LMAO

astuteglute · 2020-01-13T10:44:21+00:00

Mom, "Use protection AND FLUSH IT"

Me, "love you too"

ban9na6r · 2020-01-13T10:47:58+00:00

And what do moms do? Tell you what's right and wrong and how you should live. I'm 17 and I will be grown soon. I already despise my mom now. Why would i and any straight man want a woman who tells you what to do?

trapperzz · 2020-01-13T11:45:32+00:00

Because AWALT

freedomplsnty · 2020-01-13T13:56:30+00:00

Because she only wants the best FROM you. Fixed.

rocko20002 · 2020-01-13T12:51:31+00:00

But i thought girls didn't want to be surrogate moms for manchildren.

WrongTime01 · 2020-01-13T14:54:31+00:00

I frigging hate my mom so this isn’t exactly reassuring me to marry

Another_Human_Bot · 2020-01-13T15:47:41+00:00

"Because she only want the best for her, a simp who is going to pay everything for her"

Fixed it

when_its_too_late · 2020-01-13T13:46:46+00:00

Swear I love my mom but she does more things to annoy me than to bring me peace. I'm just here cause she as an amazing cook while I pay my parents cheap rent to save.

thatMGTOWguy · 2020-01-13T16:26:20+00:00

Willing to bet ₹200 this was posted by an Indian. Prove me right, OP

typhoonthunder · 2020-01-13T17:39:51+00:00

son-zoned. Even worse than friendzoned.

SamsAdvice · 2020-01-13T21:46:48+00:00

My mom always told me from childhood to adulthood things like "If you love me you will eat my food."

Eventually one day I said "You are going to have to accept I can both love and not eat your food."

jamocadyn · 2020-01-13T22:04:47+00:00

Mom: Don't get involved with women...(the whole time I was growing up)

Sir_manalot · 2020-01-13T14:58:57+00:00

Wait?

Isn’t it women who complain that they do not want to be there bf or hubby’s mom?

Now they want the benefits of being a mom like figure to the man without the costs.

Lugidori · 2020-01-13T16:57:47+00:00

As good ol admiral ackbar would say, "it's a trap!"

May he rest in peace

MrCarepig · 2020-01-13T17:39:20+00:00

Gross

trashretardcunt · 2020-01-13T17:55:58+00:00

I actually laughed out loud at this shit that was funny

SontheHedge2 · 2020-01-13T19:03:17+00:00

Then why would she want to be with me

edgysecularist · 2020-01-13T23:10:53+00:00

Sweet home Alabama

StingRayFins · 2020-01-14T00:53:07+00:00

Ok... then you cannot leave the house and you must call me "daddy"

Title	LMAO
Author	Gunttherr
Upvotes	89
Comments	28
Date	January 13, 2020 10:39 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/eo2h9p/lmao/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/lmao.642889 https://theredarchive.com/post/642889

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