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[–]lastlaugh10042 points43 points44 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It took her a lot of courage not to say must be 6 foot tall and make $100k
[–]hotromeoforyou21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Always appalled 😮 that they don’t fucking learn !!
[–]totorox 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they actually get worse and worse over time, not just physically but mentally as well
it's the tragedy of female nature
[–]Curious_Oogway2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ”good luck” really made me spill my coffee, as she is the prize here......
[–]Curious_Oogway0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her “few extra pounds” are just like 160£ extra.....
[–]DangZagnut56 points57 points58 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not getting any younger here
But you are getting older. Old. Dried up. Eggs like raisins. You know. Dried out. A husk.
Oh and you are a fatty, so another fatty is ok? How nice. And he should be passive and submissive. Like an ATM some would say.
Sure. Why not? What could go wrong.
[–]Infinitewisdom19844 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget you have to take her fatass to do outdoor activities and traveling!
[–]martynhare 45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This post is chock full of red flags.
"Please be open to the idea of having a relationship. Not seeking a sperm donor only."
Translation: If I change my mind later down the line then I want your money, not just your sperm.
"Please be educated, between the ages of 34-45"
Translation: I want a man who has a good job and plenty of money.
"Please be laid back and passive. No anger issues or overly dominant"
Translation: I want to be in charge, you better not get mad when I try to make you do things you don't want to do.
"a lover of outdoor activities and travel would be nice!"
Translation: I want a man who will pay for my holidays.
[–]massy52537 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You missed one
a few extra pounds is ok, as i do well but am working on it.
I'm fat.
[–]Ukhupa11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And not doing anything about it.
Also..
Open to those out of state but must be willing to relocate if we hit it off
If we start a relationship you must move to live with me and pay for the relocation out of your own pocket.
[–]massy5255 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man the layers of issues are deep on this one.
[–]AlsoColuphid[🍰] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also missed
Biracial from some tropical shithole
Which means she's a dysgenic mutt with no cultural heritage. And you can bet her kid will be Mutt squared.
[–]martynhare 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha true. Unless you've got a broken hip though it's not really a red flag for a woman to be fat.
[–]massy5254 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you've got a broken hip
I don't get it.
Also we both missed one. #fortlauderdale - I've been on spring break for 15 years. The doctors said my STD is incurable.
[–]Vaxel0016 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smells like desperation.
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[–]YouKnowTheVibes19[S] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea it's really a bunch of depressing blue pillers.
[–]fredanderssen11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Full translation:
[–]JamesFannin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favorite is #9
[–]totorox 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not seeking a sperm donor only: seeking a sperm donor AND resources.
nailed it
Also
I have none of the assets of a young girl and all the downsides of a 35 years old yet I demand a high commitment from a decently valuable man
[–]SATANICxBEAST6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aww, how thoughtful of her.
After riding the CC, and swallowing enough cum to cover the sahara, she wants a beta simp to man up and give a crotch bastard.
Then she'll leave him, and fuck him up with child support.
[–]CastandRefused5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Steer clear boys, this one's trouble.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In Fort Liquordale no less. Good luck, toots
[–]CJ_Slayer3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
There is nothing wrong with this in my view. Here's why:
She is overweight and willing to accept a man who is overweight. She is willing to accept a man up to 10 years older than herself. And the rest appears to me to be related to wanting similarities in personality... Obviously if you can't live without travelling you can't get in a serious relationship with a hermit for example.
This seems to be a very reasonable personal ad and she may well meet someone of similar attractiveness with a similar personality.
IF her demands are unreasonable they will never be met. Thus justice will always be served to individuals who expect too much without making the necessary effort to be worthy of it, and there needs to be no anger.
[–]santa_s_slave12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I think expecting a guy she hasn’t even met move is a bit entitled, but other than that, she can prefer submissive guys...sure it’s weird and kinda foreshadowing but sure
[–]CJ_Slayer1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I see no issue. I personally would feel very uncomfortable living anywhere other than England, and would therefore request the same if anyone from outside the country were hitting me up.
[–]santa_s_slave1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People have different opinions that’s fine mate
[–]christianknight8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The non - dominant and passive thing says she wants to be calling the shots.
[–]CJ_Slayer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ah it seems I missed that part. Saying he should not be overly dominant is okay here as it seems to mean someone who would not be a domestic abuser. But passive does seem to imply she herself wants to dominate the relationship.
Some men like that lol. I feel relationships should be equal in a perfect world. Maybe she'll find herself a nice lil' sub.
[–]christianknight2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Equal rarely works out in a relationship. Someone has to lead.
[–]totorox 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Saying he should not be overly dominant is okay here as it seems to mean someone who would not be a domestic abuser.
you're making a lot of shit up and all of it is feminist bullshit
you have a lot to learn here, i advise you to lurk
[–]CJ_Slayer1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check the context, it says not prone to violence or something right next to it which implies a link. The request for a submissive man is different and is in there also which I missed.
It's not honest to say otherwise IMO.
what makes it unreasonable is that she's looking for a sperm donor while pretending to be looking for a relationship
at this point it's not even beta bucks, it's total tool
[–]BaffyBob2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You will be spending lots of time and money with her seeing some of the most inner inner cities in the US as you visit her family.
[–]SmashingBlouses4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a trick. Send no reply!
[–]Thunder-Crash3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL I rather chop my nutts off then shoot any sperm in a pussy that is probably more polluted then fucking Detroit. Which i bet you she has; a pussy worse then Detroit.
[–]asspop12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
damn! went in that sub for a bit. feels bad man.
[–]bk68302 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and good luck
Shiiiit! No thanks.
[–]antifeminist32 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all about what she wants and nothing about what she offers.
[–]totorox 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good luck
[–]edgysecularist1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Top fucking kek
[–]madriverdog1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hard Pass.
[–]boogalooshrimp11031 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patrice O'Neal on O&A talks about the perfect age for women
[–]TETHTONE1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m fat. Please fuck me.”
[–]Next_Flow10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad part is she probably has 100 guys blowing up her inbox
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