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[–]Docbear6468 points69 points70 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm a huge gamer, I brought my switch over to my sister's house and played games with my niece and nephews.
My cousin gave a disapproving glance" you can play this thing anywhere? Ughhh that's great"
I didn't pay her any mind but she continues on " you know I stopped talking to the last guy who told me he played videogames like immediately" says the 30+ year old childless spinster.
I barely looked up and said " I make way too much money for that to matter " . She weakly said "he didn't make much money" and that was our last convo of the night.
I was amused
[–]fruguy32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yeah? You know I stopped talking to the last girl who turned 30 like immediately."
[–]seekfart6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, just wait
In the next 5 years or earlier, you'll see this cousin of yours to turn into a "gamer gurl", just to attract the poll of guys she was once foolish enough to reject
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[–]Glork111 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nice
[–]Friendlyfire810222 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A touch creepy but you have the right idea
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oh fug off its funny
[–]Friendlyfire8102-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]robowriter1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm ok with a little creepy because nothing so creepy as weaponized female nature.
[–]WanderlustYouth0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah even her nipples flew off
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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
are you saying theres a snatch bubble?
[–]jamocadyn1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, we know that a car is a depreciating object...well, women are kind of like that--but with more headaches. You can leave the car in your garage for days at time and it won't call you or demand you take it out for a drive.
[–]modern_rabbit13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Teehee omg
[–]crespo_modesto3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is this barbie doll censored haha
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To women money is everything. If they can't get that: status, which brings attention. You can write that across naked Barbie's plastic titties.
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