Looking for a goth simp I guess

rockorbe2002 · 2018-07-28T02:28:32+00:00

I'm good. Don't want to get my cock snared in her clit ring.

blaizken_420 · 2018-07-28T02:32:37+00:00

They know their cover is blown. They're outright admitting they only view men as servant tools at this point.

guitarguy1749 · 2018-07-28T02:41:01+00:00

what a fucking joke. how could any man be idiot enough to fall for this shit? and what the hell is with that eye makeup??

CastandRefused · 2018-07-28T03:03:52+00:00

Literally every one of these cunts has this attitude of "if you're not gonna do this or that then get the fuck out!" This is no way to talk to someone you haven't even met yet ladies.

BravePea · 2018-07-28T03:51:28+00:00

Wait... Is Tinder the new way to adopt kids?

ConstantChinner · 2018-07-28T02:33:28+00:00

Liberal Arts Student

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-07-28T04:39:32+00:00

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megacondenser · 2018-07-28T04:00:04+00:00

What kills me is that there’ll be a gaggle of hopeful simps lined up to do just that.

Misinformed_Lobster · 2018-07-28T03:12:43+00:00

Is this the modern day makeup now? Wtfff

DemonGroover · 2018-07-28T04:38:22+00:00

Take her to the zoo and tell them you are returning the escaped panda. Plenty of free food and drink for her there.

Matthew4SC · 2018-07-28T03:28:59+00:00

I think she’s an Arab. Their women tend to put out less than all other ethnicities, and a lot of them dress gothic because it is in keeping with their cultural practice of dressing conservatively (show minimal skin).

The last chick I was sorta talking to was an Arab, whose social media accounts are completely devoid of a single picture of her wearing shorts, let alone a bikini. She’s a stoner, heavy drinker, and party animal, but I guess showing a little skin is haram.

kikkamokkeli · 2018-07-28T04:39:37+00:00

Take her out to a fancy restaurant, and while waiting for the dessert pretend going outside for a smoke or smth. Leave.

ovrload · 2018-07-28T04:30:45+00:00

they want chad to fuck them, while beta billy to provide for them...

lulz3r · 2018-07-28T04:49:29+00:00

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me? Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that, don't touch there.. Don't be nasty says the silly bear! He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.. Sexual Harassment Panda!

anongogogo · 2018-07-28T03:56:52+00:00

Nice cow face beggar.

MaestroLogical · 2018-07-28T05:18:55+00:00

I actually kinda like the heart eyes, makes her look like the clown she is.

Magnar96 · 2018-07-28T05:45:17+00:00

That looks like a transvestite.

chosewaylesstraveled · 2018-07-28T06:10:15+00:00

No, cupcake. It's time to grow up and become an adult. Take care of yourself.

QuadraticLove · 2018-07-28T07:35:02+00:00

"I want a servant to provide for me, and I want to give nothing in return other than my presence." The sad thing is there are tons of retards that would gladly accept that deal.

Ipride362 · 2018-07-28T08:13:52+00:00

Looks like the animal rummaging in my trash can

LJHova · 2018-07-28T09:43:50+00:00

What bothers me about this is so many simps will still respond to the message with the secret hope that if they do the things she wants she will fuck them. She's made it very clear that men are utilities to her, but blue pill men always think that if they just do the things that women want it will get their pussies wet. If all men, including the blue pills, stopped responding to women like this then we wouldn't have to deal with them as much. Blue pillars are as much a problem as the women they enable.

kayfab · 2018-07-28T05:22:41+00:00

How can someone pass up this hot piece of chick mouhahahaha, love the hearts on the eyes.......

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-07-28T06:22:20+00:00

Why would we want to take care of some random woman who isn't taking care of us?

smfuel87 · 2018-07-28T07:09:22+00:00

You marry her, she'll immediately morph into Mimi Bobeck.

Inferno-_ · 2018-07-28T10:14:15+00:00

Goth + Simp = Gimp

st-johnson · 2018-07-28T07:29:58+00:00

Looks like someone already gave her two black eyes

MassacreJr · 2018-07-28T08:15:15+00:00

At least she was honest about herself. Any man that still takes their chance is a fool. Unfortunately, it's going to happen anyway.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-07-28T09:01:16+00:00

So if she's not going to fuck anyone, then what could a guy possibly hope to gain by spending money on her? Her personality certainly isn't winning anyone over, so I don't think she'd be at all interesting to talk to. She's not even pretending to look for a friendship of any kind.

What is she bringing to the table? And more importantly, why are there goddamn cucks that fall for this garbage? What self-respecting man could possibly look at this and think that she's worth it?

She's got nothing, less than nothing even, to offer in return. She is the textbook definition of a parasite.

rromero26 · 2018-07-28T09:03:48+00:00

Are these for real?

Don_Floppino · 2018-07-28T09:15:45+00:00

Someone really needs to teach those women some manners, because their single mothers obviously failed to do that.

gromdoom34 · 2018-07-28T09:19:05+00:00

But she has eye color in a form of hearts!

Propbely self-made war paint...

MarriedZombie · 2018-07-28T10:15:16+00:00

So she needs a father

Marque01 · 2018-07-28T10:21:23+00:00

They really have to add a facebook style "LAUGH' button for some of these

Adiaphoron · 2018-07-28T10:24:50+00:00

Who doesn’t love to buy food and drinks for ugly psycho bitches in exchange for nothing?

HairyBaIIs007 · 2018-07-28T10:56:17+00:00

Recommend to a friend? I wouldn't even recommend her to a dog

rromero26 · 2018-07-28T12:33:47+00:00

She has painted her eyeballs as assholes.

2018-07-28T12:35:56+00:00

She must have missed the part where every guy saying he wanted "big tiddy goth gf" was just a meme.

XavierMalory · 2018-07-28T12:58:49+00:00

Wow. They're not even trying to hide what they're really after anymore....

The dating scene really HAS hit rock bottom.

SomethinLikDis · 2018-07-28T13:07:49+00:00

I'm amazed it's not against their terms of service

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-07-28T14:47:27+00:00

Lol. Why should anyone reply to that? Maybe for having fun.

Title	Looking for a goth simp I guess
Author	rromero26
Upvotes	200
Comments	96
Date	July 28, 2018 2:25 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/92iol9/looking_for_a_goth_simp_i_guess/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/looking-for-a-goth-simp-i-guess.518434 https://theredarchive.com/post/518434

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