Men waking up, finally

HashClassic · 2020-01-11T15:41:29+00:00

I've said it before: Women are only happy when they have a reason to bitch. Hence they're called bitches. It's their nature.

DangZagnut · 2020-01-11T15:29:59+00:00

Too true. In my tiny sample size of women I've dated, they seem drawn to unhappiness and drama 24/7.

They're happy like, if you give them a cookie, then they cry until you put them down in the crib for a 15 minute nap. They're happy for the 5 minutes they have the cookie.

Oh well. I'm happy. Fuck 'em.

paleotow · 2020-01-11T16:48:14+00:00

so sad that he cucked out....how can you spit truth and THEN cuck out?

dine_o_mite · 2020-01-11T17:55:23+00:00

Even on Conan he's holding back. His early stuff is absolutely hilarious.

https://youtu.be/imZ52DHBtug

Copypastable · 2020-01-11T16:51:53+00:00

"You can't make her happy, yet I married her."

justletmemakeanacc · 2020-01-11T18:47:49+00:00

"They don't want their own shit, they want our shit".

That resonates so much with my experiences. Man if there was 10 more seconds to this clip.

LotBuilder · 2020-01-12T02:21:43+00:00

Take over the NFL, take over Boy Scouts, take over the military, take over Tech and Stem jobs... they don’t realize that all of these things are efficient and awesome because they are not involved.

Rollbar · 2020-01-11T17:23:05+00:00

Welcome back Bill, we missed you.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-01-11T19:45:48+00:00

Women can't multitask but they're very good at fucking several things up simultaneously. If they can do one thing at a time successfully that'd be great but their immature minds always wander and that causes low effort on what they are trying to accomplish so they fuck everything up. They can't concentrate.

EconomistMagazine · 2020-01-12T01:21:21+00:00

Nothing can make women happy.

Nothingness can make men happy.

Lugidori · 2020-01-12T03:37:41+00:00

He still got married though.

BraveNewNight · 2020-01-12T01:42:39+00:00

He simped out.

kayfab · 2020-01-11T17:55:34+00:00

Yes he would be happier if he was single hahahaha

StingRayFins · 2020-01-11T20:45:52+00:00

It's true. They think 'multi-tasking' is some great achievement when it's just wasting time and energy. Who cares if you can gossip while you eat chips while you do makeup while you facetime your friend while you water the plants while you breath... meanwhile the man is focused on just fixing the car outside.

"oh men can only focus on one thing at a time they can't multitask like women!"

Trust me this is how it is. They'll brag to other about how they can do "soo many" things or they have to "juggle" multiple things at once. 90% of the things they don't have to do and can ignore but they CHOOSE to bother with it and then brag that they got it done.

Apfelstrudelboner · 2020-01-12T00:49:21+00:00

then he married an uppity black feminist... and had a child with her

captain-whamco · 2020-01-12T01:50:50+00:00

Why do talk show hosts have to have a seat that's a foot higher than their guests?

Griever114 · 2020-01-12T04:00:27+00:00

Literally: problem assembly lines.

There is always another one down the line. And the get more creative with each subsequent version.

CommanderOfTheDeath · 2020-01-11T17:00:43+00:00

What was the bot to download videos from Reddit again?

dtribbletron · 2020-01-11T19:27:04+00:00

They took over and ruined the Boy Scout too

Hairy-biker · 2020-01-11T22:15:17+00:00

Watch Bill burr on the Joe Rogan experience on YouTube, good stuff!!

Darth-Chucho · 2020-01-12T02:06:28+00:00

They don’t want their own shit, they want our shit.

wgretzskymscott · 2020-01-12T15:48:44+00:00

I live in a building with underground parking. This dude in my floor used to live with his good buddy, he parked his trunk in the underground. Life was good. Then he got a girlfriend, his buddy had to move out so she could move in, few months later I see him moving a bunch of reno shit up on a dolly, looking miserable. I’m guessing it wasn’t his fucking idea to reno the place. THEN yesterday when I was out with my dog, guess who I see brushing the snow off his truck in the outdoor parking...... THIS MOTHER FUCKING gave this bitch his underground parking and bought an extra one outside for his sorry ass to use. LOL fuck off. I’ve seen her out in that outdoor spot before, too. I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall for that convo.

Dongune · 2020-01-11T17:51:19+00:00

Who's this guy?

Title	Men waking up, finally
Author	chebokit00
Upvotes	670
Comments	43
Date	January 11, 2020 2:30 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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