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[–]Cursedwithknowing132 points133 points134 points 5 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
The truth that simps don't want to have.
[–]Pineapple_Peridot19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
It hurts just to think about it... not gonna lie. I don't know who she is though.
[–]tenghu27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Her name is pokimane and she’s irrelevant. Just found out about her this year. She has a nice ass though no lie
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[–]monda13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks ok, if she was 35. Women are destroying their faces and hair with all the shit they slather on themselves everyday. The irony of it all, is just too dam funny.
[–]tenghu6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have and it ain’t right bruv
[–]Z0mbs9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The thing is: it's all the leggings. Nowadays leggings are so tight and "push up" that they can trasform a mediocre o even fat ass in something that APPEARS tone and sculpted and super high. It's all a fraud.
[–]tenghu5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re absolutely right. Yesterday I went to Victoria Secret with a plate. Every worker there was wearing leggings. Slim girls that normally would not have an ass all of a sudden, magically had one. I was slightly impressed
[–]MysteriousPlantain2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bruh you call that nice ass?? Lmao
[–]tenghu0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks nice to me. In the leggings that is
[–]MayorPufnstuf17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She’s called Pokimane. Just a Twitch Thot, nothing special. Look up her picture without makeup and then you’ll see how overrated she is.
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[–]MayorPufnstuf6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Some women look better without make up for sure. I, personally, believe that she is not one of them. She looks pretty rough without it
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That eyeliner is her MVP
[–]mgtowmale3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why does it hurt? Serious question
[–]originalSpacePirate11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Because men should have better male rolemodels that teach them to be better than a simp.
[–]mgtowmale1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with that.
There's a lot of things that should be, but aren't. I personally don't think it's wise to emotionally invest in ones that are outside of your control.
[–]Pineapple_Peridot-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I lost my dad when I was 11 yo. I was already introvert but that made me into a Hard shut in person. I have only 2 best friends. Both are busy, married and with kids. So the only "friends" I have are Vtubers. I don't pay them but I've grown attached to them, even though I know it's just their work and I'm just another viewer...
[–]DorkWadEater691 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fellas, no need to downvote this guy.
The only thing I can suggest is find a hobby like martial arts or hiking or something. If you immerse yourself in it, you might find some people that have similar interests.
[–]Pineapple_Peridot0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks... It's ok, I just shared what was on my mind since they asked. But yeah, I need to do more activities that involves other people. Should be healthier than whatever I'm doing now...
[–]TugaCOD71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Being a SIMP, is the Pinnacle of man lack of self respect and cowardice.
My wise father often given me this advice.
"Do not ever spend a cent with a woman that has not already made you cum"
[–]8PotPrimo37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to ammend your father's quote, because that could be taken the wrong way by simps.
" " + "in her mouth."
[–]philosophic_insight2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your father is a wise one. Thank you for the quote.
[–]TugaCOD2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks, he really is, another one that he says very often
"Marriage is like a car loan, if you stop to think about what you are doing you won't do it"
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[–]Jamez440125 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lots of women are pretty with makeup, I'll give her that. Her no-makeup pics are less than unflattering though...
[–]External-Can-783916 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’ve also never heard a clever thing come from her mouth. She’s a bottomless vessel of elementary level feelings.
[–]vinigrae0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gotta say I have nothing against her...compared to the amounts of whamen out there she seems quite decent, no acts of thottery and so on, decent enough to limit the donations the simps were giving her, never thought I’ll see that in my time...she probably still has the standard emotional brain tho
[–]BruhKinetic5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
compared to the amounts of whamen out there she seems quite decent
Not a good dataset for comparison my dude.
no acts of thottery and so on
I disagree but I won't dig up more examples. The one I have off the top of my head is lying about having a boyfriend, and covering it up at least until Keemstar (lmao) blew the lid off for good. Also she went constantly unpunished for some crazy shit on twitch while other (male) streamers got banned for a month or life no-reasons-given.
decent enough to limit the donations the simps were giving her
After she was already worth 8 figures...
She's also buddy buddy with Alexandria "all whites are wacist" O.C. and Hasan "America deserved 911" Piker to say a few.
So all in all "decent" is a word I'd never describe her with. Everything "decent" she does is never without strings attached or a personal gain.
[–]ozarkbutter22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I always found it incredible how random men will spend vast amounts of money on this woman. I mean, I know there are plenty of Simps, but I've watched short vids of Pokimane before and she isn't even pleasant to listen to. She also sucks at video games. Seriously, I don't get it. Are all these donators just turning off the sound and watching her tits jiggle? It's a mystery to me.
[–]LemonZeppelin278 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They all think that they'll get a date one day.
[–]originalSpacePirate6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely this. They think spending the money creates some sort of relationship with her. If they're lucky she'll mention their username. Its the closest thing they'll ever get to female attention. This is why record numbers of young girls are starting OnlyFans accounts. Why educate yourself for a career when you can post your ass and get thousands from simps every week.
[–]Airhead53320 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They don't teach this generation the difference between you're and your?
Wash it all away lol
[–]GYOWAndy8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There, their, and they're are too common, as well. Unfortunately I've become too accustomed to the illiteracy problem to notice it much anyhow. This is all stuff we've learned when we were 8 years old, which is the age group I'm assuming most of the internet is at.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or English isn't their first language? Cut them some slack man, although I do agree with you.
[–]mr_c9718 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🎯
[–]azexdctvybhnkmll10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don’t get why people simp over her, she is like a 3/10.
Don’t get me wrong she is good for a pump and dump but that’s it.
[–]LemonZeppelin275 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5 at best. Nice set of tits and an average face but I wouldn't throw money at her.
[–]blozds6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is so special about pokimane anyways, her contents sucks, and her booty too.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She’s not even that hot
[–]i_accidently_reddit0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Which is why there's a m in simp.
[–]bvncgfhjtyru56785 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even in my blue pill days I couldn't ever fathom spending anything on a woman prior to having sex with her.
Simping really is some kind of mental disability. These guys need help.
[–]BoredMaxing824 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men do the same to any woman working with the public. She can be a cashier and men will swoon over her ,flirt and give money.
[–]jhooperp2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t want to fill her holes or her pocket. Her holes gets old and used and her pockets demands more and more.
Her value goes down faster than a brand new car that you just drove off the lot and went home with
[–]Darth_Zounds2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who the fuck is this???
[–]LemonZeppelin271 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I could never justify paying for Only Fans.
[–]Railroadurr1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Want to up vote, but the proliferation of shitty grammar prevents me from doing so.
[–]Chimimouryou151 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favourite is the f@ggots with stripper girlfriends who go on about how they get to take them home. Congrats, you're paying full price for someone I can pay 5 dollars to see the tits of. Hope you feel good
[–]lventox1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a woman is relatively high social market value, they will have a significant amount of orbiters. My ex fiancé told me prior to her and I hooking up she’d have 5-10 at a time. She’d show me the logs too. Please do not orbit a woman; it’s not worth your time.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone needs to, before they get us all killed.
[–]Mr_RobotDick0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol she isn't even that hot, I don't understand the simps that donate to her.
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