Monkey branching gone wrong

Krazyrobus · 2019-07-31T05:58:34+00:00

Hilarious the turn when she realised she had nothing to gain.

RevolutionaryPea7 · 2019-07-31T07:14:25+00:00

Sucks that he never left the plantation, though. Give it a few years and he'll start wishing he did meet for coffee.

Figg1778 · 2019-07-31T10:56:14+00:00

I changed

I got way more chill and peaceful in those years

Says that before she blows up in the dudes face for moving on.

dvbtupanit · 2019-07-31T07:46:31+00:00

He dodged the first bullet but not the second.

redshieldheroz · 2019-07-31T06:14:41+00:00

Zoom the photo below right. You can see that he is probably 7. Facial hair and little jaw. And he was cheated.

Aposematicly · 2019-07-31T06:05:03+00:00

Technically, this is a reverse swing technique with the previous branch missing. A tumble from the canopy to the hard roots of the jungle floor ensues.

markus_brutus · 2019-07-31T11:11:47+00:00

Good thing she has become more chill in the last years.

peguy2000 · 2019-07-31T08:16:59+00:00

Jesus that escalated very quickly

Ibericvs · 2019-07-31T08:19:48+00:00

'I have changed'

LOL

Idioticaz · 2019-07-31T08:22:13+00:00

Forgive me if I'm wrong, however the messages indicate that the blue bubble text is a guy while the white bubble is the "woman". The screenshot is from the guy (as your own text is always in blue). Then at the very bottom of the message chain on the right you can see that the other person has seen the text when their profile picture shows next to the message as a read-receipt (Your own profile picture doesn't show for read-receipts for yourself). This would indicate that the person in blue was messaging the person with a male profile picture?

Is this fake?

FutureFigure · 2019-07-31T17:26:11+00:00

/r/nicegirls

Malbek604 · 2019-07-31T17:59:39+00:00

Sure, sure but our protagonist is no MGTOW. He's on his high horse because of crazy psycho ex, but what treats does wife have in store for him?

RedPillConfessions- · 2019-07-31T06:18:15+00:00

Love this beautiful story

southern-sword · 2019-07-31T10:07:57+00:00

You know what really gets under the skin of those crazy sluts? Yeah marrying another(preferribly more young and beautiful) woman and have a baby with her.

Their little lizard brains just can’t comprehend that a man can and should live all by himself and be content and happy. That’s why they resort to the slurs like “incel” and the like.

So in this day and age, with women like this, only one option remains: ZFG.

Live it, breathe it, own it. ZFG. And GYOW.

AnnoMachina01 · 2019-07-31T11:34:43+00:00

I loved the "infertile" dig. Way to attack the jugular of her ultimate value and desire.

MuleFool42 · 2019-07-31T20:11:33+00:00

Holy sh*t. Didn't take her long to prove that she handn't changed a bit. He certainly dodged a bullet.

MafiosoMGTOW · 2019-07-31T13:03:47+00:00

What a fucking child. I can't believe that I ever gave a single fuck about a woman.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2019-07-31T13:27:18+00:00

you just want to see me jelous because I wanted kids

That's her whole reason for the meetup. It was time to settle dow for her. She also might want chils support. There was nothing to gain for her anymore as this man is already taken.

FightClubHamster69 · 2019-07-31T14:13:58+00:00

What human garbage she, hoping a baby dies, that’s a new low

MGTOW-Soldier · 2019-07-31T06:07:15+00:00

Uhhhh. A hero we deserve.

crella-ann · 2019-07-31T06:23:10+00:00

Whooooa! Scary!

bobbiscotti · 2019-07-31T08:26:06+00:00

Hahahaha this is the best thing I’ve seen all night!

Ahhhh the anger and envy fuels my glee xD

[deleted] · 2019-07-31T10:23:59+00:00

I would not have carried on that conversation that long.

FalancioMSR · 2019-07-31T11:02:29+00:00

Daaammmmmm thats hardcore.

AdonisSefa · 2019-07-31T11:39:06+00:00

Oh boy she regrets it so badly. And by the way her peaceful attitude is so remarkable.

SpaceCowboyBop · 2019-07-31T12:16:20+00:00

I wonder why he moved town lol.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-07-31T13:08:40+00:00

Wow, I guess that particular model goes from normal to psycho in 1 second

badaboomxx · 2019-07-31T13:47:51+00:00

Pretty sure that being married is relevant to the conversation..... and yeah, crazy bitch.

MikeRocksBoat · 2019-07-31T13:49:39+00:00

That baby's tongue reminds me of looney tunes...

That's all folks!

Tonyb33 · 2019-07-31T14:15:29+00:00

I have moved on, I have blocked you from contacting me, I met a new woman much nicer that you, we fell in love, I proposed and she accepted, we saved for our wedding, we married, we moved in together, we had a baby.

Woman.......Your just doing this to annoy me aren’t you now what about me?

TigPlaze · 2019-07-31T14:29:37+00:00

Sheesh! What a bitch.

slab_of_beef · 2019-07-31T14:42:15+00:00

Ooh that last reply hit her deep. Well played.

capofudo · 2019-07-31T14:51:50+00:00

Hes' a grammar nazi so I don't like him either

NeverTrustAVaJayJay · 2019-07-31T14:54:02+00:00

Murderd by words xD

bfte2 · 2019-07-31T15:00:09+00:00

Yeah, never stick your dick in a crazy. Smart man.

McBendyLicktenstein · 2019-07-31T16:49:56+00:00

Damn get some ice for that burn at the end. Showing your happy child and saying she’s infertile, brings a smile to my face

lebogglez · 2019-07-31T17:00:56+00:00

If somebody threatened my and my child's life, I sure wouldn't send a picture of my child to them.. I'd just call the police.

Her0_0f_time · 2019-07-31T17:34:21+00:00

You missed a spot in the bottom right corner.

Coslin · 2019-07-31T17:40:11+00:00

Yikes.

misanthr0pe666 · 2019-07-31T19:02:17+00:00

"I got way more chill and peaceful in those years"

Hahaha

Cestus_Saphrax · 2019-08-01T05:43:03+00:00

I think he just dodged a bullet to get hit by another bullet.

DevD00d · 2019-07-31T14:53:08+00:00

Fake and gay

Title	Monkey branching gone wrong
Author	okpassenger3
Upvotes	514
Comments	85
Date	July 31, 2019 5:55 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ck49um/monkey_branching_gone_wrong/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/monkey-branching-gone-wrong.422594 https://theredarchive.com/post/422594

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