Never get married...

A_Midget_Stripper · 2017-03-18T01:05:55+00:00

This is what failing a shit test looks like.

ABoyandhisFrog · 2017-03-18T01:17:34+00:00

Honestly I just feel sad. This poor man has had his self-worth and dignity scraped down so much that he can't even enjoy something he was probably super excited to buy. It wouldn't surprise me if the wife wastes more time watching TV or is even fucking guys on the side, because she obviously doesn't respect him.

Sol_Install · 2017-03-18T00:39:40+00:00

What? Tell her fuck no.

not88 · 2017-03-18T00:41:13+00:00

It's funny (but sad) that even if he is telling the truth, the whole "wife is making me get rid of it" thing is one of the better lines to use when trying to sling some used shit.

Teflon0819 · 2017-03-18T03:51:40+00:00

So he's played for a total of 10 hours in the 2 weeks that the switch has been out, and that's apparently too much time played according to his wife.

Women just hate seeing men enjoy something that has nothing to do with women. They will go to depraved lengths to ensure that they maintain a monopoly on a man's happiness, because he is easier to manipulate that way.

GFandango · 2017-03-18T05:46:25+00:00

I'm calling it,

Fast forward 6 months, she's caught sucking off Chad.

Then she'll bring up this Nintendo Switch and say it was all hist fault because he neglected her and only played video games.

She'll take away his life and tell everyone about her emotionally abusive ex-husband.

KryptoPower77 · 2017-03-18T01:34:31+00:00

"My wife made me". Poor dude. Tell her no! Stand up for yourself.

username082016 · 2017-03-18T02:00:12+00:00

He has a choice, he can leave. I do feel sympathy but have some self respect.

-Luthe- · 2017-03-18T02:17:39+00:00

10 hours...so what, he had it for like 2 days? Poor sap.

odion1500 · 2017-03-18T07:40:31+00:00

Get married to be treated like a 12 year old, no thanks.

General_Fear · 2017-03-18T03:34:40+00:00

But the wife can shop til she drops, max out 10 credit cards and rack up 30k in debt. And if the husbands says something, everyone will say that he is a jerk for calling out his wife.

fleshnbones · 2017-03-18T14:08:36+00:00

The thing is, this shit is normal in marriages, people make fun of me for still living with my mother but when I see married men it ain't no different, they need permission to do or buy shit...I mean at least I have that freedom.

Why would I want to move out of mama's house then live with another women who gives me more restrictions than the USSR? I don't get it, when I move out, I'm living by myself..100 percent freedom.

The_Stumper · 2017-03-18T02:03:30+00:00

That broke my heart.

Ultramegasaurus · 2017-03-18T11:22:55+00:00

My wife doesn't want me to buy x

My wife wants me to sell x

Literally every hobby community ever

Jesty_Lemon · 2017-03-18T08:05:15+00:00

Switch the bitch for a Switch!

Be-Positive · 2017-03-18T01:00:56+00:00

He should sell it. Then get a PS4 and play the manliest game he can find on the living room to at full volume. Only risk is he'll get a divorce and lose half his assets. Poor guy can't win.

NoThirst · 2017-03-18T03:16:16+00:00

...zombie husband...the walking dead. She'll replace it with a pair of shoes.

ArthurVonL · 2017-03-18T04:10:26+00:00

No worries, I will play for you too while you do shit for your wife. Bachelor's life, feels good brothers.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-03-18T04:16:59+00:00

The cuck is strong. I ridicule cucks on many musical instrument subs for similar shit...'my wife finally let me buy a ___'...'my wife allowed me to hang my new guitar on the wall in the basement behind the toilet door'...etc. What the fuck happened to men? I never asked my ex for permission to do anything.

Flaye2 · 2017-03-18T04:35:03+00:00

Damn, can't even play a switch in peace.

hollybegin · 2017-03-18T06:39:09+00:00

Grow a pair and keep your nintendo.....Jesus!

BukM1 · 2017-03-18T09:02:30+00:00

how do people end up this fucking spineless.

if someone told me i had to sell something because i enjoy it too much i would tell them to go fuck themselves

RainbowBitches · 2017-03-18T10:03:28+00:00

I would be like "No thanks".

Ximkai · 2017-03-18T17:43:51+00:00

Lmao! " Wifey is making me sell my switch, I was playing it too much" has only 10 hours run time

Fuck that, I'm going to lay money down that says the cunt watches tv all day/ is on facebook, alot more than a man could possibly be gaming. I'd tell this bitch to get real, get out, or get herself a switch. I won't be selling my toys to keep princess happy. I have, no shit, lost two relationships over video games and I have no problems with that!

Zombocom1911 · 2017-03-18T21:58:38+00:00

Sell her instead.

mgtowOnly · 2017-03-18T14:09:18+00:00

I'm jealous, I can't even find a store near me that has Switches in stock!

Once I get one, I'm totally just going to play BoTW for a whole weekend.

insignificant_others · 2017-03-18T07:10:45+00:00

This reminds me of that episode in big bang theory where Howard is forces to return 3D printer by the wife, although in this case, he had used the wife's money, pathetic that men allow people to do this thing to them

deathfromthecrab · 2017-03-18T07:13:13+00:00

Just don't marry a cunt!

CapnZack53 · 2017-03-18T12:29:03+00:00

Wow, that's pathetic

videostellar · 2017-03-18T12:29:03+00:00

Typical beta male

MuscleMaturity · 2017-03-18T15:42:02+00:00

Cuck spotted

SpanishDdoc · 2017-03-18T15:46:22+00:00

What a fucking looser really, i mean this is more beta than a cuck, at least cucks are either ignorant or enjoying his cucknes but this guy has been forced to sell a harmless nintendo which has bought it with his well earned money just becausw his wife/master forced, like he is a 12 years old who is punished with no more videogames but 17317272 times worst

apx24 · 2017-03-18T19:41:02+00:00

He should have told his wife to fuck herself. How dare she takes his video games away.

GiantBlackWeasel · 2017-03-18T20:41:28+00:00

he phucked up worse for even buying a Nintendo switch. but then again, less than a month into the new console, the new Zelda games looks really nice.

starkiller439 · 2017-03-22T04:22:42+00:00

Any bitch tells me what to do like this, and she's going to meet the back of my hand in less than a second

OrionCentauri · 2017-05-06T13:22:36+00:00

He doesnt deserve it. Absolute mangina.

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insignificant_others · 2017-03-18T07:10:29+00:00

This reminds me of that episode in big bang theory where Howard is forces to return 3D printer by the wife, although in this case, he had used the wife's money, pathetic that men allow people to do this thing to them

insignificant_others · 2017-03-18T07:10:45+00:00

This reminds me of that episode in big bang theory where Howard is forces to return 3D printer by the wife, although in this case, he had used the wife's money, pathetic that men allow people to do this thing to them

Title	Never get married...
Author	ABoyandhisFrog
Upvotes	268
Comments	74
Date	March 18, 2017 12:18 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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