Lol.

mgtau · 2017-07-04T14:56:32+00:00

So let me get this straight: He's a professional soccer player, who are some of the most fit people on Earth. He makes 70k/week, which I'm assuming is in pounds or Euro, which at a minimum is about $4.1M/year. And the BEST he can do is what looks like an overweight woman either his age or older?

Wow.

mt_papa_wolf · 2017-07-04T14:43:15+00:00

33% of players end up divorced after 1 year of retirement.

yellow_black · 2017-07-04T13:47:17+00:00

Exactly. Let him try a little fake act where his manager rushes into their suite, crying, "The test results for your knee came back. There's no hope!! They not only cancelled your contract, they're spreading the word and you'll never get hired again. I'm sorry, Harry. You're finished....<Pause for 10 seconds>. Do you want to come work for me in the office? I'm sorry, man".

Then we'll see if it lasts even a week after that.

Gold diggers, all of them.

toolazytoregisterlol · 2017-07-04T15:45:41+00:00

I would never bow down to someone like that. Its degrading, submissive, and establishes that they are better than you.

Magistario · 2017-07-04T14:07:56+00:00

It takes armies, deadly weapons, despair and torture to bring a proud man to his knees and even then he might rather die then bend the knee.

He will however willingly do so as soon as a pussy presents herself. Good Job "proud" man! good job indeed!

Worunn · 2017-07-04T14:40:20+00:00

Jesus she is fat.

Yuuzhan83 · 2017-07-04T15:28:18+00:00

Fuck, ill marry him for that amount of money. Wont even turn down sex 99% of the time like she would lmao.

Juxtapointer · 2017-07-04T14:52:54+00:00

He is now on 2k a year

J_Dilla_ · 2017-07-04T17:27:19+00:00

She just had his kid at the start of the year too. Dude's only 23 and he's getting hitched already to his high school sweet heart with a baby to boot. What a waste. Dude could be smashing all kinds of hot ass with no strings, even if he is ugly as shit and balding hard.

hollybegin · 2017-07-04T14:31:55+00:00

Of course she's all happy, i'll would be too after hitting such a potential jackpot...

realChebz · 2017-07-04T15:50:30+00:00

The cow goes "mooo"

champagne-n-pompano · 2017-07-04T17:08:44+00:00

Fucking emoji's?? Come on dude, grow a sack. And what's the deal with this stupid fucking hands to mouth pose, quivering and crying bullshit 100% of these dish rags pull out when some dope drops to his knees for them? Oh I know, it's the realization that she not only has a personal slave for life and access to all of his cash and assets, free for the taking. Or maybe the wicked levels of laziness and aimless frolicking with endless supplies of money that lies ahead in her future. And let's not forget about the next three-five years of raw attention she'll get for being a bride and mommy, all the blog posts, snap chats, my god, it's like a tsunami of goodies for this bitch, hence the tears.

J_Dilla_ · 2017-07-04T18:18:05+00:00

Here's her one month after giving birth: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/28/11/3DCC3BB300000578-0-image-a-46_1488281187606.jpg

My eyes, da goggles doo nahting!

Jcart105 · 2017-07-04T15:50:50+00:00

I thought Chads were smarter than this?? That bitch is fat.

ToFapNoMorelsTheGoal · 2017-07-04T17:58:50+00:00

More importantly, what's up with these professional athletes and ex-military marrying whales? Like, what in the fuck is their thought process? They're in top physical condition but see no problem with marrying a woman who doesn't even have enough self-discipline to control her eating habits. Why?

mikek44224 · 2017-07-04T19:06:10+00:00

If women see that this chick is what a professional soccer player thinks is the best he can do, there really is no hope for any of us.

us3rname14 · 2017-07-04T18:48:34+00:00

He's probably paid double that as well. It's a win-win situation for her, married to a multi-millionaire, or divorced and a millionaire herself.

BigBobo2017 · 2017-07-05T00:19:05+00:00

Wow

http://imgur.com/a/vKjtu

FritzLn · 2017-07-04T18:03:34+00:00

got him a slave master!!

FalloutFan2 · 2017-07-05T06:03:27+00:00

Jesus that's the best he could do with millions a year?

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redrummilf · 2017-07-04T19:41:55+00:00

She's covering her face thinking: "Oh my god this guy is an idiot."

letsbecomegreat · 2017-07-04T20:24:34+00:00

Her?

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RedPillMGTOW · 2017-07-05T10:54:15+00:00

RIP Hairy Pain

NYLON_G · 2017-07-05T14:14:01+00:00

I spy with my little eye....A SIMP

WidmerBeer · 2017-07-05T14:27:46+00:00

See ladies, even you could land a millionaire professional soccer player. Don't ever settle! Double down on your standards and you'll attract the man you're entitled to. Your dream guy awaits!

Title	Lol.
Author	lastloserstanding
Upvotes	340
Comments	106
Date	July 4, 2017 1:05 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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