Because I realized how stupid men are... Spent years spending money on nice clothes, worried about my look, paying stuff to impress girls and suddenly I have a girlfriend and my freedom is gone, she lives now with me, I can’t fart when I want, I can’t leave clothes and other stuff laying around until Friday when my house cleaning lady comes... I can’t watch my favorite tv channels anymore, I need to go out when I don’t feel like and so on and so on... Why why why... Fucking ego or whatever...