Kinda funny

ParalyticPoison · 2019-09-18T07:22:29+00:00

Gotta keep that Vag tight after having 1000 miles of cock ran through it causing it to become loose and cavernous, don't forget diseased.

shandsup · 2019-09-18T08:15:32+00:00

How to tighten vegeta fast

ZlayerXZ · 2019-09-18T07:24:42+00:00

How to tighten a black hole 😂

oirectine00 · 2019-09-18T11:35:19+00:00

Great priorities these fellow humans have.

How to tighten a leaky sink? Nope.

How to tighten my 401K? Heh.

How to tighten a screw? Whops, no.

How to tighten the bond with my partner? Lmao

How to tighten my vag fast? Ding ding ding!

atdForge · 2019-09-18T11:29:55+00:00

I think the scientific and engineering community must address a standard and precise way to measure the looseness of a vagina before recommending rectifications. A unit of measure is necessary. This would be helpful in appraisal of assets and trading.

gatenjwa · 2019-09-18T09:50:04+00:00

Salt ?!

Nerdialismo · 2019-09-18T12:30:08+00:00

I had a friend who started to date a said virgin who swore didn't even dated men before him.The night they decided to have sex, and he went down on her, he said he almost puked, her vagina tasted like something chemical, he was aware of the existence of products to tight the vagina so he asked her and she confessed.
He said he didn't care if she was virgin or not, but the blatant lie and the deceit was wrong enough, so they split up.

[deleted] · 2019-09-18T12:40:34+00:00

Attack on Tighten: Inner Walls

cncdanb · 2019-09-18T09:51:44+00:00

Maybe don’t bore it out with miles of cock and you won’t have to worry about tightening it later.

Joroda · 2019-09-18T13:19:44+00:00

How to tighten the bolts on the fuckin time machine

InconspicuousChairs · 2019-09-18T12:35:12+00:00

Very funny, since search suggestions are usually based on your own browsing history... Hmm..

Tightening tips

[deleted] · 2019-09-18T13:20:23+00:00

How to tighten your vag by staying true to one man and not be a cheating whore... Wait wait..no help me... Its the femipussylgbt police help!

Mi91iwjw · 2019-09-18T14:55:51+00:00

Should try bengay

gobbajobba · 2019-09-18T10:27:12+00:00

But the vagina doesn’t get stretched out. I know because feminists say so.

ruleofmen · 2019-09-18T14:29:23+00:00

This post triggered the cunts of /r/badwomensanatomy.

Daniel____1 · 2019-09-18T09:56:02+00:00

Nice keyboard dude!

[deleted] · 2019-09-18T13:44:53+00:00

Every day we stray further from god

Lunatcharsky · 2019-09-18T13:51:05+00:00

Try remoulade, that always goes well with roastbeef.

TheCuckTriggerer · 2019-09-18T16:27:38+00:00

Like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon

morbidaar · 2019-09-18T17:27:21+00:00

Mike Epps stand was hilarious. Cringe worthy, but funny as hell. Vinegar... “snap that pussy back” finger snap

fat_lesbians_lul · 2019-09-18T18:00:16+00:00

i like the lemon juice and salt ones lmao

go ahead and try

Mara_The_Spaghetti · 2019-09-20T23:30:26+00:00

That's not how it works...

likethe-jar · 2019-09-25T20:49:26+00:00

You know that autocomplete suggestions are based on your search history, right?

Title	Kinda funny
Author	TheFlash2021
Upvotes	165
Comments	52
Date	September 18, 2019 7:18 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/d5u6d5/kinda_funny/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/kinda-funny.400545 https://theredarchive.com/post/400545

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