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[–]Rottinghere26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Joseph the Carpenter = the first Holy Cuck
Seriously though, when you think about it, the Bible does teach men to be weak and subservient individuals who should be accepting of bullshit and abuse in order to appease God. The whole "turn the other cheek" thing is an example of this.
Christianity is perhaps the most blue-pilling force the Western world has ever known.
[–]NathanHollister7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The Bible actually doesn't say that. It says men should be the head of the household, women should submit to their husbands, and adultery should not be tolerated.
[–]Footnote2201 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What about the 3 wise men who visited Mary to bring gifts of Frankenstein and Murr for the gang bang? Baby Jesus was just a cover story for the Virgin Becky
[–]GnuYOW6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I would love an alternate history where the New Testament had started the same way, but Joseph realized what really happened and began a religion of MGTOW which would spread worldwide and last for thousands of years. Imagine men-only churches and monasteries where men drink whiskey, shoot guns, and have sermons about the deceit of women.
[–]jamocadyn6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Perhaps he did...and that history was repressed by the Roman Catholic Church. All those "heretics" the Church went after during the Medieval Era--we'll never know what their beliefs were. Notice how there is nothing said about Joseph after Christ's birth? This is the guy who taught JC how to wield a hammer, run a plumb line, basically did dad things with him and there was no mention of the guy after JC was born. Mary is seen a couple of times in the New Testament after JC reaches adulthood...but Joseph is mysteriously absent. Why?
[–]GnuYOW0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah, I like the way you think. I was raised Christian but never realized till now that Joseph just kind of disappears after the first chapter or so if each gospel.
[–]Rottinghere2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've heard that Eastern Orthodox monasteries can actually come pretty close to that.
[–]bk68302 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome!
[–]ZeroBlink22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
to be fair at first he was livid , until an angel came about to talk
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[–]ZeroBlink10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol from religious standpoint how is "being cucked" even remotely comparable to acquiring one of the best seats in heaven and being a step father to a god.
[–]taotedude0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus was a bastard... Read "Toledot Yeshua" or "Life of Jesus"
[–]SylentKnight_13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
“And I want women to be modest in their appearance. They should wear decent and appropriate clothing and not draw attention to themselves by the way they fix their hair or by wearing gold or pearls or expensive clothes. For women who claim to be devoted to God should make themselves attractive by the good things they do. Women should learn quietly and submissively. I do not let women teach men or have authority over them. Let them listen quietly. For God made Adam first, and afterward he made Eve. And it was not Adam who was deceived by Satan. The woman was deceived, and sin was the result. But women will be saved through childbearing, assuming they continue to live in faith, love, holiness, and modesty.” 1 Timothy 2:9-15 NLT
*The scriptures don’t teach men to be submissive, the modern day church does
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[–]bk68301 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very interesting pov. Thank you.
[–]edgysecularist0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women is only but a defective man
[–]selfism_mike7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Christianity was a religion that emerged as response to roman supression. It is a religion of the suppressed and slaves. The focus is on serving and seeing anothers benefit as your own. Cutting Joseph out of the family, but burdening him with all the responsibilities meshes nicely with that. Good post.
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[–]edgysecularist1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gods way are too much for us to understand, if he has a path every righteous man will do it no questions asked
[–]StormOfHoney6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always wondered if Mary was just fucking around the village and made up the immaculate conception to get away with it and then it got completely out of hand.
Doesn't help that 3 random guys showed up at the birth with gifts.
[–]fuckthatshittoo3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
That's actually the Bibles fault and Roman Christianity as they wanted to distance themselves as much as possible from Judaism
The fact is that Mary, Joseph and all the apostles were actually Jews, there were no Christians back then, in fact those are not even their real names, they're the christian names Roman Christianity gave them in an attempt to make the religion theirs and not middle eastern
Mary and Joseph were most likely married with several kids, Jesus had siblings and by the time he died, 31, he most likely was also married with kids of his own, but that's not something a religion that is based on a single man acts and history can let be known
Other facts, St Peter, the apostle that basically started to compile the Bible was born roughly 30 year after Jesus died and never actually met him
[–]SilverGryphon1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am all for MGTOW but please leave religion out of this. This post was probably made by a muslim.
If women actually behaved the way the bible tells them to, there would be no need for MGTOW as you would have a decent woman who would not cheat on you with Chad next door and be subservient towards you, the head of the household.
In the old days, their hypergamous nature was kept in check, but the western world had to become ultra degenerate after the sexual revolution and women were allowed to do what their nature told them to, which is become hypergamous sluts who ride the Chad cock carousel hard.
[–]MephistosFallen[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not accurate, none of them were white or blonde.
[–]tablett3791 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Imagine living in a time when the vice was actually the bolts holding the work bench together, nobody thought to add a seperate "vice" to the solid bolted workbench yet. What a bunch of idiots
[–]DeplorableToast1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A sad state of affairs ..
[–]sumdood123451 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mary jumped the fence, lol
[–]SylvestorTalone1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two true statements, and thank The Lord, for else we would still be dead in our tresspasses and sins.
[–]Solo_and_Simple1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad there was no paternity testing back then. I'd love to see the results.
[–]U-941 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God-Chad?
[–]Evilopoly901 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Joseph: Saint of Cucks and Mary: Saint of Thots.
[–]mrkulci0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Bruh I feel like if god tells you to raise his son you better do so(not a Christian, but I'm just saying)
Edit: grammar
[–]mrkulci0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
...it takes a special kind of retardation to write those words down without realizing in just how many ways you're wrong
[–]mrkulci0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We are literally talking about GOD, you utter moron
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