It's funny because it's true.

nonchalantfool · 2018-08-10T16:13:06+00:00

They'll blame some man, i expect.

DarthSchadenfreude · 2018-08-10T16:34:02+00:00

You know, it is hysterical the amount of domestic violence that occurs in lesbian relationships.

bkrugby78 · 2018-08-10T19:16:16+00:00

Kind of related but not.

I play rugby in the USA. We have a women's team, which is usually mostly lesbians, though straight girls play too.

Often times straight girls will stop playing though and I will see them out (since usually they date guys on the men's team and they will say things like)

"The lesbians are all fucking each other. Or they select who they are hooking up with, not who is the best choice for game day. It's crazy dealing with it and I just get sick of their shit."

Mind you, these are straight girls, who are fit, athletic, skilled, should be out there on game day and give the team the best chance to win and yet, get railroaded because they won't be lesbians with the others and prefer to fuck dudes.

DrScott88 · 2018-08-10T17:34:10+00:00

lesbian couples are the most violent, unhappy and sexless ones

gee i wonder why

TripOverNothing · 2018-08-10T16:17:22+00:00

Really simple - they will get missing 50% from Big Daddy. Because their divorce will be mens fault obviously /s

NietzscheExplosion · 2018-08-10T17:42:36+00:00

Government provides extra half.

IchthysB · 2018-08-10T20:07:30+00:00

Same sex couples oft don't share their assets--they have separate property.

Shared assets is a relic of Roman Law, and then Christian Law, when marriage entailed a very deep network of rights/duties for both parties. It made sense in the days of old, when dad was the breadwinner and mom stayed at home and took care of children and the elderly. Separation could occur in case of adultery/grave injuries (no no-fault divorce laws at the time), and the legal and cultural systems enforced monogamy.

But since same sex couples are not oriented towards childbearing, and no sexual division of work exists within them, shared assets doesn't make any sense.

Of course, feminists have preserved the traditional benefits for women under Roman law, while removing the duties it required.

the-rooster · 2018-08-10T19:31:17+00:00

HAHA. The more women involved in a relationship, the greater the chance of that relationship failing.

Starvingfartist23 · 2018-08-10T18:32:36+00:00

They’re in competition with each other for bull dyke queen.

rdanders9466 · 2018-08-10T18:15:38+00:00

lolz

Zombocom1911 · 2018-08-10T21:12:09+00:00

No, between lesbians, they are utterly practical about money and savings, and expect nothing special , no special treatment or chivalry, BUT, with men, its endless cash and prizes for them, until you are completely destroyed.

phantommaster1999 · 2018-08-10T19:46:36+00:00

Only 3 quarters?!

cleats4u · 2018-08-10T20:50:22+00:00

The one that looks like Sean Penn will have to pay. It's a legal theory with lawyers and judges.

GemStarCN21 · 2018-08-10T21:11:09+00:00

The one with the biggest dildo.

hrm0894 · 2018-08-10T20:32:42+00:00

Sorry, what does it mean by getting "three quarters"?

Shadow_Of_ · 2018-08-10T23:29:43+00:00

I guess the more masculine lesbian that has a job will get fucked over

ThereAreThings · 2018-08-11T00:58:58+00:00

The first same-sex divorces in Canada involved LESBIANS!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_Canada#Same-sex_divorce_in_Canada

NiceIce · 2018-08-10T20:48:27+00:00

How many hamsters will it take to outrun that mind fuck?

2018-08-11T00:53:38+00:00

Awesome but in practice the poorer half gets the 3/4. It just so happens that women marry up and men marry down.

I've seen a couple of good looking blue collar guys get alimony when their higher earning wives divorced them. But they were ridiculously good looking men.

Iamthespiderbro · 2018-08-11T06:22:21+00:00

Nothing reinforces “men going their own way” like joking about two women getting a divorce.

greywolf1968 · 2018-08-11T14:15:37+00:00

It's similar with their club scene. Here's a question...….. in a lesbian bar , who do women mooch drinks off ?

InfiniteMedicine · 2018-08-17T21:08:02+00:00

I've actually seen this happen. The butch one has to pay up and the feminine one goes back to dicking it (if she wasn't cheating already). I hope my insight helps.

PEDE_CENTI · 2018-08-10T22:30:25+00:00

They'll likely die of starvation because they wont know where to go eat

werubim · 2018-08-11T00:32:42+00:00

I'm assuming the lawyers will advise them on how to get state benefits

Atton_Risk · 2018-08-11T03:11:59+00:00

DC TO AC LGBT

abruce123412 · 2018-08-11T04:00:12+00:00

this doesn't go here

ostensiblyavirgin · 2018-08-11T04:01:44+00:00

Its simple. They'll bride some spineless left politician into making a bill that men have to pay for their shitty lives.

cjandstuff · 2018-08-11T08:17:25+00:00

I should ask my sister.
Funny thing, they were married in another state, and for the longest time, couldn't get a divorce, because they moved to a state that didn't recognize their marriage.
For a while they were stuck in a legal limbo.

Title	It's funny because it's true.
Author	ProfStorm
Upvotes	1229
Comments	67
Date	August 10, 2018 4:02 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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