Jesus Christ the simping.

ncarolina66 · 2020-01-17T13:53:04+00:00

His future marriage is over before it even started.

DangZagnut · 2020-01-17T14:07:02+00:00

Notice the simp language.

It’s not, “this is Stacy” or, “have you met Karen?”

It’s “the wife”, like he’s gay and this is his beard for cover at a fancy dinner. We get it dude, you aren’t gay. Calm down.

The woman is a “thing” to him, not a person, but a “wife”. Like she’s some sort of object to him.

I know this sounds odd, since I pretty much see women as sex objects, but this fool has created a “wife” object. A wife has meaning in and of itself, and he can find some stupid girl to fit that framework in his mind.

What’s funny about the simp, is he’s going to be unhappy and she’s going to be miserable.

The second she displays an action different than his framework expectations, he’ll probably become violently abusive like a petulant child.

See, I see a sex object, but if she displayed anything interesting above that she could become something different in my eyes. She could build from that.

But a “wife” can only fall. She might upgrade to “mother” one day, but “wife”, the thing, is not going to be happy about this one. Even though it sounds all innocent it’s just as “evil” as me thinking a woman is a sexual object. Worst case, my lover fails to provide love so we break up. No big deal.

But firing your wife is a bit harder. This guy’s future is either a dead bedroom as his choice, or, violence. He’s clearly built this wife thing up in his head into something no woman could ever be.

She’s be better off as a sexual object.

DickMartin · 2020-01-17T14:27:28+00:00

“I didn’t kill my wife” !

Lifty_Pete · 2020-01-17T17:42:24+00:00

This guy won't be saying "I have to go home to my wife". You can tell by his post that he won't be allowed out of the house without her.

maximusnaya · 2020-01-17T15:53:24+00:00

This is my master, sorry ... my wife.

RoboMandrake · 2020-01-17T22:22:17+00:00

Silicone wife would be ok for this sort of thing, I suppose.

gtowerthrowaway · 2020-01-17T14:54:14+00:00

Pretty sure this is poking fun.

veasel79 · 2020-01-17T14:54:41+00:00

Ooof this poor poor bastard is in for a epic surprise ...

silly_birb · 2020-01-17T16:43:47+00:00

He can't wait to put tampons in his ass to show his empathy when she's menstruating

the_ultimate_salvaje · 2020-01-17T17:17:20+00:00

No women has ever says this about their husband

stent00 · 2020-01-17T17:21:02+00:00

found the blue pilled mangina...

millionmilecummins · 2020-01-17T17:22:26+00:00

“I adore her”? Never in all my years, and even when I was blue pilled have I ever said something so bitch. Just as much a bitch as she is. My wife? I’m done.

Lorelei_Valfreyja · 2020-01-17T18:44:07+00:00

My nephew posts this cringey stuff all the time.

UrOffensive-Mog · 2020-01-17T19:30:47+00:00

This is a step by step guide on How to Get Your Wife to Starfish every night

NoThirst · 2020-01-17T19:57:23+00:00

...what this poor sap doesnt realize is women are laughing at this.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-01-17T20:32:36+00:00

Ugh, I couldn't wait to say "No I am not married anymore".

When someone asks me now if I am married I say "No, I'm happy now".

MadLad2019 · 2020-01-17T21:35:19+00:00

100% a single guy who will be single until his 30's and finds a single mom so he can raise her kids.

GerinX · 2020-01-17T22:08:57+00:00

Because women can gain confidence boosts from simps, they’ll continue to upload photos of themselves here on reddit and even monetise it with onlyfans.

Just why? Eager words from simps who are essentially strangers, and these women need it, pursue it, desire it. What a shame this is the way things are.

As for the guy in this tweet, some things are better left unsaid. Probably should learn he doesn’t need to be so transparent

WrongTime01 · 2020-01-18T02:28:42+00:00

You can do all that with a dog except the dog will actually love you back

loner589 · 2020-01-18T11:26:25+00:00

Shes already cheating on his simp ass.

Redpill777 · 2020-01-18T19:03:49+00:00

men are SIMPIN at an all-time high bro

omgmfbp · 2020-01-24T07:50:58+00:00

this post was made by a lesbian y'all

nnfl · 2020-01-17T16:32:02+00:00

This might just be a stolen John Mulaney joke.

BernardoDeGalvez · 2020-01-17T18:11:01+00:00

What a simp!! Haha

Mikeytikey123 · 2020-01-17T18:53:51+00:00

Better idea: be a man and handle your situation like a man. Because you are, in fact, a man.

2020-01-17T19:00:31+00:00

News flash, your wife is fucking the next door neighbor. wait what???????

ntaugu · 2020-01-17T21:32:57+00:00

It will end in premium tears...

sebastian0801 · 2020-01-18T01:39:48+00:00

He have to search for his balls first.

anubhav23 · 2020-01-18T05:55:24+00:00

I will do all of this. Without a wife.

I would literally excuse myself to go see my wife. Who would know I don't have one. ..

I'm also making a story where I will tell people that I got married for like a year and then got divorced.

Silver4R4449 · 2020-01-18T22:18:32+00:00

I'm gonna be like, "Hey come meet my wives"

Proceed to introduce them to 4 robo hotties

Title	Jesus Christ the simping.
Author	AlchemistEmerges
Upvotes	140
Comments	37
Date	January 17, 2020 1:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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