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[–]DankJaeger 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Anyone that chooses right is obviously trying to make the woman feel better about being built like a blastoise
[–]Luminaffy11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where does the water come from when she uses Hydropump?
[–]Sol_Install6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her swap ass
[–]SCROTAL-SACK2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give the retarded kid a medal. Makes them feel like they're normal peoples.
[–]siriusisness0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ha! blastoise! thats very accurate
[–]myusername1123513 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am not interested in unstable drug addicts or land whales.
[–]Jeffb9571 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If forced to choose though, I'd take a stable, sane, land whale over an unstable, drug addicted hottie.
I can cook healthy meals, and try to interest the land whale in physical activities. The druggie is hopeless.
[–]greenleefs1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Having dealt with landwhales, I can assure you, they have drawers filled with junk food. Entire drawers of them. If they have a job, they'll have drawers there too. Also, their feet always hurt so they can't do any exercise.
If they have a car, whatever is in the car can feed a small African nation for several weeks.
[–]Radiz187 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like turtles
[–]SuspectedLumber2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I use the internet to learn about turtles. There are many facts one can read about turtles on the internet, many facts are available about their shells, behavior as well as the recipes that benefit from them.
[–]WanderlustYouth0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good Bot
[–]crshdurmomlstngt2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love lamp
[–]praiser11 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like you
[–]rtahkwa6 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Psych! They're actually the same woman a few years apart.
[–]muhroad_warrior2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The one on the left was her time's Miley Cyrus. Just another famous thot
[–]DarwinianKEKistani2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Middle
[–]Usuqamadiq1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Just because someone gives you 2 choices doesn't mean you can't take a third choice and just walk away. That third choice when given 2 is the epitome of MGTOW.
[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy12 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marilyn Monroe smelled like shit. She was disgusting.
[–]LabTech412 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
D) None of the above.
[–]Yashugan001 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is the one on the right wearing a diaper?
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Neither.
[–]nawtsurprised2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]mount_of_jack_squat0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd go right pass by them that beach looks like it needs some CANNOOON BAAAALL
[–]SCROTAL-SACK0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmfao, straight body-dysmorphia is what these fat fucks have these days. Mind you, Marilyn could've done with some squats imo
She wasn't the "ideal", and the fact that women keep trying to force their own ideals down men's throats is offensive. But nobody gives a shit.. Fat fucking worthless bitches aren't interested in curvy guys.. and everyone is TOTALLY OK with that lol.
[–]StarlightWrath0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that Jennifer Lawrence on the right?
[–]ChadThundercock70 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ROFL!!!!!!!! blastoise????? LOL!!!!!!!!
someone please hand a cold one to this man! sir you are a hero!
[–]thepaip0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or
[–]tw-1234a0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Left left. Right ain't right.
[–]DarthCallidous0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Neither. MGTOW.
[–]CompletelyIncorrect00 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that Amy Schumer?
[–]hollybegin0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So the choice is between a fucked up slut who killed herself and a crossbreed between an hippopotamus and a whale? Talk about Charybdis or Scylla, plague or cholera...
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
1700 likes............ 17......00............................................................................................................. Fuck social media.
[–]praiser10 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The worst thing is that its on a fitness account
[–]urban_fuckery1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Left looks like it's got better sand. But hey I'd go for either.
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[–]Radiz187 points8 points9 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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