It doesn't count

Johns_Fiesta_Life · 2020-01-29T12:27:48+00:00

It doesn't count because of the lag

Rottinghere · 2020-01-29T12:29:55+00:00

Ah, the modern thot's list of convenient rationalized excuses.

Something_Chronical · 2020-01-29T13:08:47+00:00

It doesn't count because he rejected me before I could manipulate and reject him.

KneeDeepThought · 2020-01-29T15:04:54+00:00

It doesn't count because he wasn't my "boyfriend."

It doesn't count because I was drunk/high.

It doesn't count because I didn't enjoy it so much.

It doesn't count anytime I don't want it to.

x6x6x61982 · 2020-01-29T14:12:53+00:00

It doesn't count because mass-media told me so.

loldave87 · 2020-01-29T18:04:23+00:00

It doesn’t count because you were deployed

farmerfran10inch · 2020-01-29T15:47:57+00:00

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sebastian0801 · 2020-01-29T17:52:37+00:00

"It doesnt count because i m loyal and shit.

RedSkeller · 2020-01-29T17:57:47+00:00

When they see your bank account with all the zeros and suddenly it counts AND it’s the R word

itwasntme19 · 2020-01-29T18:45:25+00:00

"It doesn't count cause our relationship was in a bad place!"

morbidaar · 2020-01-29T16:37:08+00:00

And the list goes on.

argama87 · 2020-01-29T16:40:22+00:00

And that was only last week.

rejac218 · 2020-01-29T18:17:39+00:00

Always remember the first metric: whatever they tell you..there's a "4 dick curve" to use for a more accurate idea of the real number. And that number is most likely twice the one she admitted to.

2020-01-29T19:02:02+00:00

you ever read something that makes you want to curbstomp someone irl

American__Jedi · 2020-01-29T19:02:13+00:00

It doesn't count because it was only a blowjob

It doesn't count because it was anal

It doesn't count because I was drunk.

It doesn't count because I was on vacation.

It doesn't count because we were on a break.

It doesn't count because i thought you were cheating.

wizwocket · 2020-01-30T00:26:39+00:00

If you foolishly stick your dick in stupid or crazy, it counts.

Toasty_Nuggetz · 2020-01-29T17:18:43+00:00

But it does count if she regrets it later and decides to accuse him of rape. Or if she simply wants to blackmail him. Funny how those cases count, even if it never really happened.

DjembeDrummerGuy8972 · 2020-01-29T17:27:48+00:00

Why would I want to finish inside her?

LotBuilder · 2020-01-29T21:04:02+00:00

Women like to just count their long term boyfriends plus 2 or 3 so they seem believe able. The 20 other guys just never happened.

Rackbone · 2020-01-29T21:10:25+00:00

Respect the rule of three. But these days it seems like its the rule of five.

username2136 · 2020-01-30T01:17:04+00:00

I’m a dumbass. What is this referring to that apparently doesn’t count with these poor excuses?

CerebralAbrasion · 2020-01-30T13:44:33+00:00

I'm a virgin teehee.

It doesn't count

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Title	It doesn't count
Author	engiraba
Upvotes	388
Comments	35
Date	January 29, 2020 12:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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