayJay · 2019-06-28T22:43:15+00:00

Men are simple creatures. You keep his belly full and his balls drained, is that too much to ask?

You know the old saying “the only way to a mans heart is through his stomach.” Yet the average girl these days can’t even boil an egg and banging his brother instead. You take those two basics out of the equation and men are walking away in droves. Which is what’s happening with tinderellas and take out.

BATM4NN · 2019-06-28T22:44:26+00:00

1- whatever you two are comfortable with.

2- be empathetic, give him space.

Guys aren’t comfortable sharing their problems with others, so you will need to earn his trust by being empathetic.

Also sometimes a man just wants a 6 pack of beer and sit alone somewhere, nothing wrong with it, just give him a few hours by himself.

yooshio · 2019-06-28T22:51:25+00:00

Run along, fatty. Men are talking.

Jbij06 · 2019-06-28T22:49:51+00:00

Get the fuck out of our sub! This is unacceptable. Leave us be to ourselves. I know your a snake and no way will I help you ruin another man's life by becoming a chameleon following our advice. Fuck off WITCH!

iseehot · 2019-06-28T23:10:07+00:00

You are asking because you are in a particular situation with a particular guy and you want an easy answer.

There isn't one. There isn't a playbook, but there is a rule book.

The man you want is not the one the other girls want. The guy that is working hard to be good at what he does (entertainers of any sort do not count) and is more interested in honing his craft or getting that degree? That is the kind of guy you support and help. If he doesn't quickly recognize the partnership he is being offered, move on. Do not have sex with anybody. That will confuse things and drastically limit the possible men who would be good partners.

If you are lucky, you will be immediately attracted to him. If not, consider if he is honest. Not what women call honest, but the kind of truth-teller that means you will never doubt what he says. And what he doesn't say. Treat him the same and when you look back on life with him, you will realize how much he loves you.

GoMake_me_a_sandwich · 2019-06-29T00:26:29+00:00

An answer: You can actually keep him satisfied without sex, you have hands and a mouth. A better answer: Don't have a relationships until you are with the man you want to marry. And get married to your man while you are young. Give him your youth, and take care of your body so you are thin and attractive. You want the honest answer there is it. You are a woman and quality men want a woman who is young and weighs under 115 pounds and is not a slut. That is what you bring to the relationship and a quality man will not accept less.

jkarovskaya · 2019-06-28T23:20:57+00:00

Completely the wrong sub.

You want /r/relationships

CoinSwapTrader · 2019-06-28T23:45:53+00:00

Men just want a partner who is there to build something together and not someone who is only there to destroy and steal and drain.

Cfo77 · 2019-06-29T00:14:53+00:00

Wrong sub gtfo

theoracleofosiris · 2019-06-29T00:18:30+00:00

Women are not allowed here. Reported.

Demiacus · 2019-06-29T01:13:49+00:00

No.

Also to all posters look at the user:

u/SADLOSER05 redditor for 2 hours

But keep posting y'all. Sure it keeps his/hers lols up.

LkTahoeNV · 2019-06-28T22:44:32+00:00

You’re not trolling... you must always create accounts right before posting a question and include a statement that you’re not trolling.

mgtowguy3 · 2019-06-28T22:49:09+00:00

You sound young.

Tell him you love him. Tell him you'll always be faithful. Earn his trust.

Then cheat, lie, stab him in the back and steal all his shit.

Show him the true nature of women.

Best thing you can do for him.

MisterEdGein7 · 2019-06-28T23:05:07+00:00

Tits || GTFO

den-kun · 2019-06-28T23:24:05+00:00

Women should not be allowed to post here AT ALL. Mods where are you? Women posting here conflicts with the core MGTOW values and once a poster identifies as female they should be banned.

ZlayerXZ · 2019-06-28T23:34:48+00:00

The proper speed for a relationship is 0 (or not relationshit) and the things that truly please a man are beyond your comprehension. So Goodbye.

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T23:54:52+00:00

Leave you dumb cunt

suhmydudessssss · 2019-06-29T00:08:22+00:00

A propper speed in my eyes would be no sex until marriage for either party, but that's not very plausible anymore, is it?

BTW fuck marriage tho

SSweetSoulBrotha · 2019-06-29T00:08:41+00:00

Lol women really be acting like making a guy happy is rocket science. Fucking ignoramuses.

bamabeatsny · 2019-06-29T01:57:42+00:00

Speed? Really? Each relationship evolves at it's own speed. When it's right, there's no rush, neither of you should feel rushed. Ever.

How to make your man happy? Be what so few women are being today. Fill the role to which a woman is called: helper, supporter, lover, confidant. Realize that HE is the prize, NOT you. That's his role, not the woman's. It's not that you're not important, it's just that you're not more important. Be his, and his alone, always and ever. Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. Daily. I'm not kidding.

Here's the problem you face though, and I don't know you, so you have to decide to heed or not. You NEED to be able to pair bond with your man. It's already been scientifically (the study was posted on this sub, or just google it, or whatever) studied and proven that when a woman sleeps around with numerous men, she can NO LONGER pair bond with a mate, when and if she suddenly decides that's what she wants. And guess what? After a woman has sex with more than 3 or in some cases 4 men, she is almost 100% INCAPABLE of pair bonding. Forever. It's not something you can fix. Also - this only affects women, not men.

So, if that's you, do this guy a favor and DON'T stay and ruin his life.

You can't go sleep with dozens of men, sow your wild oats, ho around, whatever the hell they're calling it this week, and NOT have life altering consequences. Wine and cats. That's your future.

I truly hope that's not the case for you. And him.

Realize that men and women are not equal, not by a long shot. Women are happiest (again, proven in another study) when they are IN THEIR PROPER ROLE.

You came here, I believe, to humbly and honestly ask our thoughts, so I respond in kind - in all honesty. This is truth, not as I see it, but as it is.

Title	I'm a chick
Author	SADLOSER05
Upvotes	0
Comments	32
Date	June 28, 2019 10:38 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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